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Neil Gortz

@gortz.bsky.social
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Auld da working in gaming, afflicted by RRMS and a stash of board games he will never play with.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 22h
Well, it’s certainly catchy
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I appreciate the inclusion but now I’m questioning if Bran was just phoning it in.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to a mini uni reunion - first time all the housemates have been in a room together in 20 years (because male friendships). We just spent the night talking about how we all are in (or have done) therapy.
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The Young Ones Vivian
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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You need proper genes to have any impact on history, society, or even your own life.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No thanks boys, I’ll pass
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here we go again
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I wish i was as cool as this gamer ™️
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Trying to pick a new headshot for my work pass.
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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now,
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Finished Zero Company, had a lot of fun with it and some great cameos. Would have benefited with another 6 months to cook I feel but I’m straight on to the another playthrough.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ok NOW it’s autumn
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Incredible things are happening on Twitter, the everything app
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Mr John Robertson @robbotron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones, but congrats on buying a house, I guess
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reinforcements have arrived
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@Very__Regular

george lucas, 1975 (in tunisia, severely dehydrated, over budget) sure, yeah. put the little blue guy in the background. is alec still in his trailer

guy who gets mad for money on youtube, 2024: and now disney made Deebo Threebo green. that's how little respect they have for you
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reading old 2000ad’s and it’s my wish that my final words are better than this - just shameful
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I think quite impressed at all I’ve been through but quite horrified by the toll it cost
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh… oh no
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Neugin @lostcitymagic.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
🎶row, row, robocop
Gently down the stream
Directive one: uphold the law
I am part machine🎶
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Poppy coming to Fortnite feels like a strange oversight - like there couldn’t be a more meme friendly persona since the creation of the internet
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
No milk in the office
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Stick Man's Computer Rage Meme
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When you shout at me this is who you are shouting at.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It is 2026, I am watching Macklemore stand as the most principled entertainer
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Uh oh
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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EVE Vanguard @evevanguard.com · 11/09/2026
What turns a convincing sci-fi environment into a playable battlefield? EVE Vanguard’s environment artists discuss Lost Convoy, combat readability, Icelandic photogrammetry and rebuilding a DUST 514 rail cannon in the Upwell style. Watch the new Uplink: youtu.be/_9AvuO9Zh9s
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EVE Vanguard Uplink Podcast | Building Worlds That Play Right
YouTube video by EVE Vanguard
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Don’t worry. Abigail wants you. She’s always wanted you.
The image features neon pink text on a textured background with the heading "Warrior Affirmations." The text includes statements about masculinity and virility, and references the game "Stardew Valley."
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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yeah. Hell yeah brother. Here we go. Hit me with this content. Hell yeah. I can feel it.
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The idea that Heinlein's Starship Troopers were fascists is a lazy Leftist smear
Just because you don't like an idea doesn't mean it's Nazi
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All the ass being kicked by @karendioxx.bsky.social
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
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Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
witnessed something at dragon con I can’t get out of my head
Sketch of a Mike Myers cat in the hat cosplayer staring intently at a poster of a sexy Ring lady
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As an ‘avid consumer’ of Gillian Anderson media I was struck by how ham fisted and overtly ad heavy the latest episode of ‘Last Meals’ is - beyond that she comes across as BORING. A real fumble by all parties imo
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Can confirm this is very much the same film that impressed 11 year old me all those years ago
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Guy infront of me on the train has two laptops open and all I see is ‘smart’ Holoship Rimmer
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Read this Rob Delaney book in its entirety in one sitting. Amazing recounting of the loss of his infant son. I think if you’ve experienced a loved one passing it hits different.
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joannes @playthroughline.com · 05/09/2026
Show me you didn't understand the assignment
A listing for a torrent of The Terminator (1984) that says it's been <slight retching noise> upscaled using AI
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve been doing these for a while now … I think it’s made me a little feral
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guardian headline: 'Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman was one of DC's few successes. It's a mystery why she got the chop' by Ben ChildChris Hemworth's Thor, in (I'm fairly sure) Thor: Ragnarok, pulling a face just before he says "Is he, though?" – commonly paraphrased, as in this case, as: "Is it, though?"
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lore update - the ‘stray cat’ I've been feeding is called Frank and is owned by and old man down the road who finds it very funny that half the street feeds his cat.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Kid: Dad, I bought you this cause it looks like you. Me: Oh because of the glasses? Kid: no because it’s ready to crumble apart and reminds me of death
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Jago Hazzard @jagohazzard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We got Heel Turn Sam before GTA6 etc etc
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maneater 2!! At last a game for Gortz
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Today is my one year anniversary at Fenris, by law you must now give me all of your spaceships
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 31/08/2026
robber: GIVE ME THE MONEY cashier: ok 😭😭😭 robber: PUT IN A BAG cashier: they're 25¢ now is that ok 😭😭😭
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
My holiday reading and what a journey it was! An incredible ballad of a (deeply) troubled eclectic genius. As per tradition I will leave it with the rest of the ‘literature’ that was provided for us.
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I MUST free him
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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s what he deserves
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