iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 8h

Upgrading her from your wife to your chosen man. Faultless plan

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 8h

Every day is an embarrassing day to be a Metallica fan for me but today - oi ve

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 11h

So, you finally are becoming a masked crime fighter

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 11h

Showed my young intern the AniMatrix as a reference: ‘Oh wow this animation is actually quite good, this was made in the year I was born’ 💀 ☠️ 💀 ☠️ 💀

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Very important Star Trek image

Shatner
The world of homosexuality I'm not that
familiar with. Are you?

Spiner (Data tha robot)
To a degree…

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Peter Paltridge @peterpaltridge.bsky.social · 23h

What can you say? This was the definite winner they will never top. Also one of the best things I've seen at any PRGE #PRGE #PRGE2026

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I did the thing that the other kids were doing

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

On so that’s the Halloween empire biscuit - I did wonder

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

That’s TOO MUCH evil genius for one packet

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I haven’t but I sense this is gonna up the ante even more

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I have ‘thoughts’ about their being a Crossed movie. The whole thing was trauma on a page. Relentless grim trauma.

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Lenny Leonard Pondering

ALT: Lenny Leonard Pondering

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I mean - if you can’t facilitate an actual bag …

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

New Gears of War scores serious ‘dad points’ by letting you change your menu music to Metallica. All games should have this option.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wait, who gets your collectors coke spoon if you go?

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

got fired from the future crimes division after i accidentally dropped my ice cream cone into the precog's tank and killed one of them

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Old guy sat in the taxi rank next to me is watching videos on Facebook: ‘Solar power is a lie’ ‘AI has decoded the Turin Shroud and discovered a secret message’

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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That is entirely too many gamer points - a wasted life

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

This is exactly the energy he was channeling

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My initiative to save the BBC some budget is to do a version of the Traitors which is exactly the same as the regular version but without the half hour of slow-mos fillers and recaps.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

‘boy dinner’ I mumble to myself as I eat a bag of last nights prawn crackers

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Neighbor is banging on the wall because I’m listening to ‘The Hunt for Red October’ too loudly.

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Mince Dinner @scw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Let’s see Paul Allan’s Hair and Beauty salon

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well, it’s certainly catchy

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I appreciate the inclusion but now I’m questioning if Bran was just phoning it in.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Went to a mini uni reunion - first time all the housemates have been in a room together in 20 years (because male friendships). We just spent the night talking about how we all are in (or have done) therapy.

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The Young Ones Vivian

ALT: The Young Ones Vivian

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buy my book @nmamatas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You need proper genes to have any impact on history, society, or even your own life.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No thanks boys, I’ll pass

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They do!! There is a height requirement working against you though

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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This, to me, doesn't look like the kind of thing you want to encourage your dog to go for.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wish i was as cool as this gamer ™️

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Trying to pick a new headshot for my work pass.

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Dan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now,

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Finished Zero Company, had a lot of fun with it and some great cameos. Would have benefited with another 6 months to cook I feel but I’m straight on to the another playthrough.

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Neil Gortz @gortz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Incredible things are happening on Twitter, the everything app

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