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@gorlock.bsky.social

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Ham hearted ❤️🌈 I want to share my sweetness with you Milan → Paris → Kentucky → Ohio📍 discord: gorlockjr | insta: gorlock_jr | mychart: gorlock_healthstats

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

hello angels and associates

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

look no further than homoti

Still from Homoti (1987): A turkish family sits on a sofa drinking coffee with Homoti, a jacked gay ET-but-for-legal-reasons-not-ET alien

Still from Homoti (1987): Homoti, a jacked gay ET-style alien creature, sits on a couch and looks sympathetically at a gay man in a robe holding his hand

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

corn alley update

corn growing on either side of a concrete path between a wooden fence and a porch

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

if it were up to me the ruffles corporation would be sued out of business for their sharp and dangerous product

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not to dox him but i saw an albino squirrel who smokes cigarettes

an albino squirrel at the base of a tree with a stem in its mouth that kinda looks like a hand-rolled cig

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

maybe this one? it's been marinating in its own juices for a while

a good idea i have is instead of embedding ads as posts on the tl like twitter our full screens should be taken over by the same traditional commercial advertisement every 10-15 minutes and then we all have to make a post discussing it to prove we watched & continue using the app until the next one

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

nyc:

she's so crazzzy love her meme with the woman edited out and the text replaced with "she's so gone! miss her!!!"

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

do you like the corn alley? ☐ yes ☐ no ☐ take me off your list

a lot of corn growing on either side of a sidewalk between a wooden fence and a porch

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

search result:
List of 10 Monkeys With Red Butts On Earth (2023) -...

In this article, we have discussed about 10 Monkeys with Red Butts, where they are found and some of their characteristics.

https://howitsee.com > monkeys-with...

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

let's do a draft dump @everybody

drafts folder:

8h
what types of bile do you guys like to throw up

19h
I do love a walk-in drainage pipe

3d
i haven't thought of a good sentence in six weeks

5d
gluelane maxwell-in case you ever have to name a horse that you hate

10d
does anyone else have scoliosis of the face

10d
if I don't wear my retainer tonight cps is gonna take my teeth away from me

12d
laptop stands for laparoscopic topless dancer

12d
my gift horse has beautiful teeth

16d
when i say i'll be there in 5 im always

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

this one's ok but i bet it's already been said before

handwritten on a notecard:

A BIRD IN THE PINK IS WORTH 2 IN THE STINK

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

when my power was out for a week i was writing tweets on notecards anytime my phone died

handwritten on a notecard:

GOT ME MY CRANK RADIO & HUNDREDS of CANDLES

A WATCHED POT BOILED TODΑY

MY HOUSE LOOKS SO CLEAN IN THE DARK :)

I HEAR A LOT of CHAINSAWS OUTSIDE—I ASSUME IT MUST BE ONE OF THOSE 'TEEN TAKEOVERS'?

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

i don't have any sentences to say at this time

selfie of me in an office chair lifting my shirt in dim red lighting

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

tfw you don't know how to do anything so they give you the keyboard without keys to prevent you from fucking anything up but everyone still really likes having you around due to your positive attitude

cheerful line art cartoon woman with one hand on a keyboard with no keys and the other hand pumping its fist in the air in celebration of whatever is happening on an unseen screen

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I guess that's fine

close-up of sunscreen bottle that says "TESTED ON GEN Z"

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

youtube video thumbnail from ddg search results: picture of dwayne the rock johnson, jim parsons, and wentworth miller and the caption "10 hollywood actors who are gay"

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

playing matchmaker

mug with tired cartoon man sitting at a desk with a big pile of papers that says "it's not easy for a night person to work, period!"

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

& if they need to invent a new letter to name it after, so be it—it's not that hard

an 'm' with 3 humps

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

i made a gif if that's allowed

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

new holiday i invented

calendar notification: Change Your Accounts to Your Original AIM Username Day

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

this is what it would look like if it were 2 days ago and we were in the parking lot

selfie of me in a car

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

happy tears cowboy with monkey paws covering mouth emoji mashup

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

cheers to that

still from the guy drinking bleach meme

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

000

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

guy who is about to drop off the cat piss / guy who has successfully dropped off the cat piss

selfie of me in my cat's bathroom

selfie of me in the car

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

this one but it no longer exists

glen echo bird tunnel columbus, oh

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

making good time i just need to leave my house 11 minutes ago

a selfie of me

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

hmm ok i don't want to feel left out, don't look though unless you want to turn gay

me in my underwear in a mirror

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

i wish i could get paid to write the slogans for produce so bad

sticker on a container of strawberries:

naturipe
since 1917
farmed fresh

BERRIES BRING IT!

At Naturipe, we are proud that sustainability is incorporated into every decision we make. Chez Naturipe nous prenons en compte la durabilité dans chacune de nos décisions.

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

if you had to put on formal wear and eat a picture which one would you eat? I'd eat this one

Craig T Nelson

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

she has become so important to me overnight. please don't tell me if she actually sucks—my heart couldn't take it and anyway I haven't watched the episode yet

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

when you forgot to renew your adderall and someone asks what you do in your free time

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

unrelated but this came up when I searched my photos for kevin smith

flavor flav posing for a photo with Anna Nicole smith while Brigitte Nielson photo bombs by enthusiastically hurling herself toward Anna Nicole's breasts

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Kevin Smith's giant jorts yankee candle

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

hello angels

a selfie of me looking friendly and approachable

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I choose greater prairie chicken because they do bold eyeliner *and* chunky statement earrings

greater prairie chicken

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

get real

orangutan standing upright, beautiful conjoined breasts

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

that gets you a katie holmes emoji

Katie holmes emoji

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

this is how i looked like 11 days ago

a selfie of me

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I will always have a soft spot for these ludicrous freaks

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

it threw me off too much and now I can't remember 😩

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

see

gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

alright power's back. eat shit, pilgrims