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just because you've been cursed by a witch does not give you the right to come into my home and leave a foul mucilaginous trail from my elegant foyer to the divan in my parlour and back like i wouldn't notice

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I was out after #5 when they replaced the guy in the blue shirt and acted like we wouldn't notice—they must think we're stupid, i mean just look at the earlobes....

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but i want to curate 😩

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

i don't want to list 9 albums because it will take me too long to pick

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Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1

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well it's more of an awkward temperature situation and I didn't wanna wear pants lol

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waterskiing incident—kind of a nautical sonny bono

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however i am one of those shorts + long sleeves white guys so

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im so confused about what clothes i should be wearing tonight

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still think he's a good role model? i very much doubt that

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june 6 1998, metro detroit area, eminem cut me in line at the pharmacy

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the confident house cleaner dons his most stainable shirt

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I learned a long time ago you can mark anything up on ebay by simply adding Haunted VERY ACTIVE to the listing

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hello angels and associates

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not a lot on the market rn so i think you can go way higher. can always drop the price later if no one bites. if you're willing to shave your head it'll fetch a lot more if you sell it with hair

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hold on let me check ebay real quick

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

look no further than homoti

Still from Homoti (1987): A turkish family sits on a sofa drinking coffee with Homoti, a jacked gay ET-but-for-legal-reasons-not-ET alien

Still from Homoti (1987): Homoti, a jacked gay ET-style alien creature, sits on a couch and looks sympathetically at a gay man in a robe holding his hand

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I love that everyone's putting soluble fiber in their sodas now but I'd like to see them go for a lot more than 4g. I saw one with 2g the other day—why bother, i can get 2g just from looking at a bran flake

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

not even a hint of starch from the pasta water they boiled the macaroni in?

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 27/04/2024

Did anything interesting happen while I was trapped in that cistern

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gorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

if you've had one thought you've had them all

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I would not have expected it to grow so well with zero effort or even intention but I've become very invested in its wellbeing. All the intentionally planted corn here is on its way out atp

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well im a renter so im not gonna actually do this company's landscaping for them the corn just started growing on its own

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we didn't actually plant these though—they just started growing from the birds and squirrels dropping seeds from the feeders but I think I might do this on purpose next year bc I like it

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