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Mid: fits, wits, and bits Posts are too wordy. Sorry :( Frog reposter 🐸 Factory expander 🚂🏭 Art? (Probably not... unless?) 🎨

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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I just wanna be a frog in a pond
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bullfrog of the day! Wednesday, 5 August 2026
Classic bullfrog with dappled throat - mostly out of the water, reflecting head and eye - water is green with tree reflections
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Adam is Gone Froggin @gonefroggin.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello 🐸
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Yard Gone Wild @yardgonewild.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
This tiny Green Frog was in one of the goat buckets looking sad and skinny a couple of weeks ago- I dumped them into this pond… so happy to see them thriving now😄
A juvenile Green Frog (Lithobates clamitans) with a nicely rounded belly sits on a fallen tulip poplar leaf in a small container pond
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The Internet loves Jucika so I think it could go equally nuts for mademoiselle Jeanne from the Gaston Lagaffe comics by Franquin.
Gaston Lagaffe playing the guitar so badly that mademoiselle Jeanne's hairdo gets wrecked from the sheer sound of it.Mademoiselle Jeanne carrying a folder out of which pops a photo of Gaston Lagaffe.Mademoiselle Jeanne lounging in the nude while looking at a photo of Gaston Lagaffe.
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Communist penis because it leans to the left
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
donald trump has died
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Emperor Palpatine is now also suffering from AI psychosis
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/06/2026
Garffeld Pt 2
A three panel comic of a classic Garfield comic strip drawn in medieval style: panel 1, Friar Jon reaches for something on his desk next to an inkwell; panel 2, he realizes it’s missing, and thinks “Where didst I leave my quill?”; panel 3, Garffeld is seen with a quill pen in his mouth and Jon is shouting off panel, “Garffeld!”
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
They're saying you're built like a shit brickhouse
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
109° is not hot. Not having an AC is what's making u hot
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Funny tik tok or yt shorts idea: "My art before and after art school" Before: filled sketchbooks, ambitious paintings on canvas and board, portable HDD filled with digital pieces After: Nothing
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Damn bitch you live like this with frog and toad
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I just found a YouTuber who says he's a frog, and I believe him
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bullfrog collage of the day! Saturday, 13 June 2026
Collage of six bullfrogs
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Pissing into your own mouth could be a viable method of hydration by 2050
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
If you piss your pants on a Tuesday, you are simply participating in "Tinkle Tuesday" festivities and thus shouldn't be kicked out of Chili's
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Why can't I spend the entirety of My life travelling the world exclusively to say hello to every single frog?
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Today in US politics: Being as big of a shithead to women as possible is now bipartisan
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
There's a non-zero possibility that that dude is going to flip parties once elected because "Democrats were mean to me", making voting for him more dangerous. Idc if the allegations are fake anyway, he's got bad vibes. If he pulled up next to me at a bar, my hand wouldn't leave the top of my drink
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It's depressing how the people who work in creative jobs often get paid crumbs (if at all) for the work they pour their souls into, but even that meager compensation is too much for media companies. To a company, artists are an obstacle to creating a media "product" and must be removed.
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Every day is such a struggle. I just want a big pile of boxes at my work to fall and crush me to death underneath them. Then I'll finally be happy.
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
This is one of those times
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Wait, what stage of democratic backsliding are we at when nazi apologia becomes a form of political criticism?
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I wish I had a brain capable of being funny
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Some of them believe in ghosts, and some of them believe in vampires. Unlike the left, they can all come together and agree that Bigfoot is real and is chilling with Elvis in the woods.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
this is what some of you look like in short sleeve button-up shirts
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Adventurism Time @flow.blacksky.app · 18/05/2026
Shake it, baby! 🐢
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
One of the shittier realities of the modern economy is that if everything was built to last, most of the country would be unemployed in a decade. We just make up work to do because if we don't, everything falls apart.
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Princess Leia: (to Han Solo) "I love you!" Modern Han Solo: "Bet"
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
What they aren't telling you is that there are normal babies and under babies, and the under babies are EVIL but so are the normal ones.
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Bullfrog of the day! Monday, 11 May 2026
A slightly freckled green bullfrog face emerging from duckweed decorated pond water
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I just vibecoded a new Bluesky app where I finally get the recognition I deserve. (none, I am staring at a wall)
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I used to have political convictions but then I got scolded by John Roberts. That’s an important part of his job. Now I see that it’s time for me to listen and learn.
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Man, the "new" starfox game pisses me off. It's not about the kind of weird character models. The problem is that the franchise has been stuck living in its glory days for over a decade, and the people in charge of it don't want to advance or do anything new.
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The elves must be involved in some way
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Video games are just too hard for my arthritic 30 or 40 year-old hands now
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
AI companies are trying to create objectification of women as a service. "Wind down at the end of the day with 90 minutes of you and Susan from work going on dates together" They picked Marilyn Monroe here because she's dead, so in their eyes it's ok to objectify her.
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Hyperspace Frogs 🐸🚀 @hyperspacefrogs.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh no! Rodney is being sent to Tau Ceti against his will, but the fate of Earth is depending on him.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/04/2026
So much for that.
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
They should've just sent him an AI slop image of a star destroyer floating in the water and called it a day. He would've loved it
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
That's it. I'm just gonna say it. Septum piercings are hot and I'll never apologize for thinking this.
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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Iceberg meme of frank klepacki songs, 6 lines cut iceberg into levels, theres mspaint drawings next to each of different types of guys starting from 1 going 6: casual scum, gamer, that weird guy, jaded outcast, hardcore, to a cryptid

Lv1 songs: Hell March, Militant Force, Radio, Act on Instinct, Just do it up!, In the line of fire, No Mercy, Crush, Looks like trouble

Lv2 befeared.wav (Enemies to be feared - SFX ver.), Reaching Out, Just do it up 2, March to Doom, GDI Map Theme, C&C In the House, Tiberian Sons, Voice Rhythm 2, Mechanical man

Lv3 Canyon Chase, Fogger, Heartbreak, Industrial Ambient, C&C 80's Mix

Lv4 win1.wav (Great Shots extended, Floating, Await, Retaliation Remixes, The Search, No Mercy '98, Snake, Hells March Remix

Lv5 intro.aud (early Hell March 2), Reload Fire, Intro Menu (RA), The Plan, Journey

Lv6 Defunkt, C&C Generals Demo, Think about mutation, C&C Credits Outtakes Theme, Red Alert 3 Remix, Afterlife, Destructible Times, alarmstufe Rot CD2, Why(FK MUD MIX)
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Youtube is great because you'll get recommended a video called something like "The Rise and Fall of Brandonius Honker" and it's the most insane shit you've ever heard
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The dangerously capable AI would be their creation! Funny how the only solution they got is to implement a eugenics program instead of, oh I don't know, NOT making the hyper intelligent AI
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Sometimes I feel like I should be ashamed of how my life is.
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
"However the world was when I was a kid is how it ought to be forever. Especially the racism" - Conservatives
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I wish the corporate overlords would just mulch me into petroleum already. This shit getting boring
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Gordon Gecko @gordon-gecko.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I wish I could shit at work but all my coworkers would look at me weird and I'd get fired
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