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@goosetheperson.bsky.social
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Manager and Producer: sundayfunniesmgmt.com Media Consultant advising on talent representation, IP development, comic book publishing, and more. linktr.ee/johnthedomingos

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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let Brandon write all the characters he wants!
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder what innocent group of people she'll scapegoat for this loss...
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this guy, here - this guy is not the guy
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary.
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Lilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The FWS ruling & the English government's meddling in Scottish law over trans folk being able to change birth cert, the pausing of trans healthcare in Wales and the UK SC ruling's incompatibility with NI law proves trans folk will eventually unite Ireland and lead to Scots/Welsh independence.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
American singer and songwriter Woody Guthrie, who wrote “This Land is Your Land.” The words on his guitar are testament to why the Nazis stifled art—and why Donald Trump tries to silence comics. The arts are not just entertainment when they challenge those in power.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
It's very cool that people are discovering Kate O'Flynn from WIDOWS BAY - I would direct people to check out her work on the criminally under appreciated EVERYONE ELSE BURNS.
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Kurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE DISCOURSING ABOUT THIS TOPIC; nyc health + hospitals system has been providing trans care to minors this whole time. fuck mt Sinai but please stop framing this as a reason for young nyc trans people to not seek care that is available!!!
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Guilty of having made this mixtape. I have zero regrets.
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𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A rare occurence whereby literally no one cool is inconvenienced at all
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🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
if you watch it you tell WB to keep making more Potter stuff and you show them that directly funding JKR’s transphobia, that she LITERALLY uses to strip trans women’s rights away, is not a dealbreaker how could i ever feel safe around someone who buys her the boots she uses to step on my neck?
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Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
She truly is loved worldwide!! 🫶
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Trump offered Dollyt the Presidential Medal of Freedom twice. She declined both times.
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Is there a setting in HBO Max to tell them I never want to watch Bill Maher even after I watch Last Week Tonight?
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Preach
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Wrote about the proposed Paramount-WBD merger and why it is bad across the board.
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Comics people: looks like @z2comics.bsky.social got hacked; if you get a “collaborative project” email from Josh Bernstein, it’s got a malicious link in it, do not click (and if you do click, do NOT verify your identity with your google password, lmao, that’s hack avoidance 101) Please RT!
 Text of likely malicious email impersonating the head of Z2 comics:

Josh Bernstein
To: undisclosed-recipients & 1 more ›

2:03 PM

New Collaborative Project from Z2

Hello,

How are you? I hope you've been doing good and hanging in there.
Please review our Z2 Collaborative project proposal, which we intend to execute with your company. Upon reviewing, let me know your thoughts on all scope items outlined in this proposal's submission.

We would appreciate your prompt response so we can present the terms we can offer. We look forward to starting in the next few months.
CLICK BELOW TO REVIEW:
Z2 Project.pdf

(DO NOT CLICK!!!)
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
100% #BookSky
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The Iron Sheik @theironsheik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hey donald Trump idiot baby Strait of Hormuz never gonna open peaceful again you jabroni bitch #teamsheikie
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Frances Perkins is one of the most important figures in American history. She is a major reason first born is named Frances.
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I bet you could hand out free water bottles there, pick up the empties, and solve a couple dozen rape cases just off random DNA testing.
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I am an unsecured car of the popular carnival ride, The Zipper. While loading the hastily dissembled and reassembled contraption, the obviously impaired operator failed to lock the cage while he rotated us to the top to load more riders.
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Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience
ALT: Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience
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Luca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period!
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/08/2026
Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids! Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12! (PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at HeyMamdani.fyi !)
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Irrrationally proud of this: I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=c0f...
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is an absurd statistic.
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (the only non comedy that came to mind immediately despite featuring one of the funniest people of all time often being funny)
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Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being Ironical
ALT: Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being Ironical
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Hey so if you follow me you know I’m unapologetically partisan my wife and i have contributed to every single candidate that ran against Graham but i genuinely think that @drannieandrews.com has the best shot ever to turn over this senate seat and it’s not too late for you to contribute if you want
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Dr. Annie Andrews for Senate
Dr. Annie Andrews is a pediatrician and mom who has dedicated her career to fighting for a brighter future for all children...
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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We just won a court order stopping the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. while our lawsuit continues.     We’re going to keep fighting to keep costs down for consumers, protect jobs, and stop this illegal merger.
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Favorite movie that came out when you were 18.
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Paul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup Line
ALT: Paul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup Line
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Let’s go!!!
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Philly fans are undefeated at being absolute garbage. Their booing every bench player not in a Phiilies uniform at the all-star game is precisely what I would expect yet somehow not as terrible as their non-response to about half the players.
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR?
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr
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Mike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I already forgot and keep forgetting anew every day.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
This is like Jeffrey Epstein lecturing us on feminism.
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The Red Sox, who are having a miserable season, swept the Yankees knocking them out of first place for now, and I feel incredible despite the fact that it has no material impact on my life.
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
As a Watergate historian, this might be the dumbest and worst take we’ve seen from JD Vance in a long time. And it’s also a complete misunderstanding of Nixon and Watergate.
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The ease with which democrats cast off their own members who don’t fall in line but openly embrace any MAGA fuck who senses a change in the tide speaks to their lack of seriousness as a party
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Can confirm these are real and they are spectacular.
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goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Name a TV show you are positive no one remembers but you. Reality TV peaked with this show and it's been downhill since.
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mweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
In a nutshell.
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Lady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
...while telling the Pope off...
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CBCC🔜NYCC @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
"Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself." - Marjane Satrapi
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