goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Let Brandon write all the characters he wants! 121
Reposted by goose the personIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14580541975
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I wonder what innocent group of people she'll scapegoat for this loss... 001
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this guy, here - this guy is not the guy 000
Reposted by goose the personJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026This is obviously such cowardly loser behavior but I do wish that if anyone ever tried to make me do a work task I wasn't into, I could just leave for several months while continuing to collect a salary. 181909326
Reposted by goose the personLilith Ferreyra-Carroll @trasinscneach.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The FWS ruling & the English government's meddling in Scottish law over trans folk being able to change birth cert, the pausing of trans healthcare in Wales and the UK SC ruling's incompatibility with NI law proves trans folk will eventually unite Ireland and lead to Scots/Welsh independence. 151555184
Reposted by goose the personMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 13/09/2026American singer and songwriter Woody Guthrie, who wrote “This Land is Your Land.” The words on his guitar are testament to why the Nazis stifled art—and why Donald Trump tries to silence comics. The arts are not just entertainment when they challenge those in power. 542654700
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's very cool that people are discovering Kate O'Flynn from WIDOWS BAY - I would direct people to check out her work on the criminally under appreciated EVERYONE ELSE BURNS. 012
Reposted by goose the personKurt Busiek @kurtbusiek.bsky.social · 08/09/2026RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 516995
Reposted by goose the personisla @demomolos.bsky.social · 04/09/2026IMPORTANT FOR EVERYONE DISCOURSING ABOUT THIS TOPIC; nyc health + hospitals system has been providing trans care to minors this whole time. fuck mt Sinai but please stop framing this as a reason for young nyc trans people to not seek care that is available!!! 2389182
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Guilty of having made this mixtape. I have zero regrets. 000
Reposted by goose the person𝔾𝕆ℝ𝔸ℕ @gorangligovic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A rare occurence whereby literally no one cool is inconvenienced at all 191570318
Reposted by goose the person🎃 Killy Witches 👻 @tillybridges.bsky.social · 30/08/2026if you watch it you tell WB to keep making more Potter stuff and you show them that directly funding JKR’s transphobia, that she LITERALLY uses to strip trans women’s rights away, is not a dealbreaker how could i ever feel safe around someone who buys her the boots she uses to step on my neck? 141378544
Reposted by goose the personRaider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 26/08/2026She truly is loved worldwide!! 🫶 432021523
Reposted by goose the personAgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Trump offered Dollyt the Presidential Medal of Freedom twice. She declined both times. 541725
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Is there a setting in HBO Max to tell them I never want to watch Bill Maher even after I watch Last Week Tonight? 000
Reposted by goose the personKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Wrote about the proposed Paramount-WBD merger and why it is bad across the board. 352701587
Reposted by goose the personAlex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Comics people: looks like @z2comics.bsky.social got hacked; if you get a “collaborative project” email from Josh Bernstein, it’s got a malicious link in it, do not click (and if you do click, do NOT verify your identity with your google password, lmao, that’s hack avoidance 101) Please RT! 14866
Reposted by goose the personRae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 17/08/2026100% #BookSky 223149453612
Reposted by goose the personThe Iron Sheik @theironsheik.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Hey donald Trump idiot baby Strait of Hormuz never gonna open peaceful again you jabroni bitch #teamsheikie 171
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Frances Perkins is one of the most important figures in American history. She is a major reason first born is named Frances. 000
Reposted by goose the personCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I bet you could hand out free water bottles there, pick up the empties, and solve a couple dozen rape cases just off random DNA testing. 029960
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Introduce yourself with what almost killed you: Hi, I am an unsecured car of the popular carnival ride, The Zipper. While loading the hastily dissembled and reassembled contraption, the obviously impaired operator failed to lock the cage while he rotated us to the top to load more riders.static.klipy.comZipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park ExperienceALT: Zipper Ride: Thrilling Amusement Park Experience 010
Reposted by goose the personLuca Migo @victinibcn.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Surrounded by women, lawmakers, and advocate champions, Gov. Maura Healey signed landmark legislation ensuring full abortion access in MA. Women have the fundamental right to choose for their own bodies. Healthcare is a human right, period! 367220485151
Reposted by goose the personGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 07/08/2026Hey, I made a video for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social! Please, @mayor.nyc.gov, don't let the billionaires get their hands on our kids! Give us a full 2 year "A.i." moratorium for the schools - for students and teachers, 2K-12! (PLEASE share - and tell the mayor what YOU think at HeyMamdani.fyi !) 101049391
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Irrrationally proud of this: I just went 82-0, think you can go 82-0? Play 82-0: www.82-0.com/share?id=c0f... 210
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli. (the only non comedy that came to mind immediately despite featuring one of the funniest people of all time often being funny)static.klipy.comRobin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being IronicalALT: Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting: I Was Being Ironical 100
Reposted by goose the personDiedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hey so if you follow me you know I’m unapologetically partisan my wife and i have contributed to every single candidate that ran against Graham but i genuinely think that @drannieandrews.com has the best shot ever to turn over this senate seat and it’s not too late for you to contribute if you wantdrannieandrews.comDr. Annie Andrews for SenateDr. Annie Andrews is a pediatrician and mom who has dedicated her career to fighting for a brighter future for all children... 18639143
Reposted by goose the personNew York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 20/07/2026We just won a court order stopping the merger of Paramount and Warner Bros. while our lawsuit continues. We’re going to keep fighting to keep costs down for consumers, protect jobs, and stop this illegal merger. 609244615551
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Favorite movie that came out when you were 18.static.klipy.comPaul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup LineALT: Paul Rudd's Iconic Burger Breakup Line 011
Reposted by goose the person𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐭 🩷 @jastuart68.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces. 918203224985
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Philly fans are undefeated at being absolute garbage. Their booing every bench player not in a Phiilies uniform at the all-star game is precisely what I would expect yet somehow not as terrible as their non-response to about half the players. 100
Reposted by goose the personKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 12/07/2026He actively made the world worse for personal gain. He lied constantly. He screamed at a woman who accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault. He bragged about killing people in foreign countries. He betrayed his friends. He said and did a thousand awful things in the last 10 years. WHO IS THIS FOR? 281268150
Reposted by goose the personElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I love how this makes it seem like they stopped monitoring RFK Jr 1115179929
Reposted by goose the personMike Sacks @mikebsacks.bsky.social · 10/07/2026I already forgot and keep forgetting anew every day. 6143
Reposted by goose the personEliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is like Jeffrey Epstein lecturing us on feminism. 933562702
Reposted by goose the personJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026The Red Sox, who are having a miserable season, swept the Yankees knocking them out of first place for now, and I feel incredible despite the fact that it has no material impact on my life. 3953028
Reposted by goose the personTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180905572
Reposted by goose the personGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 26/06/2026As a Watergate historian, this might be the dumbest and worst take we’ve seen from JD Vance in a long time. And it’s also a complete misunderstanding of Nixon and Watergate. 39150361208
Reposted by goose the personGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026The ease with which democrats cast off their own members who don’t fall in line but openly embrace any MAGA fuck who senses a change in the tide speaks to their lack of seriousness as a party 34999119
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Can confirm these are real and they are spectacular. 052
goose the person @goosetheperson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Name a TV show you are positive no one remembers but you. Reality TV peaked with this show and it's been downhill since. 020
Reposted by goose the personmweinstock.bsky.social @mweinstock.bsky.social · 14/06/2026In a nutshell. 470155004936
Reposted by goose the personLady Haha @lensman23.bsky.social · 14/06/2026...while telling the Pope off... 603108443401
Reposted by goose the personCBCC🔜NYCC @cbccpodcast.bsky.social · 04/06/2026"Listen. I don't like to preach, but here's some advice. You'll meet a lot of jerks in life. If they hurt you, remember it's because they're stupid. Don't react to their cruelty. There's nothing worse than bitterness and revenge. Keep your dignity and be true to yourself." - Marjane Satrapi 102684872