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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 5h
God, I hope he fucking dies soon.
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Rebecca McCarthy - Game Writing & Narrative🔜 MCM Comic Con @rebeccamwrites.bsky.social · 6h
Dressmaker is a masterpiece.
I made a Garfield Dress
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Audrey Armstrong @lesbiaudrey.bsky.social · 5h
I am genuinely shocked about this whole "livestreamed execution" thing, like I didn't anticipate this being a level they'd stoop to
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THE BASTARD ZAK | @LoveWrestlingCA @smarkmouth.bsky.social · 7h
BTW here's HOOK meeting Tommy Wiseau.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 9h
fuck am I gonna do with all these Lububus
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 14h
I think all cat hate is misogyny, and girl cat hate is just misogyny plus
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 13h
ONE. WOULD FUCKING. THINK.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 13h
and go "You know what? I'm NOT going to pester him the whole ride about motorist fatalities involving infants!"
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 13h
One would think, maybe, when you see a haggard-looking work enclothed gentleman entering your Lyft mere hours after a late-night, city-uniting, Brewers playoff series win, that you would pick up on the hoarse throat and sunken eyes and other super subtle cues such as "sorry, it was a late night",
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pearl Jam - Rearviewmirror just came on the radio and now I want to punch God in the dick.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's 73 degrees out and my bus driver has the heat on, what the fuck?!?
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And what does any of this have to do with Teams?!?!?
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She started here when I was 11, let's just get her some Facebook and Fox News and disable everything else until she retires or dies.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, lady - I only reached out to people who have shit in their drives. Most don't! Those that do take five minutes, copy, paste, and tell me they're done. And you want to rope your whole department into a fucking MEETING so I can explain to an audience of one how to copy/paste? GTFOH.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
User: "I have a feeling you will be getting this request from others in my group since most of us do not use Teams much. Would it be more beneficial to do a group meeting/presentation?" I look her info up, she's been with the company for 36 years. Fucking help me.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
User: "Ok - we will probably need to get together then, I don't see anything about moving the data from one location to the next in the video." [this is demonstrably false, but sure, lady] Me: "Sure, I'm free whenever."
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me: "We're decommissioning the [shared] Drive. If your drive is empty or just has data you don't need, let me know. If you do have stuff, please copy it to OneDrive (here's a video showing you how) and let me know when you're done. If you need help, tell me, and I'll help."
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Morris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s never been more over
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Second bus today REEKED of the worst dirt weed stirred in wet shit and the bus driver opted to blow past not only my stop, but the one after, with me standing right next to her waiting to exit. Great start.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woke up yelling "NO!" at a nightmare about frying to death with cooking oil.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A Bodega
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It was legitimately my favorite show at the time, I'd always rush home to make sure I caught it after school, especially for the Mathnet segments.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I ADORED this video as a kid.
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Paul J. Dauenhauer @pauldauenhauer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The amount of genius insight to human psychology in this 1.5 minute bit is incredible www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rgf4... @mariabamford.bsky.social @pattonoswalt.bsky.social
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Maria Bamford: "Why does everything have to be so good?" | Aug. 19, 2023
YouTube video by The Kennedy Center
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That movie is perfect.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtu.be/VmDgKobjYsc?...
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ORIGINAL "Chiller Theatre" Stop Motion Opening - WPIX 11 - NY 1970's and Early 1980's
YouTube video by Superseven / Sandra West & More!
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me handing the six daytime tallboys off to my evening edible.
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Persona 4 Persona 4 Revival
ALT: Persona 4 Persona 4 Revival
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Packers looking utterly dominant. Hard pressed to name a team to beat them at the Super Bowl. God knows I couldn't.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait, they put ads on their fucking TABLES?!?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
with all respect: i'm losing touch with what AI does because i have no interest in it and it's not my business. nobody worries about me losing touch with developments in particle physics or artificial bull insemination. it's not my fault the richest guys on earth want me to make their toy my life
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Matt Szafranski @mszafranski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Awkward.
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french fried taters @adultsippycup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know, three of the six episodes absolutely slapped and are still brilliant today
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Clerks: Bear Is Driving!
ALT: Clerks: Bear Is Driving!
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW JERSEY DEVILS UNDEAFEATED TOUCH BUTTS, PHILLY
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every sporting event should allow you to mute the announcers and still get the rest of the audio feed.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
During the commercial break on AEW Collision, PAC rolls to the outside to let the commentators know what he thinks about Ace Austin's kicks
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
how the TL feels this week
Midsommar screaming sceneDonna Hayward crying surrounded by her classmates, Twin Peaks
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Probably gonna give myself a C-section scar and start wearing tank tops and low riders next summer just to see who says anything
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I miss Dynamite live because of work most weeks, but it's usually something I look forward to when I get home the next night. I'm really dreading tonight. I've cried four times during wrestling shows in the past month or so, and tonight's gonna be five, and it's just so damned sad.
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
JOYCE CAROL OATES IS A BORING OLD BIDDY
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope Ron Johnson gets pecked to death by birds in a live stream that takes no less than two weeks and every time he makes a pained noise a charity gets $1,000
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
get equipped with finally high
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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JAY. @goonledouche.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Really wish I had learned to live off the land, because exile sounds lovely right now.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“This is not a dark chapter in Cornell’s history, it’s a morbid pattern” Editorial Board at The Cornell Sun absolutely fucking your shit UP www.cornellsun.com/article/2026...
We refuse for this victim to be reduced to just another story.
Cornell has failed to protect its students. Cornell has failed to address the growing issue of sexual assault on campus with its pathetic task force. Cornell has failed the student allegedly raped by those seven men at Chi Phi in October 2024. Cornell has failed her. Cornell has failed us.

To Matthew Ingalls, Jonathan Newell, Winston Lee, Gillio Lopes, Diego Sarabia, Scott Norris and Scott Kretzschmar: We know who you are and we refuse to let you benefit from this University's concealment.
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Gosh Shammgosh @goshshammgosh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think it's important to note Schmitt has staff he relies on from both his personal office as well as the well-staffed Committee's majority office. This *big-Hawks-game-plan* had to have gone through a dozen people first and no one caught it as being, well, the dumbest god damn thing of all time.
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