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My biggest relationship regrets are how it ended with Ramsey and Cazorla. #UTA

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13h
Hmmm… who to believe… Andy Burnham or the compulsive liar who got sacked twice for lying, lied to Parliament, lied to The Queen, cheated on two wives and ignored the Ministerial Code. Tricky one.
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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop) @trogdouser.bsky.social · 8h
Well, it's late, and I'm slightly the worse for wear, which means it's time for this ever-sparkling gem:
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 14h
I always knew they were cunts.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 18h
My daughter's nursery class was hedgehogs. I love this for her.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 19h
Lewis's 'there's always money in the banana stand' bit was pretty funny too.
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Simon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Gillian Martin @gillmartin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I was on the bus the other day with two kids 5 & 6. The guy behind us was listening to some kind of video where people were just shouting and swearing. Closest I've come to snatching someone else's phone and chucking it out of the window.
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Haris @afcmhr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
For those travelling to the game today, Arsenal station has re-opened.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
It's fucking annoying.
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WATERSHED Investigations @watershed-i.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
608bn litres of industrial wastewater entered sewage plants last year. Sources include power stations, abattoirs, landfill, some with consents for chemicals such as mercury + cyanide - entering plants not designed to treat such waste. Our new report, out now: www.theguardian.com/environment/...
theguardian.com
Revealed: the ‘black box’ wastewater trade that rakes in millions for UK utility companies
Exclusive: Firms made more than £340m last year from processing industrial and commercial wastewater at sewage works that are unable to remove many chemical pollutants
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Dr Charlie Gardner @charliejgardner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"How do we remove the billionaire class from power? I don’t know. But I do know that there are a lot more of us than them." climatehuman.substack.com/p/were-in-de...
climatehuman.substack.com
We’re In Deep Shit, But Not Because of El Niño
The real danger is steadily escalating planetary heat. The only way forward is to end billionaires.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They have been able to cop to it since 2018 but have chosen not to.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Man City are cheating bastards!
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think calling her a charlatan is a little unfair to people who put effort into misleading people.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
She's just so shit. Like depressingly so. It's hard to despise someone this incompetent. I just pity her.
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 05/10/2026
Standing up to the balaclava nonces. Inspiring.
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patthepublican2 @patthepublican2.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HMRC says that even among those estates that did pay inheritance tax in 2023–24, the average effective tax rate was just 13 per cent, NOT the headline rate of 40% So what exactly is the national inheritance tax crisis that Kemi Badenoch is seeking to solve? In blunt terms, there fuckin ain't one
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Bellsgall @bellsgall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
England's water infrastructure at breaking point. Large part of water network installed 130-150 years ago. Thames Water infrastructure has average age of 79 years; industry average 56 yrs. 40% of TW assets are 100+ yrs old. Must end privatisation, remove profit motive.
standard.co.uk
MP says London water network is 'at breaking point' with two incidents in a week
London MP Paul Kohler said the two incidents highlighted the poor state of the region's water infrastructure
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
4-4-2 to get the best out of Gyok?
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She can get fucked. Ghoul.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My irrefutable evidence goes to a different school. You wouldn't know them.
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Nathan Phillips @nathanphillips.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Total spend on transfers from 08/09 to 17/18 Arsenal, Liverpool & United, Combined: €1.126b Man City: €1.192b
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think the most important sanction on City for all of this should be that their fans should have to stfu up for at least a decade.
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Chris⚖️Justice @chrisjustice01.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🚜 Own the libs or own the farm can’t do both! /BlueDotFarms
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think it's likely worse. No way we are getting the full picture.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
...fuck those blue cunts.
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Paris has embarked on a grand transformation, planting 155k trees, adding hundreds of kms of bike lanes, pedestrianising 300 school streets and banning cars from the banks of the Seine. Parking has been turned into green space…Fewer parents fear their child being run over when they walk to school.”
theguardian.com
How Paris swapped cars for bikes – and transformed its streets
Under Anne Hidalgo – mayor for 12 years until last week – the French capital added bike lanes, cut traffic and reclaimed public space, but not without resistance
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Best get rid of any club with Manchester in their name just to be sure.
static.klipy.com
Alien Nuke
ALT: Alien Nuke
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No Mike Hunt and Ben Dover!?
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some one should tell that dickhead to pipe down.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Baby steps.
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Jojo she/her @jojofe24.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#SuicidePreventionMonth Please be kind to yourself ❤️
"SEPTEMBER IS SUICIDE PREVENTION ΜΟΝΤΗ.

THINKING OF THOSE WHO..

ARE FIGHTING SUICIDAL THOUGHTS

HAVE LOST SOMEONE TO SUICIDE

HAVE ATTEMPTED

LOVE SOMEONE WHO IS SUICIDAL

HAVE NO SUPPORT SYSTEM

ARE SCARED TO SPEAK UP"
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Our government thinks you're a terrorist if you protest this.
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Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#GetGreensElected - a crucial 10 days to get out the message: #VoteGreen for Zack Polanski
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It was bad wasn't it.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I thought this was a typo/pocket dial.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cycling is pretty quick in London.
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Philippe Auclair @philippeauclair.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Following the news that Manchester City FC has been found guilty of 114 breaches of the PL's rules and regulations, @josimarfootball.bsky.social has lifted the paywall on articles of ours focusing on MCFC and its commercial partners since 2018. Links follow in this thread.
josimar.no
The Men Behind Manchester City: The Dark Side | Josimar
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sir Peter - boo fucking hoo.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like the fact that he can move between a bit goofy and a total smoke show completely effortlessly.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A thick wanker.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
City getting a massive points deduction and us missing out on the premier League to Chelsea after an injury crisis would be the most Arsenal thing ever.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tbf I can't stand Neville on UK commentary/punditry. The couple of times I've heard him on US shows he's completely different and not at all a massive cock womble.
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
1, 1, 4. 1, 1, 4 cheating City. 1, 1, 4. 1, 1, 4 I say. 1, 1, 4. 1, 1, 4 cheating City. Cheating football the City way.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“There is no superior race.” “There is no chosen people of God.” “It is neither the United States nor Israel.” “The chosen people of God is all of humanity.” President of Colombia - Gustavo Petro
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Goonerby @goonerby.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
At the City ground?
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