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Goofy Gabe

@goofygabe.bsky.social

60 followers 154 following 21 posts

Wait, if there’s goofygabe.bsky.social jr., that means… Goofy Gabe, my man 😂 🤝

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Smileyannaaaa posts: "Why do y'all get so nervous when a police officer is driving behind you?" HeartlessReader quote posts on twitter, saying: "Because they can kill you and get away with it???"

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

POV: A Typical MOID

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spoopy lilith @lilith2cious.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

things to say to sam altman

-what are you intentions with my ram?
-i brought my own chinese model
-can you make the bubble pop?
-no more water for you buddy
-how’s your sister doing?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?
-can i beat you to death with my bare hands?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Uxie 🦋 @uxinaki.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone is torturing wumpus on twitter here's my 2 cents

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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

NotPrisk posting on twitter an image of sheldon walking into a room with red bloody text saying: "DIE SHELDON DIE." the post then says: "big bang theory is for kids" big bang theory:

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle theonion.com/dr-doodiddle

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Dr. DooDiddle

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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

those balatro runs where you're just making this face the whole time

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

tony zaret posting video (being found on google images) with the title: "How Antishippers Destroyed The Curious George Fandom." the video's thumbnail shows the text: "FANDOM DESTROYED."

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

lucario crying with it saying: "*cry*LEAVE ME ALONE!
All of you fucking furries always want more more more! dont you know im a huma.... POKEMON !
*whimper* All you people care about is to YIFF me!
And with i have been through... losing to mario on brawl... Leave me alone right NOW! i mean it...*cry* fuck you and fuck that stupid pikachu"

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Low Poly Depression @vohyak.com · 08/09/2026

This will be graphics in 2013

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

come and learn with pibby adult swim pilot on youtube with the top text saying: "today is the only day you can repost this"

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

flash warning

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Super Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Start Slappin Yo Belly

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

$1 available now on the Nintendo eShop for $2

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Did you know that the main Mario cast all represent the 7 Deadly Sins?

Mario = Gluttony
Luigi = Greed
Peach = Lust
Bowser = Wrath
Chargin' Chuck = Envy
Daisy = Pride
Donkey Kong = Sloth

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Putting a tooth under my pillow tonight and hoping a class action lawsuit is there when I wake up

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Holy sh*t. Argentina just elected Javier Milei as their next president.
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Prosperity is ahead for Argentina
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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

That's it, we must be out of fucking movies because we've reached Orgazmo. Go watch that I guess. Or don't. I don't care. I make minimum wage.

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Bart Bash @bartbash.com · 05/08/2026

#minecraft #verity #bartbash Woah! Join us as we visualise the VERITY PATTERNS?? 😱😭🙏

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Drown your sorrows in Emergency, TONIGHT at 8 ET. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvO_wi7PojI

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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Luigi when I shake a bag of Luigi Treats.

Luigi from the Super Mario 3D All-Stars port of Super Mario Galaxy

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Schlatt @jschiatt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

What the fuck

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T. Ashley 🌸 Jenkins @fluttersprite.itch.io · 22/07/2026

bsky.app/profile/viom...

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Sketti @skettikritter.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

da chomp

screenshot of Mario 64 in the first world with the chain chomp except the photo in the quoted post is photoshopped onto it

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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

We're thrilled to announce our main cast for DELTARUNE: The Animated Series. Finn Wolfhard as KRIS Hailee Steinfeld as SUSIE Josh Hutcherson as RALSEI Zendaya as MEECHEE

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

If you're not outraged, you should be

A horse running through a river, looking how men should look

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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Fill your garage with Hogwater.

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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

That's right, a Persona Live-Action series is in the wo- wait what the fuck do you mean this isn't a joke?

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Poob @poobtv.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

DELTARUNE: The Animated Series. COMING SOON. #NextOnPoob

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Rhythm Doctor @rd.7thbe.at · 25/06/2026

☀️ The Steam Summer Sale is here! Rhythm Doctor and ADOFAI are 20% off! The Neo Cosmos DLC is 10% off! 🖌️ Beautiful summer scene by Ctrl+S x.com/CtrlPlusS

A bright, summery beach scene of various 7th Beat Games characters. Logan, Hailey, and a baby heart chick play in the ocean. Nicole drags Cole by the hand into the water. Paige is lounging in the sun with a wide straw hat. Samurai is building a sand sculpture of a Goat Drone. The intern is offering a cool drink to Ian. A giant cat is playing with a beach ball. The Pig King is lounging under an umbrella. A jester rat is playing with two other rats.

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JayMoji @jaymoji.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Guys what’s the best opening move here

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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/06/2026

Ninja Parade Slips By Town Unnoticed Once Again

Goofy Gabe @goofygabe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Heard it was pride month.. So I made my own pride flag

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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

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furry hater @furry-hater.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

how bluesky feeds be looking like when you wake up at the wrong side of the bed

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/06/2026

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein

Tearful Trump Claims He Was Sex-Trafficked By Epstein

WASHINGTON—Growing visibly emotional as he recounted the trauma surfaced by the Justice Department’s release of files on the serial predator, a tearful President Donald Trump told reporters Wednesday ...

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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/05/2026

transphobes really get fooled by anything

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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Three panel comic. Panel 1: God (depicted as an old man with a long white beard) is napping on the couch and suddenly wakes up. He says “zz-HUH!” There’s an open back of chips next to him. The Earth is sitting on a dresser like a television, and even has a small screen. Panel 2: God rubs his eyes as he wakes up. He has cheesy dust on his fingers. In the other hand he clicks the TV remote. He says, “better check on the dinosaurs.” Panel 3: flabbergasted, he exclaims, “what the hell!?” On the Earth television, there’s two people absolutely destroying some glizzies in a hot dog eating contest.

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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Let's Jam!

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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

a guy walks up to a restaurant called "shrimp hut"

he enters and a guy says "what can i fry up for ya?"

the camera flips and we see that the first guy is wearing a hat that says "shrimp boy" and also a bib with a shrimp on it. he says "take a wild fuckin guess"

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shimzo @shimzo.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Glaceon can’t count