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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Mind if I do a J?”

The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me? a spy of the Obsidian Order? a plain and simple tree?

a tree that looks suspiciously Cardassian

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok Mr Walken, could you do Carl Sagan attempting to pick up someone from across the bar?

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

DOG DOG REVOLUTION THERE ARE NO EASY CHOICES IN THIS MODE!

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The kitchen manager at The Beasts castle

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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the overwhelming urge to learn hand embroidery and stained glass construction

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

uggghhh changing careers at 42 after 16 years in my current position, CHANGE makes the stress hormones do the Tasmanian devil spin though my guts and makes my anxiety howl like a choir of banshees but FUCK did i need to get out of there. TWO different drs told me for my health, i needed a change

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the first dude to microwave a grapefruit with a hole cut into it:

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that no one has yet made an erotic Fallout parody called Ballsout, wherein a large group of very comely survivors are trapped in a Vault by nuclear apocalypse and all are exposed to the Fuck Everything Virus. I bet you could get Perlman to narrate it.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

in honor of my vasectomy follow-up with the dick doctor

Ralph Wiggums from the Simpsons talking about no longer having worms but instead of worms, it's SPERMS.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i have lit a furnace at the core of myself and it is invigorating

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

instructions unclear, drank skull powder from McDonald's novelty star Trek glass. now farting ghosts, please advise.

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New-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

my mental health would be so much better if i could eradicate either my libido or my appetite

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

when the cleric asks the friendly cloth golem how they should heal its wounds:

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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

yeah man that guy got canceled. his life got ruined. he has an army of guys that defend him and makes a few grand every month because of them. the woman who canceled him? yeah she did it for the clout only. she's famous. she's known as "the woman who can't go anywhere without immediate harassment"

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

*Miss Piggy onstage, dressed in spotless LL Bean flannel, holding a guitar she doesn't play once during the entire set* This one goes out to the one I love HIIIII-YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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J. Kelly Nestruck @nestruck.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

My favourite thing about Haaland is that he spent 1.3 million Norwegian kroner of his football money on a rare 1594 edition of Viking chronicles - a record book sale for Norway - and then donated it to his regional library. www.reuters.com/lifestyle/ha...

reuters.com

Haaland trades goals for sagas with record-breaking Viking book

Manchester City striker Erling Haaland has donated a rare 16th-century manuscript of Viking sagas to his home municipality in ‌Norway.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

councils and advisors have been locked in burning barns for betrayals less vile than this

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Hey so what's the available apartment situation looking like in the city? The fey who can only speak in riddles whom I inadvertently trapped as my real estate buyer agent:

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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

nytimes.com

RARE CANCER SEEN IN 41 HOMOSEXUALS (Published 1981)

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Jennifer Kretchmer @dreamwisp.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Anyone who wants to understand what it was like to be a 2e Paladin who broke their oath…this is kinda it.

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Heathcliff plus Helmets @heathcliffhelms.heathcliff.cat · 03/07/2026

James Cameron looks completely different when he's at his natural ocean depth/pressure.

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Grimly amusing Dem machines think they deserve some sort of entitlement hierarchy. My entire life, everything has been moving backwards, politically, democratically, bureaucratically, judicially. You are all failures. You are presumptively part of the rot that must be removed down to the root.

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Riker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

my little droney assimilation is magic

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

folks love to say they want weird friends, but mention you used to enjoy dry oatmeal as a snack and suddenly they "have other plans" or "cannot fathom your lifestyle choices" or "are you wearing a horses skin RIGHT NOW" first off, it's called a hide

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026

"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

hey @proton.me what's up with this nonsense? are you or are you not officially sponsoring this fash trash bigot? this is who you choose to ally with and give money to? www.reddit.com/r/BuyFromEU/...

reddit.com

From the BuyFromEU community on Reddit: Proton is funding the French far right on YouTube

Explore this post and more from the BuyFromEU community

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Phil Theobald @whimsicalphil.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

It’s Jadzia now, thanks.

The Curzon Hoxton theater in London. The big sign above the door reads “Curzon.”

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

The Scottish, 5 minutes before inventing haggis:

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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

yooooooo

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

pictured: a standard combat round for a VtM Toreador

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

if i take a daily multivitamin, then I'm free to eat good hot crusty bread with fancy salted butter for every meal. that's just common sense.

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