me? a spy of the Obsidian Order? a plain and simple tree?
Hurf D. Butter-Eater
@goodversusevil.bsky.social
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A militant agnostic, digital dragon, and sometimes, just some dude. General nerdery and sparkly misanthropy. He/him.
![They couldn't pull this off in Los Angeles. They got some photo ops last summer, but the city is freaky too big, and would expose their manpower's smallness. They couldn't pull this off in New York because agents would be pulled limb from limb like the [SPOILER WARNING] witch in Weapons.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:y4xruzpxkohftojb2oxb4eso/bafkreiejqtj6hd3zjirmjhx6nks5envuyp3gih6vo42h4ecb2h4qs3ivem)
