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Starfleet Design 🖍🖖 @starfleetdesign.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“Mind if I do a J?”

The Dude from 'The Big Lebowski' making himself comfortable on Picard's ready room sofa.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

me? a spy of the Obsidian Order? a plain and simple tree?

a tree that looks suspiciously Cardassian

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

And starring Rand McNally as Road Atlas.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

that's what happens when you roll poorly on the random dungeon treasure table. maybe that next one will yield a wand of ghostfoot

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

thank goodness i put all my points into Pleximancy

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ok Mr Walken, could you do Carl Sagan attempting to pick up someone from across the bar?

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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

mmygod

the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky post

today's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Jigsaw theorycrafting new experiences over here

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Versus the slutty sorcerers who need to fuck practically everything to, er, get their spells off.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

the airplane has all of NASDAQs 2fa backup codes on it and no one can find the phone with the actual Authenticator app back at Wall St. there. get Nicholas Cage or the shambling corpse of Sir Connery to play the pilot and you've got quite the action movie premise

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i think they need to go bigger and try to wedge an airplane between two mountain peaks

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

DOG DOG REVOLUTION THERE ARE NO EASY CHOICES IN THIS MODE!

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The kitchen manager at The Beasts castle

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Easy Pete would like to have a word with you about Explosives safety

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss shifts uncomfortably and asks you to not bogart the doob, dude, c'mon

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John Walton @thatjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

that's the first time I've heard that distinction made in all my years, so that might not be as widespread as you think. they were ALL grinders to us growing up

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A New England dialect you say? couldn't be me

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The most dangerous animal: man The most deplorable animal: Beast

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

roll 2d100 and consult chart 6F to see which countries issue statements condemning your appointment. remember, if you roll 00 twice, you get one (1) reduced cost Unilateral Sanction on your next action

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"But there's still cards in thes..." "YEP, GG, SEE YOU LATER, NO RETURNS"

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

the overwhelming urge to learn hand embroidery and stained glass construction

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

uggghhh changing careers at 42 after 16 years in my current position, CHANGE makes the stress hormones do the Tasmanian devil spin though my guts and makes my anxiety howl like a choir of banshees but FUCK did i need to get out of there. TWO different drs told me for my health, i needed a change

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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing

Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

the first dude to microwave a grapefruit with a hole cut into it:

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

that's what the second save file is for, or as Immortal Emperor Hurf calls it, the Moon. weird shit for the dark side

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

well i mean if I'm made immortal dictator of Earth i will also turn off all natural disasters and generate whole ass parks out of the quantum foam so who's the real Sim here

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

PRISM Brand HoloCondoms, for all your intimate photonic needs. Reach for a PRISM when there's gonna be jism!

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

it's like how my bath towel only gets cleaner every time i use it

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Me too. I wonder if there's something In the Air Tonight. Oh lord.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that no one has yet made an erotic Fallout parody called Ballsout, wherein a large group of very comely survivors are trapped in a Vault by nuclear apocalypse and all are exposed to the Fuck Everything Virus. I bet you could get Perlman to narrate it.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

*was*? you packing a wand of polymorph in your pants mate?

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

just let them all know that due to increased demand for access to your eyeballs, you'll be implementing a bid system and invite them to place theirs with whichever auction house handles body parts (you know there's at least 1)

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

in honor of my vasectomy follow-up with the dick doctor

Ralph Wiggums from the Simpsons talking about no longer having worms but instead of worms, it's SPERMS.

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

yeah it's down Down Baaaaaad *jazz trumpet*

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

C-O-L-A Cola, Co-co-co-cola, oh shit wrong song, Lola, Run!

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Hurf D. Butter-Eater @goodversusevil.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

i have lit a furnace at the core of myself and it is invigorating

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