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Angie O'Sperm

@goodhandleidea.bsky.social
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skirtcurious drop dead mental rural stoner modern-day peasant just after some interaction queer ACAB 'they/them' is great actually if our interaction is special enough, it might become a print out on my fridge I got a job as a dinner lady

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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 9h
China can have Taiwan, when Ireland gets northern Ireland. Just sayin
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
mmm, mint & orange😋😋
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I caught the fuckin dragon man!
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Papua New Maché
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When the crowd say boa constrictor
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
: please help me with this problem : sure, get this thing and then do it in this different way : OK, got the thing : are u gonna do it the other way tho? : no : but that negates the thing u bought : yeah : : we'll just keep doing it the old way, thanks
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Darbo @darbomusic.com · 03/10/2026
It's okay to say no. It's okay to cancel plans. It's okay to put yourself first.
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Be sure to season your cast iron pansexuals before using them to cook. Never poke at a non stick pansexual with metal utensils ESPECIALLY sharp ones. The best time to clean your pansexuals is while they are still a little hot.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At traffic lights, 6 cars ahead of (3 in each lane) me manoeuvre to make a gap between them for an ambulance, rather than just driving forwards out of its way on the GREEN LIGHT!
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
2 migraines in 4 days I'm dying here
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Your mum is a three-body problem
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You have a sebaceous cyst. I have a sebaceous schist.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dyslexual reproduction
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Rans Trights and Pree Falestine
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dessertification Desserted Dessertified
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Unlucky strike One of them is just baccy
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
libraries should let you check out HRT
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
everything that doesn’t kill you makes you have to go to work for another day
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Caramel Coven @molluskwitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Psychics make me uncomfortable. When I see them walking towards me I cross the street. I am highly clairvoidant
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Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A lot of you mfrs say “I dont play games” then you fucking come with enough rules to fill a tutorial.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My mother sauce brings all the boys to the yard
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don't get on the wrong arm of the law
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh you are a tim curry fan? Name the top 5 currys you've ever eaten
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Two birds and one stone may break my bones
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This model is based on my experience looking after a blind dementia patient for 3 weeks
On an upturned laptop stands the clay figure. It has short legs with, fat stubby toes. Its long arms have a thumb, but the fingers are in 1 almost claw. The face has a gaunt, a wide gaping mouth and hollowed out eyes. In the background there the items of a stoner's smoking shed; lighter fuel, a green bag of tobacco in a cardboard box. Etc.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Spin-off Alfred movie, where he is enormously corrupt, using BW for the connections to high- ranking people who he then blackmails and manipulates.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don't be the only thing I do for 3 weeks if u don't want to become the inspiration to my clay models!
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
1 of Bruce Wayne's companies' develops a methamphetamine analogue (makes u faster, stronger, quicker reactions, more endurance etc), which he takes before his nightly batman rampage. Alfred is his enabler and also controllingly manipulates BW simply to enrich himself bc he was wronged by T. Wanye
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wearing a QR code face mask that rick-rolls the facial recognition AI
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
but can the market stay irrational longer than I can stay irrational?
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Extracting all the microplastics from my body, one jork at a time.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shandy brunch
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I've got more of these: James Bond, but he hates the monarchy, thinks Britain is a patriotic nonsense and is just in it for the licence to kill and kiwi kills whoever he wants, in particular people who he thinks wronged him in the past. Lots of torture.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Phats and Domino's
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Time to forget about Dre.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My batman movie pitch is that he's the psycho going around callously beating up the homeless/etc for fun, whilst at the same time Bruce Wayne is actively defunding Gotham's welfare and running publicity demonising the destitute, thus creating more potential victims for him to wantonly attack.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Shut up and keep gnawing on your macro-plastic.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What is my favourite shop in Aberdare
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Make a band bigger 3 Unlimited
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Bub 🏳️‍🌈 🐈 @bubotomy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Life is weird but it could be weirder. Are YOU doing your part?
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John ... seriously? ... @pimpmyyugo.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
... turns out you CAN tuna fish if it's a bass ...
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
There should be Linnaeus-style classification for every piece of music ever written.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And then there's IKEA, the Norse god of little pencils
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Argos, the Greek god of little pens
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Why do i sit listening to hardcore techno until 2am? (I know why)
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If any of you were wondering, i am this ugly it's maker.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
A gaunt, haunted- looking face is made from pink modeling clay. The eyes are large and sunken, staring off into the distance. The face is textured with the tool marks on the clay.
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 17/08/2026
crab rangooner is this anything
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looking after the elderly is such a hard, never-ending, thankless task. Only made tolerable for me by fuck tonnes of weed.
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Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Anyone else uk-based found the THCA suppliers?
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