Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 20hChina can have Taiwan, when Ireland gets northern Ireland. Just sayin 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 04/10/2026: please help me with this problem : sure, get this thing and then do it in this different way : OK, got the thing : are u gonna do it the other way tho? : no : but that negates the thing u bought : yeah : : we'll just keep doing it the old way, thanks 000
Reposted by Angie O'SpermDarbo @darbomusic.com · 03/10/2026It's okay to say no. It's okay to cancel plans. It's okay to put yourself first. 2426
Reposted by Angie O'SpermSpoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Be sure to season your cast iron pansexuals before using them to cook. Never poke at a non stick pansexual with metal utensils ESPECIALLY sharp ones. The best time to clean your pansexuals is while they are still a little hot. 184
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At traffic lights, 6 cars ahead of (3 in each lane) me manoeuvre to make a gap between them for an ambulance, rather than just driving forwards out of its way on the GREEN LIGHT! 001
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026You have a sebaceous cyst. I have a sebaceous schist. 021
Reposted by Angie O'SpermBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026libraries should let you check out HRT 510912
Reposted by Angie O'Spermillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 05/09/2026everything that doesn’t kill you makes you have to go to work for another day 3356
Reposted by Angie O'SpermCaramel Coven @molluskwitch.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Psychics make me uncomfortable. When I see them walking towards me I cross the street. I am highly clairvoidant 4172
Reposted by Angie O'SpermSpoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A lot of you mfrs say “I dont play games” then you fucking come with enough rules to fill a tutorial. 2101
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My mother sauce brings all the boys to the yard 000
Reposted by Angie O'SpermOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Oh you are a tim curry fan? Name the top 5 currys you've ever eaten 3253
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 28/08/2026The more modern spelling should remove that superfluous e. Centr No confusions how that's pronounced, job done. 110
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This model is based on my experience looking after a blind dementia patient for 3 weeks 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Spin-off Alfred movie, where he is enormously corrupt, using BW for the connections to high- ranking people who he then blackmails and manipulates. 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Don't be the only thing I do for 3 weeks if u don't want to become the inspiration to my clay models! 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/20261 of Bruce Wayne's companies' develops a methamphetamine analogue (makes u faster, stronger, quicker reactions, more endurance etc), which he takes before his nightly batman rampage. Alfred is his enabler and also controllingly manipulates BW simply to enrich himself bc he was wronged by T. Wanye 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Wearing a QR code face mask that rick-rolls the facial recognition AI 000
Reposted by Angie O'SpermEmma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 27/08/2026but can the market stay irrational longer than I can stay irrational? 1343
Reposted by Angie O'SpermPot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Extracting all the microplastics from my body, one jork at a time. 081
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've got more of these: James Bond, but he hates the monarchy, thinks Britain is a patriotic nonsense and is just in it for the licence to kill and kiwi kills whoever he wants, in particular people who he thinks wronged him in the past. Lots of torture. 000
Reposted by Angie O'SpermSarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Time to forget about Dre. 031
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Absolutely, there's lots of storyline potential for a rogue batman. all I've got is that 1 skeet so far tho 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My batman movie pitch is that he's the psycho going around callously beating up the homeless/etc for fun, whilst at the same time Bruce Wayne is actively defunding Gotham's welfare and running publicity demonising the destitute, thus creating more potential victims for him to wantonly attack. 120
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Van-fuckin-illa? You can make it any flavour u want🙄 000
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Shut up and keep gnawing on your macro-plastic. 110
Angie O'Sperm @goodhandleidea.bsky.social · 21/08/2026💪static.klipy.comI'm Doing My Part! - Serious Soldier MemeAlt: the scene from starship troopers where the woman soldier standing inline, turns to the camera and says "I'm doing my part" 010