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Caroline Goldsmith

@goldcaro.bsky.social
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Book type. Kitchen and garden adventurer. Feminist, obviously. (UK) Freelance publishing stuff: goldsmithpublishingconsultancy.com she/her

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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 22h
I’ve said it before but if she’s the most obvious honey-trap in history I will never stop laughing. Or crying. Either one.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m very into this particular Pope.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love Richard E. Grant (I have met him twice and failed to say any actual words because I was crushing so hard) but he is dreadful at Traitors.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Conservative party Shadow Culture Secretary to speak at conference tomorrow about how to "defend press freedom", whilst her own party bans journalists whose coverage they don't like
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve just watched Becca, Renee Good’s wife, speak about her loss and I am floored all over again that this happened. And reminded of that fucker on video saying ‘Fucking bitch’ after he murdered her.
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They quoted me in this New Yorker piece about AI today. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
“Let’s say there’s a world or time line I exist in where A.I. has been subject to regulation. It is ethical. It has no footprint environmentally,” the novelist Jeff VanderMeer, a prominent critic of A.I., told me over the phone. “With those guardrails in place, would I read an A.I. book? All I can say is no. And the reason is, in part, because I want to read something coming from a particular mind.” Using A.I., he said, “feels like a betrayal of the whole point of why you’re a writer.”
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck. It’s bleak.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*logs into facebook* Fucking hell…
Andrew Bridgen is coming to town. For £15 you can listen to the rancid old shit ramble about conspiracy theories for three fucking hours. His tag line is - hilariously - Unfiltered. Uncensored. Unafraid.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I keep banging on about this. But it's October 1 and it's too fucking hot. It's so hot. We've broken the planet.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Apropos of - you know - all this shit. www.instagram.com/reel/Dd7k5EH...
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boredwalk.los.angeles on Instagram: "If men lived in a society where they feared women #menbelike #satire #comedyskit #feministmemes #girlswillbegirlsView all 51 commen…"
If men lived in a society where they feared women #menbelike #satire #comedyskit #feministmemes #girlswillbegirls
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If this is what you are upset about in this conversation, you are lumped correctly, because you are currently mad at the victims for their resultant trauma, not their attackers.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woman: I’m furious because rape culture is real. And I think other women are furious too. Man: I mean, yeah… BUT I want to make it clear that I’m not one of the bad ones so I will argue that your fury is why men are turning to Andrew Tate and voting for Trump. So actually the problem is you.
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Marty @martincrownover.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The perfect way to put it. They found a way to worm a subscription between you and your normal work.
A screenshot of a post on Threads by Joe Hill. The post reads: "Here’s a thought about the purveyors of AI. They aren’t selling assistance—they’re selling dependency. You give up on acquiring one skill after another, give up on the knotty, meaningful struggle to acquire those skills and AI takes over. It isn’t freeing up time so you can make more of yourself. It’s encouraging cognitive surrender so you can be less."
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve mentioned before that my other job means I am in temporarily in charge of a gaggle of teenage girls in a boarding house. And after my last shift, I have to say that I am more depressed at the impact AI is having than I have ever been. It feels likes it’s already broken so much.
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.”
Document signed by Trump, Sundar Pichai
Google
Dario Amodei
Anthropic
Mark Zuckerberg
Meta

Greg Brockman
OpenAl

Elon Musk
XAI

Jensen Huang
nvidia “Unites States”
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate object to housing because we *need* housing but a local planning application wants to put more than 100 homes on a field that was underwater three years ago and the run-off had friends' houses waist-deep in flood water. They're just selling people houses that will be flooded.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seriously, it is too hot for September 29. We have broken the planet.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stupid walk. Stupid mental health. It’s too hot for September 29. But I did fine one of my favourite pals.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sterling work from Nick Ferrari this morning - badgering the defence secretary to spill sensitive information without even a vague nod to the fact that the President of the United States is a narcissistic moron who spouts state secrets regularly if he thinks it will make him look good @lbc.co.uk
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have reached the stage of my 'absolute state of it all' existential despair that even Madonna being fucking brilliant and unapologetic cannot break me out.
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
But I need to smile more.
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
Musk
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Denmark is trolling Trump.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Numb after reading about what happened at Cornell university. Like I was when I heard Giselle Pelicot’s story. Just fucking numb.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The secondhand embarrassment makes me lose my mind. And I write this from Brexit island, where humiliation and regret is a daily ritual.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today’s win was this woodpecker (who I found looking a bit peaky at the bottom of one of our apple trees where he stayed for about fifteen minutes whilst I worried about him) whizzing up into the branches, yelling at me and cracking on with woodpecker stuff. He’s okay!
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I actually feel like I'm losing my mind. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want all coverage of him to be like this…
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Eric Alterman @ericalterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Referendum on whether anybody ever has to pay any attention whatsoever to what Piers Morgan says. 👍🏼
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Another day and another round of 'Is this perimenopause or genuinely understandable anxiety about the very real possibility that we are approaching the most stupid apocalypse you can possibly imagine?'
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Richard K Broughton @richardkbroughton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quite emotional to report that we've just found our amazing survivor Marsh Tit, still here in his ancient woodland kingdom. He's now 11 yrs 4 months old, survived the 2026 heatwaves/drought and smelt the wildfires of nearby Holme Fen. I ringed him in my 30s and I'm now in my 50s.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not entirely sure that ‘defeating’ Ed Sheeran is going to solve anything, lads.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
More birthday goodies from him. He found me a copy of the Record Store Day special… 💜
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Husband’s team was relegated so MOTD has been replaced with ITV’s English Football League highlights show and I have to say that it has a banging theme tune - like a nineties daytime talk show with extra saxophones and a finish that nobody really thought through. Excellent work.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Husband has exceeded himself with birthday giftage and provided the album that changed nine-year-old me forever. How fucking cool are they?
Five Star’s ‘Silk and Steel’ album from 1987 - possibly the greatest year ever.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This would all be funny if it wasn't all so unfathomably stupid.
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Gfrancie (Benevolent Siren) @gfrancie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Evil Queen Witch Cackle from Snow White
Alt: Evil Queen Witch Cackle from Snow White as she disappears into a hiding spot.
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Penncat @pennicat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This line about Trump stood out to me, as someone not in the US, who didn’t get to vote against him but still has to suffer him: “The ambition is always personal while the damage is global.”
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
holy shit, this is the whole ballgame in a single paragraph gAI systems require mass theft of copyrighted works, for the explicit purpose of replacing the market for the people they stole from, and the people in charge knew what they were doing ahead of time, and did it anyway
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If we’re doing the Diana thing again then can we keep in mind that right before her death the press were absolutely crucifying her for the sin of having a relationship with a man who wasn’t white? I dunno… seems relevant to some stuff today.
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Bonnie. ✊🏾
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/09/2026
re: Piddlington. I actually also think it’s the wrong location for an asylum centre, it’s the middle of nowhere on a deadly road and no safe way to walk to Bicester, let alone get to oxford, an asylum centre should be right in town with access to resources like drs and dentists and help centres.
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That's a lot of "fighting-age young men coming and going"...
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've just looked up Piddington on a map. And the proposed site where they will house people for a while. 😑
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I dunno. Maybe if the press stayed the fuck away from the school where two private citizens who are definitely not royals are sending their kids then they wouldn't have security concerns. Why do we need to know?
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The most nakedly corrupt president in history and his son still doesn’t pay for his own wedding…
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Caroline Goldsmith @goldcaro.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh god. Why won’t he just die…?
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