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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
yeeees please
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
i think i should be allowed to tell them to die when they say stuff like that
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
they’re actually evil like what the fuck
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
the name nathan could be for anyone. but there are only like 2 types of levi. really makes you think
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
i’m right
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
if nobody’s got me i know nosferatu’s got me
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I love Events…it’s so important to see like 50% of the people you know on at least a biweekly basis
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
everything is sex / except sex witches’ power
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
work-from-home Severance
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
people i used to do improv with are getting married…
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Carmella Carmella @carmellacarmella.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Armed military police on UBC campus today to protect IOF war criminals invited to compete at sporting events as though they didn’t serve in an army that has killed at minimum a child every 30 minutes for the past 16 months. Monitoring from the rooftops like snipers.
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
this meeting could have been an email. and it also could have been. a sunbeam.
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
if i ever get gaslit again im biting until i see bone
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Chen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
sometimes a kiss is so gorgeous you become a bit more possible
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
after brat summer comes nuisance winter
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
when a guy lends me his jacket i feel like a knight getting a favour from a princess before a jousting match
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ROTGIRL @babydollbird.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I love crazy bitches
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
guys on dating apps see a girl with 3-10 tattoos and become totally darksided. i do not want to be your bitch ex wife. i do not want to be bribed. i am nice sweet girl. my heart. is kind<3
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
meal prepping (making cookies)
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
who is: Martin Chatwin
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
guy in movie i’m watching just said "dude, i’ve been your tech guy for like, 3 years" while looking up a Facebook account
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jourdain searles @judysquirrels.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
🤩🤩
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Alycia Pirmohamed @alycia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
for better or worse, I am always thinking about poetry
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sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
im perfect
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
i just comment then because i get excited :)
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
uh, yeahhh i did (realizing i was playing TTRPGs with you last night) depending on your definition of jock
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Jackass and cornflakes autumn
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sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
(stabs knife threateningly into table) who wants to be my friend and hang out :)
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
id love that....
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
interested in this role if you are still hiring...
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
one time i had to explain the word yearning to a situationship. wish i did not understand that word the way the flesh understands the bone!!
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
pooping_celebs(1).swf
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does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything
8:55 AM • 4/3/24 From Earth • 2.1M Views
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
omg us telling secrets at Swanns :)
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
started doing silly voices at the beginning of the weekend and it turned into a bit of a "bender" :/
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sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 13/05/2024
i’m having lovecraftian reactions to lesbian relations
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
what!!!! u are literally glowing!!!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 31/03/2024
Kristen Stewart in Love Lies Bleeding reading a book called Macho Sluts
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
i can't believe it's 2024 and i can't find anywhere to watch yoko ono's short films grrr
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 26/03/2024
fuck that rules now i have to spend all my money
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
this is so sad... if it helps i have just told her and also said "you and sama would get along well" so perhaps a new friendship is in the works...
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
omg so sorry... i'll do it right now
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
oh that's very good.... brb i tell her....
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
gave blood for the first time and did grabby hands to the doctor so she'd give me coffee and mojito
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
please no subtweets!!!
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024
in vic we have lesbian mud wrestling competition. very cool. thought you should know :)
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2024
when i go as laezel for halloween this year you guys are gonna freak out
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 20/12/2023
If Godzilla showed up I'd calm him down with logic and reason
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
if i could i would have prosecco and coffee and grill cheese for every meal. but i freakin CAN'T!!
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sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 31/08/2023
"girl, interrupted" is a great name for a movie about me — cause i’m a woman at the office!! haha just kidding. i actually love men and don’t mind when they talk over me ;) also i get psychotic episodes so
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