sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 17/07/2026some of ya'll talk about the events of fictional media like it happened to your friend. no it didn't. it happened to me. and i condone all of it 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 08/07/2026boymoding but people can feel a vibe. they know you've been dipping your toes outside of the boy pool. you're basically nbmoding. essentially chris flemingmoding 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 19/04/2026i don't know who needs to hear this but you can actually keep the beard longer than you think. you don't really have to shave until laser or whatever. go ahead and hide behind a mustache tgirl. it's actually allowed 010
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 31/03/2026once a month my motherly instincts kick in and i have to raise a beautiful bouncing cyndaquil into an upstanding nuclear weapon 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 31/03/2026denied from the publication i really thought i had a shot with. surely someone else will publish my story about sucking and fucking The Thing to death 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 27/03/2026i did a Good Job at the thrift store the other day 010
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 18/03/2026i owe one million dollars to a disbanded country of the soviet union that every tax official claims to never have existed. i'm trying to claim my sub as a dependent and it's working 000
Reposted by sama 🔪💖liv's evil second cousin twice removed, liv @livfreeorcry.gay · 08/03/2026happy birthday to women 227081
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 06/03/2026plato was the first person to invent a guy to get mad at 010
Reposted by sama 🔪💖Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 05/03/2026The got yr nose trick never worked on me cuz im too beaked up, I know its bigger than a damn thumb 1141
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 20/02/2026if youre handwringing about sex in art im automatically assuming youre a facist sorry. a party of millennial set people were complaining about sex scenes that "didnt forward the plot." eat shit key grip 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 20/02/2026no more smoking for me.🫸 🚬unless the situation absolutely calls for it. or i think id look cool doing it. or i want to. or 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 18/02/2026pinup of me painted on the side of a ww3 bomber. i'm winking and holding a bottle of coke in one hand and a white turkish angora cat in the other. "why choose just one?" the guy flying me is dishonorable discharged for a different thing 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 16/02/2026cool thing for a guy named bryce to say: the name so bryce you say it bryce 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 14/02/2026orange cat gf bleeding out on the surgery room floor gf 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 14/02/2026god is good! thank you for the plateful of bees your lordship 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 13/02/2026getting really too emotional over the transsexual goat girl in swan boy. is she an ibex. who knows 000
Reposted by sama 🔪💖Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Jesus Christ this is amazing strangehorizons.com/wordpress/fi...strangehorizons.comBullet Time at the Kink PartyLeah is queer community. Leah is expanding and expansive. Leah wants to fall in love with everyone still alive in this room and beyond and be their bottom for a night, just one night, though she wo… 49225
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026mechsploitation but they put me in gravedigger the monster truck and tell me i have to jump over fifty school buses that are also my mom 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026i should be allowed to sweat a sort of bubble bath formula. it would save me time and mental duress i feel 000
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026wicked girl frame ttrpg plaguing my brain. need to exorcise these demons (play girl frame immediately) 010
sama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 10/02/2026reading a game in yellow in the bath never kill yourself 010
