sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 18/04/2025the name nathan could be for anyone. but there are only like 2 types of levi. really makes you think 020
Reposted by sparkychloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I love Events…it’s so important to see like 50% of the people you know on at least a biweekly basis 2557
Reposted by sparkyCarmella Carmella @carmellacarmella.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Armed military police on UBC campus today to protect IOF war criminals invited to compete at sporting events as though they didn’t serve in an army that has killed at minimum a child every 30 minutes for the past 16 months. Monitoring from the rooftops like snipers. 083
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 06/02/2025this meeting could have been an email. and it also could have been. a sunbeam. 020
Reposted by sparkyChen Chen @chenchenwrites.bsky.social · 25/01/2025sometimes a kiss is so gorgeous you become a bit more possible 08513
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 24/01/2025when a guy lends me his jacket i feel like a knight getting a favour from a princess before a jousting match 010
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/01/2025guys on dating apps see a girl with 3-10 tattoos and become totally darksided. i do not want to be your bitch ex wife. i do not want to be bribed. i am nice sweet girl. my heart. is kind<3 440
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 03/01/2025guy in movie i’m watching just said "dude, i’ve been your tech guy for like, 3 years" while looking up a Facebook account 010
Reposted by sparkyAlycia Pirmohamed @alycia.bsky.social · 21/12/2024for better or worse, I am always thinking about poetry 89818
Reposted by sparkysama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 07/09/2024(stabs knife threateningly into table) who wants to be my friend and hang out :) 031
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/06/2024one time i had to explain the word yearning to a situationship. wish i did not understand that word the way the flesh understands the bone!! 020
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 13/05/2024started doing silly voices at the beginning of the weekend and it turned into a bit of a "bender" :/ 141
Reposted by sparkysama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 13/05/2024i’m having lovecraftian reactions to lesbian relations 011
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 29/03/2024i can't believe it's 2024 and i can't find anywhere to watch yoko ono's short films grrr 010
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 23/03/2024gave blood for the first time and did grabby hands to the doctor so she'd give me coffee and mojito 010
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 03/03/2024when i go as laezel for halloween this year you guys are gonna freak out 030
Reposted by sparkyEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 20/12/2023If Godzilla showed up I'd calm him down with logic and reason 4964558
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 12/09/2023if i could i would have prosecco and coffee and grill cheese for every meal. but i freakin CAN'T!! 031
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 31/08/2023"girl, interrupted" is a great name for a movie about me — cause i’m a woman at the office!! haha just kidding. i actually love men and don’t mind when they talk over me ;) also i get psychotic episodes so 010
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 29/08/2023cis woman who refers to her name before marriage as her deadname 130
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2023lmfaoooo at these snapchats from when i was trying to hook up with a guy who was really into the office 340
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2023aesthetically i should always have a nosebleed & bruises 010
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 15/08/2023boyfriends really create a false need for themselves because at this point i just need a boyfriend to keep me safe from all my previous boyfriends 230
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 13/08/2023it’s inhumane to have to run into 2 exes on a night out 020
Reposted by sparkysama 🔪💖 @samadreamcast.bsky.social · 11/08/2023*on deathbed* hey can u arrange my bones goofy with it 031
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 10/08/2023crazy cat lady? ummm i think you mean neurodivergent catgirl 010
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 10/08/2023the person i dated at 21 irrevocably changed my brain chemistry because now i’m insanely attracted to people who make irony-poisoned posts all day. thanks to evolution my kids will probably live at their computer like bat-people. or i will have 3 divorces😌 130
sparky @goblinpuck.bsky.social · 09/08/2023ok fine Hinge is the best dating app. log on. get my 6 very scary compliments. argue for 15 minutes with a stranger because he said not all cops are bastards. don’t talk to anyone else. log off. 030
