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@gncsp.bsky.social
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programmer | too good at corpospeak | she/her/it | ΘΔborder collie | 🔞 | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 30 tumblr: pickledkiwiberry.tumblr.com fiancée: @beaujangle.bsky.social

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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think now that I've figured out how to survive Roach Mode she'll be able to get it quickly, too.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This was so fucking hard but I managed to get it before @beaujangle.bsky.social despite the fact she's been playing longer than me and I'm unbelievably proud of that.
Screenshot of a Steam achievement for White Knuckle.

Child of Lambda, A Hero
Save the Mother in Roach Mode, Without going to Hot Zone
8.7% of players have this achievement
Unlocked Oct 5, 2026, 12:44 AM
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And *yes* I can do a pourover or a chemex..over or a French press but sometimes I want to make several cups of coffee with as little me-involvement as possible.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ya gotta respect Mr. Coffee for being so so cheap yet doing the job basically as well as a $200 drip machine. I mean, there *are* $200 drip machines that can improve brewing, but a LOT of them are just Mr. Coffee If I Charged More.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally looked up what "kayfabe" means and a LOT of posts across my feed over the past year make a lot more sense now.
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Alleesaur 🌺🦖 @alleesaur.bsky.social · 18/08/2024
doodling a bunny vs doodling a hare
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of my favorite isolates from @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Crying clock drawn by @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social

Black and white political cartoon style
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've never read a sentence I'm just really good at guessing what critters said but I suspect if I did I'd relate to your experience.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I spent so much time on the alt text I forgot to say the replacement parts came in
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Two parts of some kind. One is black and one is white. They have flat metal things sticking out with holes in them, like plugs.

The white one says STAR twice, once on metal and once on plastic.Same two parts from the other side. The one that said STAR is black on the back as well, and says DRB243S61A2 002 26G. The other part still has no text.
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█▒░ 𝖌𝖗𝖎𝖑𝖑✴︎𝕰𝖃 .˖𖥔݁✦⊹࣪ @mewdles.com · 07/09/2026
#mewdsmemes
A informational illustration featuring the "Types of Head Trauma" derived from the medical infographic turned meme "Types of Headache". This alteration showcases diagrams of a Migrae, ULTRAtension, Neutron Activation, and LOPOTOMY.
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🎀hags2witches🎀 @trivialtales.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i miss my knife tails
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Gooning is an industry plant by Big Porn
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I succeeded btw it's really snappy now
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I was up until 5am trying to optimize an emoji popover for a personal project that isn't ever even going to be a real product why do I get so fixated on the dumbest things
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Red H2O @redh2o.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Having an orgy with Unowns and they spell out "moan" "ahhn" "harder" etc as you pound them. Do you see the vision.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nicotine Suppository
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Yes but then I'd be taking away a job opportunity from someone who earned it meritocratically so that I can have personal gain I mean, realistically, even if I was some hotshot CEO I can't imagine actually having a secretary but still
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Can't stop thinking about the jester being given authorization and demand to use the forbidden words
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Asking just in case I need to know later but is it moral to hire your own wife as your secretary purely for sexual reasons or is it evil nepotism
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
¡Ay, Chihuahua! You're alt-gender enough that even if you aren't comfortable with the label trans you can be included in these trends
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maybe if you get everything done today, you can have a little crashout tomorrow as a treat?
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To be clear I'm subposting something I thought was a funny joke but that would illicit the most unnecessarily defensive "nuh uh" replies from the worst sorts of people
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Sometimes someone disabled both replies and quote posts and I think, Yeah honestly good decision your replies would be a nightmare
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Tipper Guro @adamsandler.click · 27/08/2026
sorry. you had a rough couple years and now the only way to be happy again is to develop some new fetishes. i don't make the rules that's just how it works. if you get a good dice roll maybe it'll be one of the less emba- aw man. you rolled "sock slut." that's like feet but worse. i'm sorry dude
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tried hotpot last night and my main takeaway is that I need to eat a lot more bok choy
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
That's the EVOLUTION (woke "science") of Nown. @ grok prove my point for me
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm glad that Endacopia is getting popular enough that when I bring a handmade Tip to MFF creatures are likely to know what's goin' on. I mean, I was going to do it either way, but. u'know
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I just moved my fridge back and forth SO MANY TIMES
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just looked into it and it seems more likely that AIs use em dashes because a lot of older books were introduced into their training which have a much higher propensity for them. So, ignore my claims.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Reminder, though, that AIs are not intelligent nor do they actually know how to "talk". They're just really big statistical flow charts that can "guess the next most probable word" in a text, including conversational flows.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I also don't think that's 100% of why they sound like that, I think it's just one of the many reasons they sound like that. There's a lot of other biases mixed in to their output patterns that result in that somewhat unique style of writing.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
By the way, I'm not an AI engineering or analyst or anything. "AIs are biased to talk like tech professionals" is me observing that the things people think are weird about how they talk match how a lot of people I've worked with talked pre-AI.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Anyway I'm getting off topic. If someone texts you em dashes you should consider that sus IMO.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
AIs are biased to talk like tech professionals (bros and otherwise) who themselves are more likely to use em dashes because they do a lot more technical writing.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The only time I use an ACTUAL em dash is when the software I use is automatically converting -- into one. Also an em dash is weird to use in fiction. I've only ever really used it in technical writing. I'm pretty sure its use in technical writing is why AI is biased for it.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Traditionally I use a lot of em dashes and was very sad when AI gave them a bad rap, but if someone texts you ACTUAL em dashes (—) that's like, the most AI thing you could do. I don't know anybody who would actually try to type that in a text instead of just two dashes as a substitute (--).
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
specifically you need to wrap it in more than one layer (five works a charm for me)
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
installing a showerhead is so much easier when you use the thread tape correctly
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
She is literally stronger than me but she is still the femme because I have to explain how motorcycles work to her.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hope you enjoy being the femme twink.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I sit here, two rooms full of unassembled furniture I carried up three flights of stairs, covered in sweat. I've changed out of my flannel and jeans. I rest before bringing out the tool bag. I am the butch one in this relationship, @beaujangle.bsky.social.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I haven't used meson! I'll try it out at some point.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I have many times in my life considered making a new build system but then thought about how much pain and agony I would cause by introducing yet another build system.
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GNCSP @gncsp.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
CMake is the enemy of my sanity. It's caused me nothing but pain and agony. Autotools are a massive PITA but at least I don't need to install Autotools to run ./configure.
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Plus-Size Sartha (DEMONETISED) @sartha.dog · 15/08/2026
Submitting a PR you can't test because the software doesn't compile and it's fucking CMake hold this diff bitch
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