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25yo multifandom, multiship fanfic writer who posts NSFW!!🔞 they/she banner from @somewhereonneptune.bsky.social glorifiedcrawfish.straw.page

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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 2h
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23h
They’re so hot oml
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linnea blue @kingfisher--blue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had sm fun sketching & inking this, gonna stick to this style for now instead of doing colored pieces 👀 Smut version of yautja!sukume to come as well #sukuna #uraume #sukume #jjk #jujutsukaisen
Human Uraume with Yautja Sukuna, dressed in yautja style armor
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CEO of Club Good Taste @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My contribution to Strongest for Venezuela is now live on AO3! Special thanks to @earlgreymage.bsky.social for the beta, and to @daneh.bsky.social and the other mods for putting together such an awesome fundraiser! This is my "Petra Ral lives" AU #erurivetra #aot archiveofourown.org/works/91564831
AO3 screenshot of fic summary. Reads:
57 by shindekure
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan  
Explicit
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Multi
01 Oct 2026
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Levi Ackerman/Petra Ral, Petra Ral/Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman/Petra Ral/Erwin Smith, Erwin Smith, Petra Ral, Petra Ral's Parents, Levi Ackerman, Eren Yeager, Hange Zoë, Original Female Character(s), Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Ensemble, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Petra Ral Lives, Possessive Levi Ackerman, Jealous Levi Ackerman, Soft Erwin Smith, Nonbinary Hange Zoë, They/Them Pronouns for Hange Zoë, Supernatural Elements, Mystery, Angst and Drama, Mildly Dubious Consent, Loss of Virginity, Dacryphilia, Emotional Constipation, Infidelity, Choking Kink, Fingers in Mouth, Spit as Lube, Threesome - F/M/M, Spitroasting, Double Penetration
Summary
"Dead is dead, whether you have the body or not."

Petra Ral should be dead.
Erwin Smith wants to know why she isn't.
Levi is forced to confront some feelings he's been holding back.

But those damn Titans won't give them a break.

Language: English Words: 9,676 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Hits: 0
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I try my best 😏
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s perfect ty
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you didn’t buy a copy of the zine but would still like to help those in Venezuela, you can donate here: crisisrelief.un.org/en/donate-ve...
crisisrelief.un.org
UN Crisis Relief
United Nations Crisis Relief connects people who care to people in crisis, providing support where it matters most.
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need a masculine figure to be slightly disgruntled by me
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CEO of Club Good Taste @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everyone go READ this is so flaming' HOT #ClubGoodTaste
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyways every woman should buy a gun
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My #erurivetra fic for the Strongest for Venezuela zine is now published on ao3! Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta and @daneh.bsky.social for coordinating this wonderful project 🙏 archiveofourown.org/works/93145256
Back when
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“I don’t understand,” Levi mutters, watching the dirt path that leads up to former HQ like Erwin might appear out of thin air.

“What do you mean?”

He’s echoing himself, six years ago. Bursting into Erwin’s office for the first time sober, with two dead friends and only meaningless sex to fill the void. I don’t understand you. Erwin’s millisecond of shock, of genuine feeling. The neutral mask that slipped over it. It’s for the best, Levi. I’m sorry.

“It’s weird timing,” he replies curtly. “That’s all.”
Before the 57th expedition, Levi and Petra start exploring their connection.

Erwin has other ideas.Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories:
F/MM/MMulti
Fandom:
Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
Relationships:
Levi Ackerman/Petra RalLevi Ackerman/Erwin SmithLevi Ackerman/Petra Ral/Erwin Smith
Characters:
Levi AckermanPetra RalErwin Smith
Additional Tags:
Dubious ConsentThreesome - F/M/MAlternate Universe - Canon DivergencePossessive Erwin SmithDominant Erwin SmithSubmissive Petra RalSwitch Levi AckermanVaginal SexVaginal FingeringEiffel TowerPorn With Some PlotOne ShotAuthority Kink
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my god. You’ve killed me. I’m in so much pain. Thank you
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lasciviousliii [OPEN COMMS] @lasciviousliii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That one art trend that I'm very late to doing #Yumihisu #aot #snk #ymirfreckles #historiareiss
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Dimi B @dblaidaddy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Life-changing frame
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 01/10/2026
yall ever just jack the fuck off
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m just like Levi Ackerman (only sleep three hours a night)
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s something I cling to I guess, that I can attract less attention and therefore less harassment. But it’s tiring. I’m tired. I hate planning a cute outfit and then weighing how badly I want to wear it with how badly I want safety. all the clothes I haven’t worn. The people I haven’t spoken with.
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
obviously it doesn’t matter what you’re wearing, it’s never your fault if men decide to harass or assault you. When my hair was short and I dressed masc, men still bothered me. I just noticed a sharp decline.
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I used to love dressing up. I still do. But when you walk most places, your life becomes a balancing act between “looking good” and “feeling scared.” And when I do put effort into my appearance, it’s coupled with constant vigilance, walking differently, making sure my pepper spray is visible, etc
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All the times my friendliness to men has been exploited or assumed as interest has made me stop greeting or even looking at them in public. And there are so many days where I want to look pretty and femme but decide to dress down for my own safety. I choose between safety and confidence every day
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i gotta focus. im shifting into soup mode
cover of THE PHYSICAL MANIFESTATION OF SOUP WEATHER'S LOOMING ARRIVAL GETS ME OFF BISEXUALLY featuring shirtless bud in the middle with a scarf around his neck. next to him floating there are two GOOD LOOKIN soups they have a beautiful fall scene behind them
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
RIGHT
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Retro @retrodynamics.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
#TODOTUESDAY and an important pep talk for the coming year
Jujutsu Kaisen fanart. The shibuya arc scene where Todo rallies Yuji back from the brink of despair reimagined with Todo dramatically pulling his jacket open and telling him “despair is easy, hope is hard. And brother, I like to stay hard.” 

Yuji looks up at him blood covered and perturbed from the floor and replies “Never say that to me again.”
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
YESSSSSSSS FUCCCKKK WOOOOO
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kind of disappointed to not see Lois but this is still hot
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes I’m Gen Z, yes I kept my skinny jeans. We exist
Girl with a great ass smiling and taking a mirror selfie
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CEO of Club Good Taste @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is going to live rent-free in my head now. #erutra #shitpost #hung
Cover of the dating sim, My Horse Prince, only Petra Ral's face has been badly photoshopped over the girl's, and Erwin Smith's over the titular Horse Prince's. The girl has her back to a pink wall and is staring nervously up at the horse prince, who has a horse body and human head and is caging the girl in between his hooves.
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EEEEE they look so good in your style!!!
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vididoodle 🔞 @vididoodle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Miss them so much #gego
While My Guitar Smiles
[Visual: Gojo Satoru sticking out his tongue to a smiling Geto Suguru. Both of them holding each other shirtless/half-dressed]
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Arika @ari.express · 26/09/2026
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やぶさか @yabusaka180over.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
五夏 ※盗み撮りに気が付いたさとるが威嚇してる図
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Augh I love women
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linnea blue @kingfisher--blue.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tried to post this like 3 times already but I just keep fixing it so I’ll just deem it done now for the sake of my health and move on to a different piece 🙌😵‍💫 #aot #attackontitan #petraral #ricobrzenska #nifa #snk #shingekinokyojin
Close up of Nifa, Petra & Rico chatting in public transitFull picture of Nifa, Petra & Rico standing in public transit
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obsessed with this, thank you
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AUTHORITY KINK!! TOXIC YAOI AND YURI!! VAGINAS!!!!!!!!
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Who are these women I’m obsessed
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s 🌸 @andlatitude.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#mikasaackerman #aot #snk
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s 🌸 @andlatitude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aannd !! #yumihisu #aot #snk
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh my god this is amazing, their expressions are so well drawn
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m not able to at the moment
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
enemies to lovers: 8/10 second chance: 3/10 fake dating: 5/10 friends to lovers: 4/10 age gap: 7/10 found family: 5/10 grumpy x sunshine: 9/10 pregnancy: 0/10 slow burn: 7/10 love triangle: 5/10
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I got a couple of snap traps from the corner store, best I could do on short notice
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Help my landlord put down glue traps for the mice behind my oven but I really do not want to use them, I want to remove them and replace them with something more humane but idk what I’d get
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love bi people I love that most of my friends are bi I love making friends with bi people and being bi and creating non-judgmental spaces with each other. Happy bi day
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Cool teens aren’t touching this app. It’s millennials all the way down
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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think Bluesky is the only social media app that doesn’t make me feel old at age 25
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LukeVonKarma @lukevonkarma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bi visibility day means i get to post my favorite image
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a girl says to a guy, “my homegirl thinks you’re cute.” Panel 2: the guy looks over to the left at the alleged homegirl, who is standing in the corner of the room, dripped out head-to-toe in SpongeBob SquarePants-related merchandise, including but not limited to: a t-shirt that reads: “IF YOU SEE DA POLICE… KRUSTY KRAB”, a best friends forever watch, spongebobs signature black shoes, and Mermaid Man’s belt set to “W” for Wumbo
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