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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

My #erurivetra fic for the Strongest for Venezuela zine is now published on ao3! Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta and @daneh.bsky.social for coordinating this wonderful project 🙏 archiveofourown.org/works/93145256

Back when
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“I don’t understand,” Levi mutters, watching the dirt path that leads up to former HQ like Erwin might appear out of thin air.

“What do you mean?”

He’s echoing himself, six years ago. Bursting into Erwin’s office for the first time sober, with two dead friends and only meaningless sex to fill the void. I don’t understand you. Erwin’s millisecond of shock, of genuine feeling. The neutral mask that slipped over it. It’s for the best, Levi. I’m sorry.

“It’s weird timing,” he replies curtly. “That’s all.”
Before the 57th expedition, Levi and Petra start exploring their connection.

Erwin has other ideas.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories:
F/MM/MMulti
Fandom:
Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
Relationships:
Levi Ackerman/Petra RalLevi Ackerman/Erwin SmithLevi Ackerman/Petra Ral/Erwin Smith
Characters:
Levi AckermanPetra RalErwin Smith
Additional Tags:
Dubious ConsentThreesome - F/M/MAlternate Universe - Canon DivergencePossessive Erwin SmithDominant Erwin SmithSubmissive Petra RalSwitch Levi AckermanVaginal SexVaginal FingeringEiffel TowerPorn With Some PlotOne ShotAuthority Kink

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Yes I’m Gen Z, yes I kept my skinny jeans. We exist

Girl with a great ass smiling and taking a mirror selfie

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Donations are still ongoing! Here are some lil snippets from my #erurivetra fic for #wipwednesday 👀

“Cap — Levi,” she sighs, eyes fluttering shut, “harder —”

He takes one hand off her wrist and clamps it over her mouth. “What did I just say?” he growls.

Erwin leaned back in his chair and flicked his head.

Levi walked right up to his desk. It was the first time he didn’t look at Erwin with disdain. His eyes were wide. His breathing was shallow. He was hanging onto Erwin’s every word.

Erwin had to make them count.

“Undress,” he said.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Exhibit A One of my cats never touched dry food until I made a puzzle feeder. Having it just laid out was probably boring to him

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Just let out the biggest sigh of relief in my life

But Adams soon figured out the disconnect. Teachers understood these cues not just as the way readers construct meaning from text, but as the way readers actually identify the words on the page. And they thought that teaching kids to decode or sound out words was not necessary.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Yayyy I’m so happy to be part of this! Here’s a lil snippet of my #clubgoodtaste / #erurivetra fic:

He snorts. Petra grins like she’s won something, a big, toothy smile. She has straight, white teeth. Must floss often. She’s cleaner than the rest of the Corps, Levi’s noticed.

(Erwin could learn a thing or two. Levi remembers the week after Wall Maria fell, when he lost himself in his books. Didn’t shave. Didn’t shower. Levi had to force him into a bath.)

Petra’s watching him. “You’re doing it again,” she says softly.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Went to fairyland you guys want anything

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Recent birdwatching adventure! 🦆

Woman standing with binoculars among trees

Woman standing by river with trees in distance

List of birds: red-eyed vireo, downy woodpecker, American goldfinch, osprey

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

4 women from pop culture who made you gay as a child

Vanessa doofenshmirtz from phineas and ferb

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I wrote another #longliveevil one shot! Featuring: ❤️An evil (dare I say ghoulish?) ex ❤️Repression ❤️A happy ending Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta!

Rating:
Mature
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Time of Iron Series - Sarah Rees Brennan
Relationships:
Eric Mitchell | The Golden Cobra/Marius Valerius | The Last HopeMarius Valerius | The Last Hope/Lucius
Characters:
Marius Valerius | The Last HopeEric Mitchell | The Golden CobraLucius
Additional Tags:
Dubious ConsentEmotional Hurt/ComfortEmotional ConstipationOne ShotDom/sub UndertonesNOT MonsterfuckingBut not Not monsterfucking

Command Me
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“I’m commanding you,” Lucius says. He gazes up at Marius, who’s breathing heavily, pulse jumping, sweat dripping down the side of his face. He’s irresistibly alive. “Sit back down.”

Marius hesitates. “I swore an oath to Eric,” he says quietly.

“Does he uphold his end of the bargain?”

Marius doesn’t reply.

“Sit back down,” Lucius says.

Marius sits.
A chance encounter with Lucius spurs Marius to seek Eric’s comfort.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

THUMBGATE ART ALERT!!! I commissioned @somewhereonneptune.bsky.social to make tongue tied art and I couldn’t be happier with the result. Their expressions! The intensity! I’ve been freaking out about this all day.

White-haired man biting black-haired man’s thumb

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Sounds about right nulienna.tumblr.com/sorter

rank options
1 sexual repression
2 abuse of power
3 lord/vassal dynamics
4 awkward sexual situations
5 unrequited love
6 dubious consent
7 age/experience gap
8 unhealthy relationships
8 codependency
10 infidelity

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Felt cute and off putting, might blow up later

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

A silly #nobamaki one shot for lesbian visibility day! Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta 🙏🙏 Hope you like it anons 🧡 archiveofourown.org/works/83822291

let's take it slow
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

At midnight, Maki is woken up by a text.

She slowly sits up, yawning. Her phone screen glows softly in the dark. Maki grabs it off her nightstand. She rubs her eyes and reads the message: pls help me senpaiii ~
After a text from Nobara leads Maki to believe that her (very cute) friend is in danger, she goes to her room and gets more than she bargained for.

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
F/F
Fandom:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
Relationship:
Kugisaki Nobara/Zenin Maki
Characters:
Zenin MakiKugisaki Nobara
Additional Tags:
One ShotFirst KissUnderage DrinkingMiscommunicationZenin Maki is Bad at FeelingsKugisaki Nobara Being an Idiot

Strawpage gimmick that reads “MOAR NOBAMAKI”

Strawpage gimmick that reads “maki being an awkward virgin with her younger but well-seasoned sex veteran Nobara”

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Bingo! I have playlists for some of my fics but I never publicly share them lol. Also I think about teeth’s fixation art all the time it’s like a dream come true Tagging @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social @dovebee.bsky.social @happyprince.bsky.social @ihavethegrimoire.bsky.social

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

I used to read more fic for it but I’ve kinda fallen off recently. I feel like I can be picky when it comes to portrayals of Megumi, plus I like things kinda dark but not too dark that I can’t stomach it, hence the pickiness. It honestly depends on the mood I’m in. But yea it’s sooo delish

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

I also put “platonic” and “qplatonic” bc I fw both of those interpretations. Like I think they’re everything to each other

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

It’s my turn to be impersonated! This account does NOT belong to me. It belongs to a troll obsessed with smearing eruri shippers. I’ve already reported; please block them. If anyone has any other tips on how to deal with this, please let me know!

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

New comm out! This was a super fun prompt to write. Featuring: ❤️Gojo’s bad driving ❤️Boner references ❤️Mutual Pining Ty to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta! #jjk #stsg #satosugu #sugusato #gego archiveofourown.org/works/81624526

Rating:
Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
Relationship:
Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
Characters:
Gojo SatoruGetou SuguruIeiri Shoko
Additional Tags:
MiscommunicationFluffGojo Satoru is WhippedGetou Suguru is WhippedGetou Suguru is Bad at FeelingsAlternate Universe - College/UniversityAlternate Universe - No Curses (Jujutsu Kaisen)DrivingOne Shot
Language:
English
Stats:
Published:2026-03-21Words:2,326Chapters:1/1Comments:1Kudos:1Hits:3
Passenger Princess
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

“You look good,” he says, putting the car into drive. “You should buy your own pair of sunglasses. Then we can match.”

Suguru’s cheeks color slightly. He looks out the window. “You buy them, if you want me to wear them so badly. You’re the one with rich parents.”

Satoru grins, pulling out of his parking spot and glancing over at Suguru, who really does look good in those sunglasses, holy shit. “Sure! Is Prada good, or —”

Suguru grabs the wheel, jerking it to the left. “Watch where you’re going, idiot!”

Satoru looks away from Suguru and slams on the brakes. “Shit,” he says. He raises an apologetic hand and mouths Sorry! to the two kids he nearly mowed down.

The kids dart to the sidewalk. Satoru fully pulls out of the parking spot and turns onto the main road.

“In my defense —” he starts.

“Shut up and drive.”

Satoru shuts up and drives.
Satoru's a great driver! That is, when his super hot friend isn't in the passenger seat.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

A comm I’m working on that’ll be out soon!! Spot the simile!! #wipwednesday

Sure, there’s Satoru’s boner. He can’t forget about the boner. He literally can’t forget, because Shoko won’t let him, and even if she did, it plays in his mind every night like one of those dumb vampire movies he pretends to hate — it’s a guilty pleasure.

Still, he can’t assume anything. One time when Suguru was thirteen, he got hard reading the phrase “mochi donut hole” on a bakery menu.

So, Suguru won’t read into it. He can’t embarrass Satoru by making it a Thing. That’d be a dick move. Pun unintended.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

The pinks and purples were so hard 😭 and that gray one

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

unhealthy relationships and dom/sub undertones in the right corner 💅

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

#wipwednesday I’m making an original version of my #satosugu fic “wanna make a bet?” and am currently drafting a wholly original sequel! Here’s a sex dream

He’s lost count of how many nights he’s spent like this. Ear pressed against their shared bedroom wall, fighting the urge to shove his hand down his pants. It’s fucking pathetic, really. He knows that.

“Please,” Naomi gasps out. She sounds so beautiful when she begs. Even more so when it’s his cock that she’s needy for.

Ren hears the bed frame slam into the wall. He’s not so lucky tonight.

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I’ve made so many memes dude, this is the tip of the iceberg

crying virgin wojack with caption “the eyes of TJ eckleburg are a metaphor for god casting judgement on the degradation of our society” screaming at Chad wojack with caption “Levi Ackerman has a vagina, Erwin smith has a big dick, 30k words, rating: explicit”

Cycle around emoji facepalming, with captions that read “I meet someone,” “I tell them I love attack on titan,” “they call me a nazi,” “they leave”

A manga panel of Satoru Gojo, with speech bubbles that read “let’s get… a little crazy.” On his left it reads “cursed technique lapse: men.” On his right it reads “cursed technique reversal: women.”

An edited tweet from @ariasagirl that reads “any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is fujo out, argue w 13 yo redditors and undercover kremlin operatives over Gojo Satoru’s sexuality, eat hot chip & cum”

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

15. Blue Sargent from The Raven Cycle I adore these books. Read them five times in high school. I love a weird girl with big feelings and lots of clips in her hair. I, too, have short hair that I keep up with lots of clips. Blue would probably use she/they pronouns also. Art by Maggie Stiefvater

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

7. Cath from Fangirl Self-explanatory

Drawing of a girl looking at a laptop with two guys on it, with a pink background

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

!!!!!! The myth of Eros and Psyche was always one of my faves uquiz.com/quiz/jHJakn/...

A headless figure hugging their knees to their chest on a white background. The caption below reads, “Your Result: Psyche, the goddess of the soul.”

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Crossdressing and aliens and repression, oh my! This fic is my first comm and I’m very excited about it. Tysm to @chiefnekowrangler.bsky.social for the beta, brainstorm help, and title! archiveofourown.org/works/79833801

AO3 screenshot which reads:

Vital Signs
glorifiedcrawfish

Summary:

Morale was low.

As one of the strongest soldiers aside from Satoru, it’s fallen on Suguru to keep his comrades’ spirits high. Tell them it’s not so bad, that an ongoing alien invasion wasn’t the worst of it. This was really hard to do when your leg got slashed by a cercus, you just got stitches, and your commander informed you this morning that you needed to torch the trauxots’ breeding grounds in three days.

Suguru needed a pick-me-up.

So, when Satoru shows up to the hospital wing in what looks like a nurse’s outfit, Suguru shouldn’t be shocked. His jaw shouldn’t drop. But he is, and it does.
Suguru's injured. Satoru tries to nurse him back to health.

AO3 screenshot which reads:

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
Relationship:
Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
Characters:
Getou SuguruGojo SatoruIeiri Shoko
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Science FictionOne ShotCrossdressingHand JobsGetou Suguru is Bad at FeelingsAngst and HumorAmbiguous/Open Ending

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Another notes app thing from when I was 21 that’s making me piss myself

Are you gay, straight, bisexual, or Batman quiz

- Question One: Do you have sexual and/or romantic feelings for members of the same gender? (A: yes B: sometimes C: no D: my name is Bruce Wayne)
- Question Two: Do you have sexual and/or romantic feelings for members of the opposite gender? (A: no B: sometimes C: yes D: I live in Gotham City)

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Notes app poetry from when I was 22 that I just rediscovered

I wish god let me stay as one of your ribs
A dull, dumb thing
Nestled inside of you, still, sleeping,
Slotted next to your heart and needed needed needed

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

3. Two cats named little brother and brightness

Two gray and white cats cuddling on a miniature gray couch

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

One last tongue tied Tuesday… Featuring a happily ever after. Tysm to shindekure for the beta. I wouldn’t have been able to do it without you. Hope you guys have enjoyed my little romcom ❤️ #jjk #satosugu #sugusato #gego archiveofourown.org/works/729448...

tongue tied
glorifiedcrawfish

Chapter Management
Edit Chapter
Chapter 16: Epilogue — I loved you then and I love you now

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandoms:
呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
Relationship:
Getou Suguru/Gojo Satoru
Characters:
Gojo SatoruGetou SuguruIeiri ShokoIori UtahimeMei Mei (Jujutsu Kaisen)Ijichi KiyotakaNanami KentoHaibara Yu (Jujutsu Kaisen)
Additional Tags:
Minor Original Character(s)Slow BurnAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceGetou Suguru Does Not Defect From Jujutsu SocietyStar Plasma Vessel | Hidden Inventory Arc Never Happened (Jujutsu Kaisen)Minor Ieiri Shoko/Iori UtahimeMinor Gojo Satoru/Mei MeiRomantic ComedyFluffEventual SmutBratty Gojo SatoruHappy EndingIdiots in LoveBromance to RomanceGetting TogetherSexual InexperienceMinor Gojo Satoru/Original Character(s)

He lies back down and looks over at Suguru. He’s dead to the world. He usually has no problem waking up early, but they stayed up late last night marathoning Heisei-era Godzilla flicks.

(“Sure, the costume is great,” Suguru said, gesturing at the screen with his wine glass, “but where’s the — the pizzazz? The aliens?”

“Did you just say ‘pizzazz’?”)

Satoru turns on the camera and takes several selfies. One with a peace sign. A few with his tongue sticking out. One with duck lips. When he’s making an ahegao face, Suguru says, “What are you doing?”

Satoru drops the phone on his chest. “Nothing.”

“How many?”

“Five?”

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girl pervert @glorifiedcrawfish.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

A quick ficlet of #nanamikento jerking off to fem!reader in a zoom meeting 🙂‍↕️Hope you enjoy! (I’ll get to the other requests when I can) #jjk

Strawpage ask, which reads: “Nanami Kento just jorkin it (somewhere he shouldn’t be)”

Nanami Kento knows he shouldn’t be doing this. He knows that this is a huge breach of your privacy, your trust, that he’s taking a sledgehammer to whatever semblance of a normal working relationship the two of you have managed to create. He knows. He unzips his pants anyway.

You can’t see him. He has his webcam conveniently turned off while you give a presentation over Zoom. You’ve done a good job, really; you deserve his full attention. Not —

Nanami starts slowly stroking his thick cock. He bites his lip.

Not this. You don’t deserve this.

He keeps touching himself. He knows he’s not a saint.

His eyes flick to your tits. You’re wearing a shirt that must’ve shrunk in the wash, and you’re braless on top of that, nipples clearly poking through. How many times has he dreamed of calling you into his office, bending you over his desk, squeezing your tits while he takes you from behind? Too many to count.

Nanami jerks himself faster. He purses his lips to suppress any noise, but a shaky moan escapes his mouth anyway.

Suddenly, you stop talking. He’s too far gone to notice. He keeps fucking his fist until you say, “Nanami, is everything alright?”

Fuck.

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