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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 1h

It’s actually Kenjamin Gainwell

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 6h

they dont call him Jeffries Epstein for nothing

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 7h

If Babe Ruth wasn’t real then who murdered his wife? Checkmate liberals

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 7h

*Mark Andressen and JD

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 7h

Me explaining Marlins Man lore to my wife

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 7h

You telling me that wasn’t really his butt in the seat at Knott’s Berry farm?

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 7h

Damn my 4chan gold account must have expired

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 8h

This must be that Singularity everyone’s always talking about

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 10h

“Can you believe that, Vaporeon?”

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 10h

Genuine guess: Brionne Joke guesses: Type:Null Iron Jugulus Fezandipiti Guzzlord Stunfisk

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 13h

Welcome mat welcoming him to the outdoors

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Daaaaaaa yankees lose

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

DAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 07/10/2026

All the things we know about Samus are basically just all the ways she's less cool than whatever ideas we had in our head at some point. Every lore drop for the last 25 years has been 'she's not actually that cool' and 'way lamer than you think'.

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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sage Steele goes to white people church

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

goty ms frizzle She steals video game opinions instead of jokes

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They’re letting 12 year olds be 30 these days so this honestly checks out

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Invisible beer is one of Bud Light’s biggest competitors

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

When it has Thick Fat instead of Huge Power

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Luckily nobody from Maine will see this because they don’t have internet

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

the people who Y2K proofed everything

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shanley @shanley.com · 07/10/2026

What a great time to read my post mortem on Silicon Valley Bank. It's called Requiem for Silicon Valley Bank. a true-crime thriller full of twists and even a suggested musical accompaniment. www.shanley.com/blog/requiem...

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

turns out the posting ecosystem needs chuds (to get mad at)

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MALF @malf.io · 07/10/2026

Watching the Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Nashville Predators game right now. Commentators were talking about a special Star Wars themed night the Preds are doing soon and wrapped up by saying "let's hope the force is with the Predators that night". They really need to change their name.

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

“You know something, I wouldn’t mind getting rid of Los Angeles and San Diego either.”

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 06/10/2026

there is no situation where “if it sucks hit da bricks” isn’t an acceptable course of action. especially in football. playing football SUCKS so hard dude

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TANK GOD JALON @glebs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not surprising considering the shots he would miss to win fans free chicken

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jam @socialistboat.dad · 06/10/2026

(scientist whose job it is to name newly discovered pokemon) I think I am just gonna name this one the thing it says

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shanley @shanley.com · 06/10/2026

Discussion of ideology should be treated like something you eat once a year with some disdain, such as fruit cake. Y'all out here eating fruit cake everyday.

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