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MALF @malf.io · 25/09/2026

Kids have it so easy these days. We used to have to put stickers on the Lego pieces ourselves!

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MALF @malf.io · 19/09/2026

Sometimes all you need is a cutie keeping your lap warm.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/09/2026

Seems like some streamers out there hide their true selves behind "no politics" rules for their chat. It also looks like the mask slips away when there's enough money on the table. In case you don't already know my stance: FREE PALESTINE!

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MALF @malf.io · 17/09/2026

Been sitting at the computer for 30 minutes trying to go live but my brain has decided to put me on the verge of an anxiety attack.

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MALF @malf.io · 17/09/2026

Maybe I’m just a grump, but I don’t need a damn watch to tell me my sleep score. I wake up and can tell you how I feel after a sleep.

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MALF @malf.io · 16/09/2026

Taking today away from stream but will be back tomorrow.

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MALF @malf.io · 07/09/2026

I still have no idea why Twitch allows people to stream while driving. I just now saw a front-page promotion where someone is driving at night and holding their phone while also looking down at the camera in the passenger seat. Really makes my blood boil that this level of distracted driving exists.

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MALF @malf.io · 29/08/2026

@wpgmurat.bsky.social Question for you! When does a contract clause kick in for players? I heard a rumour that UPL wouldn't waive his M-NTC to go to Winnipeg, but that M-NTC starts in the 26-27 season. For contract purposes, when does the 26-27 season start?

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MALF @malf.io · 27/08/2026

Connor Hellebuyck signing a long-term extension with the Jets and then publicly asking for a trade with five years left is equal parts hilarious and pathetic. He has almost zero leverage and Chevy is not a reactionary GM. Good riddance to him once the trade happens.

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MALF @malf.io · 24/08/2026

I feel like traaaaaaaaaash this morning. Been enjoying the cooler air at night but the rain is doing a number on my head. Gonna rest up and take some migraine meds.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/08/2026

Every so often I get caught up arguing with some on Reddit about hockey. Today, it's someone vehemently opposed to admitting that Mark Scheifele is an elite hockey player. This is the kind of Maple Leafs fan that gives them their bad reputation.

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MALF @malf.io · 11/08/2026

Nasty migraine returned last night and persists this morning, so hopefully medicine helps, but no stream in the meantime. 😞

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MALF @malf.io · 03/08/2026

Turns out today is one of those holidays that I don’t know exists until family tells me about it. Gonna take “Civic Holiday” off stream and chill with Kimmy and the cats.

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MALF @malf.io · 01/08/2026

My toxic trait is buying shampoo and conditioner at the same time and expecting to use them up at the same time.

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MALF @malf.io · 27/07/2026

HOW IS THIS MOTHERFLIPPIN COLD STILL RESIDING IN MY BODY?! LEAVE HENCEFORTH! Don’t think I can stream today with my throat still being sore.

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MALF @malf.io · 20/07/2026

Returning to stream TOMORROW. Yesterday I was on the verge of a breakdown a couple of times and was anything but relaxing.

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MALF @malf.io · 16/07/2026

Come hang out with us! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

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MALF @malf.io · 06/07/2026

Been working on my long-term Minecraft world a bunch recently and it’s coming along. Come take a peek if you haven’t seen it in a while! twitch.tv/michaelalfox

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MALF @malf.io · 03/07/2026

Gonna take the day off streaming, methinks. Parents are driving up this afternoon and Nixon made sure I got negative sleep so I’m basically in survival mode right now.

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MALF @malf.io · 27/06/2026

Viggo Björck being available at 8th was a 'fingers crossed' sort of wish. Great to see they landed him and excited to see his development!

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MALF @malf.io · 22/06/2026

Gonna be taking today away from stream. Funeral service for my Grandma was this weekend and it brought family together in a good way, but I’m still a mess mentally and emotionally.

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MALF @malf.io · 13/06/2026

Tim Robinson needs to get Rowan Atkinson (Mr. Bean) for I Think You Should Leave because I’m pretty sure it would result in the greatest skits ever. This needs to happen. I know I’m right. Please!

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MALF @malf.io · 08/06/2026

I regret to inform you fine folks that actually care but I cannot stream today. I received negative sleep last night after all the times I was up through it. Stomach pains, migraines, congestion, and then aftermath of my migraine meds. My body is a mess. 😞

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MALF @malf.io · 05/06/2026

Made some hot sauce to bring to a friend gathering last week and one of the guys that doesn't even like hot sauce went back for seconds. Now that's a good feeling!

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MALF @malf.io · 30/05/2026

I’m off on a vacation weekend, but Kimmy will be doing a Yahtzee stream on my channel at 3PM EST, so be sure to hang out with her!

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MALF @malf.io · 23/05/2026

The sleepy boy gets extra lap time today.

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MALF @malf.io · 22/05/2026

Home from the vet after Nixon suffered a mild seizure. He seems okay but a bit stressed from the car ride. Taking the rest of the day to keep an eye on him. Thanks to those in the stream today understanding my having to suddenly end it.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/05/2026

Waiting at the doctor’s office to see about my headaches and this girl in the waiting room said to her dad that you need to say hello to everyone, and if you don’t, you go to jail. Is this true?!

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MALF @malf.io · 19/05/2026

This little lady is keeping me in good company while my head is pounding. The dopamine helps.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/05/2026

Folks, the headache is a sharp and piercing one at the moment. Gonna take time from the stream today so just pretend that I'm enjoying the holiday yesterday even though I'll be in miserable pain. :)

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MALF @malf.io · 16/05/2026

Have a blessed weekend!

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MALF @malf.io · 11/05/2026

Sorry folks, but no streaming today. Been up a few times throughout the night and feeling super sluggish. We’ll get back to it tomorrow!

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MALF @malf.io · 10/05/2026

Wherever you're using mayo, I'm now using toum. Welcome to the new era.

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MALF @malf.io · 09/05/2026

Last few days have been high octane levels of stress, but it’s finally over. House sale went through and now we can move forward. Still have to close my accounts with Meridian Credit Union because what they did to us was vile, but that’s a much easier task to handle.

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MALF @malf.io · 25/04/2026

I know I said I’d be streaming today but it turns out I’ve got some “house is finally sold” business to take care of!

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MALF @malf.io · 20/04/2026

I am neither sick nor sad today! But I am taking the day off from streaming to get some spring cleaning done around the house. We made a nice big list yesterday and I want to get a few things done and build momentum.

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MALF @malf.io · 19/04/2026

Listen, I know The Walking Dead is far from realistic, but why do they have Carol sowing a packet of Boston Pickling cucumber seeds? The packet has a tomato on it and cucumber seeds are much larger. Those don’t even look like tomato seeds — more like sesame seeds! I’m so confused.

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MALF @malf.io · 17/04/2026

Just noticed that someone donated $100 during the stream but I didn’t hear/see the notification at the time and couldn’t thank them. They also used a fake name so I can’t track them down but if you’re out there, thank you very much!

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A Midsummer Dyke's Dream 🌙✨ @pompadourprincess.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

@malf.io I've had this dumb thought stuck in my head for like a month now I'm so sorry 😭

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MALF @malf.io · 15/04/2026

Been watching through The Walking Dead, and I have to say, that Negan guy is rather nasty.

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MALF @malf.io · 13/04/2026

Fuck the cruise ship industry.

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MALF @malf.io · 13/04/2026

You ever feel like you’re surrounded by people that don’t dislike you enough to say frick off but don’t like you enough to ask you to do anything?

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MALF @malf.io · 09/04/2026

Been sick to some degree three times in the past couple months and I need this evil to leave my body. Whiplash weather isn’t helping, I’m sure.

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MALF @malf.io · 03/04/2026

The Walking Dead was way ahead of the curve

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MALF @malf.io · 02/04/2026

Feeling not good about myself but Nixon doesn’t care and just wants me to keep my lap still.

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MALF @malf.io · 30/03/2026

Taking a mental health day away from stream and such. Bad brain gonna be bad, I guess.

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MALF @malf.io · 25/03/2026

People that eat meat trying to gatekeep meat alternatives at fast food joints certainly is something. Your KFC chicken is already 50% soy and then 50% breading anyway.

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MALF @malf.io · 23/03/2026

I wonder why I never get anything done on the weekend…

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