Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When I was a kid we had a comic book (Twilight Zone or similar) with a story about a big game hunter. He steals a magic amulet from a native African. As long as he wears it, he won't die of any injury. He ends up falling off a cliff and landing on a ledge halfway down with every bone shattered. 110 1
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 17/09/2026People are worried about spiking gas prices. I'm worried they're not spiking 000 0
Reposted by GaryKJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 08/09/2026The problem with people is, there's a god shaped hole in our heads where we want Something Important to live, and we insist on filling it with *something*, which might be god or king or astrology or jumped-up autocorrect. 19511100 511
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm so glad we sacrificed our children on the altar of the Second Amendment in order to have the government's jack-booted thugs roaming the streets kidnapping and killing people. 000 0
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"Look I know we only represent half of the Army Band, but continuing this war is a bad idea." 000 0
Reposted by Gary𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 27/08/2026Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?” 61491103533 9.1K
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 27/07/2026@aoc.bsky.social you should introduce a bill giving working Americans a guaranteed 4 weeks pays time off and call it the Mitch McConnell Act. And then if someone says it won't make it out of committee, reply, "You're saying Mitch McConnell is dead?" 030 3
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Anybody else been wondering how much weight they could lose eating the poop lettuce? 000 0
Reposted by GaryNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Lindsey Graham spent the last decade of his life in public service as a US Senator, trying hard to be remembered as an enemy of the Constitution who worked to destroy American democracy and exhibited occasional signs that he knew why that was bad but kept doing it anyway. I will honor his choice. 8682241480 8.2K
Reposted by GaryGovernor Andy Beshear @govandybeshear.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Due to a high volume of calls, we are asking those with non-life threatening emergencies to contact our State Warning Point line at 1-800-255-2587. For road conditions, visit GoKy.Ky.Gov. Let’s keep 911 lines open so our first responders can quickly get to those most in need. 13418 34
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Dying, and arriving at the Pearly Gates: "I read the Bible every day." St. Peter: "The what?" 100 1
Reposted by Gary𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/06/2026I’ll start going to church when they no longer need handicapped parking spots. 2013392410 3.4K
Reposted by GaryAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6135469916420 54.7K
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Just thinking about how ridiculously optimistic this was: 010 1
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 19/05/2026My prediction about this $1.8B slush fund is: Trump will promise it to the J6 insurrectionists, "if" he wins the election. Signalling to them that he has to win or they don't get paid. After the election, the money will disappear and no one will get paid except Trump. 041 4
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I was going to run for local Assemblyman until I found out it doesn't involve IKEA furniture. 010 1
Reposted by GaryMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 12/05/2026When we took office, NYC had a $12B deficit. Today it’s zero. And we didn’t close that gap on the backs of working people. We closed it while funding parks, libraries, safer streets, & public housing. Call it Pothole Politics or Democratic Socialism: We are government that delivers for the people. 807379568853 38K
Reposted by Garyonion person @junlper.beer · 11/05/2026important thing to note here is dr oz cites a current american replacement rate of 1.5, which is not true. the american replacement level in 2025 was 1.79. interestingly, the white replacement rate is in fact at 1.5 though 50184951882 8.5K
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Republicans sure are willing to spend a lot of money to hold someone else's balls. 000 0
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 27/04/2026I think if Trump needs the security of a new ballroom, it's no longer safe to golf. 000 0
Reposted by GarySassySenora701 @sassysenior70.bsky.social · 21/04/2026"This is an important thing to think about." 703206947530 20.7K
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 14/04/2026If I'm not mistaken, Trump needs to deny the Jesus post two more times before the cock crows 000 0
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Anyone else old enough to remember gas lines and even/odd days? 000 0
Reposted by Garycoastpaul.bsky.social @coastpaul.bsky.social · 08/04/2026The United States of America is the ONLY Nation on earth who's citizens are permitted to have guns SPECIFICALLY in order to rise up against an Authoritarian government and yet they choose to do FUCK All 🤔 This is the feeling we have in Europe. 55359591315 6K
Reposted by GaryRebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I can’t believe that we’re on the brink of nuking Iran because a smart Black man in a tan suit once made fun of a reality tv host. 502143902487 14.4K
Reposted by GaryJennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 04/04/2026Dan Rather represents an era when journalism wasn't as polarized into political groups. I miss those days. 😭 412221604906 22.2K
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Donald Trump is the best argument yet that time travel never gets invented. 020 2
Reposted by GaryThe 70s Guy @stevenw888.bsky.social · 24/03/2026Born 24 March 1935 - Carol Kaye, one of the most prolific bass guitarists, who has played on an estimated 10,000 recordings in a career spanning over 50 years. Kaye was the bassist on many Phil Spector and Brian Wilson productions in the 1960s and 1970s. She is 91 years old today. #CarolKaye 21991541471 9.2K
Reposted by Gary California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 23/03/2026Donald Trump didn't bother to consult Congress when he started his war of choice with Iran… Now, he wants $200 billion to continue this nonsense?! Tell him to go pray for it. 😂 1412560488 2.6K
Reposted by GaryBen Steele @bensteele.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Every single sector needs a strong, downwards pushing public backstop to ensure everyone can get what they need. When that backstop gets removed, prices can soar because there's no longer the chance to say you'll take the bus, go to public school, or find a social housing unit tied to income. 0908 90
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Gas prices are skyrocketing. On the upside, fewer people have jobs to drive to. 010 1
Reposted by Garyceej @ceej.online · 20/03/2026the president and his pals are accidentally leaning on the levers of power like so many misters bean 757754 577
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Dear Republicans, We don't need you to make a 180 and become a far left liberal. We just need you to wake the fuck up and see what's going on. You can still be a conservative. But be one that prosecutes pedophiles and defends our rights. 000 0
Reposted by GaryAmbassador Ken Fairfax (ret) @portlandken.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Simple information about what the SAVE Act would actually do to American voters. Tens of millions would lose their right to vote unless they spend lots of $$$ and jump through bureaucratic hoops before November. 21038792969 3.9K
Reposted by GaryUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Randy Newman: *nods approvingly* 37828144 828
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I'm going to stay up till 2 a.m. so I don't lose an hour of sleep when the time changes. 010 1
Gary @glburdette.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Options for when the Pentagon comes to Congress begging for money: 1. "No" 2. Take it away from ICE 3. Tax billionaires for it as long as the war is going on (added benefit of ending the war sooner) 100 1
