Reposted by Glaug-EldareJamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The Israelis have lodged an official complaint stating that the fact there were no women and children sitting behind the goal meant they were unable to shoot properly 49737
Reposted by Glaug-EldareSiobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms 111274312
Reposted by Glaug-EldareLuke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all 7359721997
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I love combining esoteric knowledge across disparate domains to assemble a punchline that very few people will understand at first sight this is not a me problem, it's a we problem 073
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Don't think of it as "reeducation;" think of it as a remedial civics curriculum for ongoing adult education 010
Reposted by Glaug-EldareHelen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life 397130771227
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026somebody accidentally gave me homework to make this: 010
Reposted by Glaug-EldareBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel... 6749131109
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I love listening to sad songs and enjoying the thrill of feeling sad sometimes!!! Right now I'm listening to "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot and knowing that it's about his own failure as a husband and the destruction of his marriage and sugar, that's a track and a half 130
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026it's no coincidence that America's worst day in a century was the best day of Rudy Giuliani's life 1141
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 04/09/2026TXans who celebrate the glory of the Republic of TX period are pathetic. It was a bankrupt slaver shithole that couldn't even govern the territory it claimed. It begged on its knees to be annexed for 10 yrs because we didn't want it, then it got MASSIVE debt relief and immediately seceded again. 040
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism 🕯️ 1185
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026If Sen. Dave McCormick believes that the United States should target civilians and commit crimes against humanity, I believe he belongs in a noose. Vermin like this are a cancer on humanity, not a useful part of it. McCormick is not a man; he is disease on the body of the human race. 010
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I solved #Solitaire deal #780615 in 1min 54s, 86 moves (0 undone, 0 hinted; 1 recycling, 0 worrying back). I defeated the computer, it takes this sucker 104 moves! Beat me if you can: freesolitaire.win/turn-three#7...freesolitaire.winSolitaire, draw threePlay Klondike Solitaire, “turn 3” rules. Free web game, fast on any device. 110
Reposted by Glaug-EldareTHE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Humpty dumpty asses 1452171338
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I don't care what you say in public, you're not too good for Applebee's and neither am I 020
Reposted by Glaug-EldarePsionic Erudite @psionicerudite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026The number one thing that techbroligarchs cannot tolerate is being told no. No by women, no by voters, no by regulators, no by their kids, no by their accountants, no by business advisors, no by consumers. If they are ever confronted by reality, they go genuinely insane at the pushback. 0145
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 10/08/2026making a new Congressional comedy and cover band, My Congressional Romance, dibs on the stage name Gerard Ways and Means 171
Reposted by Glaug-EldareReverend Chapman @wadatahmydamie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Antisemitism takes many forms, and one of those forms is when someone attempts to tie Jewish people everywhere to the horrific war crimes committed by Israel. 2214
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026every right-winger complaining about women's sports is a pedophile who wants women and girls banned from athletics unless they are children who are forced to be sexually available to coaches and team doctors 040
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 29/07/2026making puppygirls pull my sled to deliver diphtheria antitoxin to Nome 172
Reposted by Glaug-EldareRad | 🇮🇩 | Commissions OPEN @cigaradd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026This gonna be a fire cover art for my J/7 zine #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager 26117
Reposted by Glaug-EldareAUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans automaton-media.com/en/news/koei-te…automaton-media.comKoei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fansAtelier Karia's "chubbier" design gains immense support in Koei Tecmo's recent user survey. 91173393
Reposted by Glaug-EldareGus 🌱➡️ LBX 422 @friedbaens.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Sketch by the sea 224294767
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 20/07/2026my grand son died of complications from autism please send $19.95 plus $5.95 S&H to TRAINS at PO Box 1100-Z in Elgin, IL 60120 in lieu of flowers 000
Reposted by Glaug-EldareYours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂 194136093863
Reposted by Glaug-EldareMymmel @vedart2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026There is not a resting bee on a flower that i havent drawn 118934
Reposted by Glaug-EldareI think you should leave turbo team @itysl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR 214031
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026First panel: a man on a television screen asks, "Have you ever wanted—" Second panel: a Buddhist abruptly changes the channel and interrupts: "No." 142
Reposted by Glaug-Eldarejessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026THE ACKROOMS 125136412872
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 05/07/2026A house haunted by tiny ghosts, a micro-booery 021
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 04/07/2026the only reason I own proper champagne flutes is because, when Henry Kissinger died, I realized I had André champagne but only a couple of goofy red and blue wine glasses to pour it into 130
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Populism is cute and all, but laws should be made and executed by professionals. Governing is complicated and should be treated as very highly-skilled labor, not as a prize for influencers who know less about any given subject than I do as a high school graduate with no degree. 183
Reposted by Glaug-EldareDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward 5665398817
Reposted by Glaug-Eldareutopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 21/06/2026I’m drinking that Algae Pool type concoction. I’m sipping that phytoplankton single cellular swamp juice. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man, I’m quaffing that cyanobacteria sluice tickler that got the reflecting pool killing small animals in front of Abe Lincoln because I’m honest on that slime. 1932452
Reposted by Glaug-EldarePaito✨️💖 @paitoxd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Kit loaf cause why not bro💛 #gameoverse 141715423
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I have been playing this obsessively since I learned that Windows solitaire is a subscription product now: I solved #Solitaire deal #50960 in 1min 36s, 97 moves (0 backtracked; 0 hinted). I defeated the computer, it takes this sucker 98 moves! Beat me if you can: freesolitaire.win/turn-three#5...freesolitaire.winSolitaire, draw threePlay Klondike Solitaire, “turn 3” rules. Free web game, fast on any device. 230
Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 08/05/2026so I've got a history podcast on in the background and just heard "Beneš and the Czechs" now all I can hear is 🎵 B-B-B-Beneš and the Czechs 🎵 020