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Glaug-Eldare

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all opinions mine. hand em over he/him

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Israelis have lodged an official complaint stating that the fact there were no women and children sitting behind the goal meant they were unable to shoot properly
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Siobhán @shibbi.me · 27/09/2026
I just got done assigning genders to each of my body parts, and boy are my arms
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I love combining esoteric knowledge across disparate domains to assemble a punchline that very few people will understand at first sight this is not a me problem, it's a we problem
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worm restraint @ctsmike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chase
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Time's running out, Michael: Get a rat...
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
do u think demons get summoned for jury duty
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Don't think of it as "reeducation;" think of it as a remedial civics curriculum for ongoing adult education
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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
somebody accidentally gave me homework to make this:
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 16/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
www.welcometohellworld.com/i-do-not-bel...
Just once in my life I would like to see a Democrat being interviewed by right wing media like Fox News or right wing media like every single other outlet treat their questions with the contempt they deserve. I know it's not going to fix everything or maybe even anything but how much coverage and how much groundswell of excitement from the base do you think it would inspire if when asked about "boys in girls sports" or some other stupid fucking culture war distraction one of them finally said "What the fuck are you talking about man? You sound like a dumb asshole right now."

What's the worst that's going to happen the New York Times is gonna work overtime to make sure you don't get elected? They were already doing that buddy.

You simply say "Are you stupid? Do you think I am stupid? And do you think all of the people watching at home are stupid? Everyone sees through what you are doing. Using one group as a scapegoat for the very real problems everyone has – all caused by Republicans by the way – unlike this fake one you have made up. Dumb asshole."

Just go on the attack for once instead of sitting there trying to please your enemy who is in the process of trying to humiliate you.

And if you want to say something else true that almost no Democrat ever says for some reason you can top it off with a “Every single Republican in our lifetime has sought to make our lives worse in every way possible. I’d like to try to stop that.”
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love listening to sad songs and enjoying the thrill of feeling sad sometimes!!! Right now I'm listening to "If You Could Read My Mind" by Gordon Lightfoot and knowing that it's about his own failure as a husband and the destruction of his marriage and sugar, that's a track and a half
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it's no coincidence that America's worst day in a century was the best day of Rudy Giuliani's life
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
TXans who celebrate the glory of the Republic of TX period are pathetic. It was a bankrupt slaver shithole that couldn't even govern the territory it claimed. It begged on its knees to be annexed for 10 yrs because we didn't want it, then it got MASSIVE debt relief and immediately seceded again.
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@graehall.bsky.social
A uncomplicated drawing of a cheerful, smiling animal person on a black background, and a quotation: "I must be a child left behind the way this bush got me acting stupid" -heat !?, @POCHOWEK

In the lower right corner, a watermark reads "Powered by Bittensor"
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry finally escaped to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism 🕯️
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If Sen. Dave McCormick believes that the United States should target civilians and commit crimes against humanity, I believe he belongs in a noose. Vermin like this are a cancer on humanity, not a useful part of it. McCormick is not a man; he is disease on the body of the human race.
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I solved #Solitaire deal #780615 in 1min 54s, 86 moves (0 undone, 0 hinted; 1 recycling, 0 worrying back). I defeated the computer, it takes this sucker 104 moves! Beat me if you can: freesolitaire.win/turn-three#7...
freesolitaire.win
Solitaire, draw three
Play Klondike Solitaire, “turn 3” rules. Free web game, fast on any device.
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THE Pablo Escobear @pabloescobear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Humpty dumpty asses
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don't care what you say in public, you're not too good for Applebee's and neither am I
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Psionic Erudite @psionicerudite.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The number one thing that techbroligarchs cannot tolerate is being told no. No by women, no by voters, no by regulators, no by their kids, no by their accountants, no by business advisors, no by consumers. If they are ever confronted by reality, they go genuinely insane at the pushback.
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
making a new Congressional comedy and cover band, My Congressional Romance, dibs on the stage name Gerard Ways and Means
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Reverend Chapman @wadatahmydamie.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Antisemitism takes many forms, and one of those forms is when someone attempts to tie Jewish people everywhere to the horrific war crimes committed by Israel.
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
every right-winger complaining about women's sports is a pedophile who wants women and girls banned from athletics unless they are children who are forced to be sexually available to coaches and team doctors
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
making puppygirls pull my sled to deliver diphtheria antitoxin to Nome
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Rad | 🇮🇩 | Commissions OPEN @cigaradd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This gonna be a fire cover art for my J/7 zine #StarTrek #StarTrekVoyager
Stylized painterly illustration of Kathryn Janeway and Seven of Nine in a renegade style of fashion looking badass af
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AUTOMATON WEST @automatonwest.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans automaton-media.com/en/news/koei-te…
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Koei Tecmo’s “chubbier” Atelier Karia player poll spurs desperate pleas to “please do it” and “make her bigger” among Japanese fans
Atelier Karia's "chubbier" design gains immense support in Koei Tecmo's recent user survey.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Gus 🌱➡️ LBX 422 @friedbaens.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sketch by the sea
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Thembo @thembo.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Captain Picard sitting next to Data in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode where Picard has to prove Data is sentient in court. A speech bubble has been drawn in to imply Picard is saying what is written in the quoted text below the image.
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
my grand son died of complications from autism please send $19.95 plus $5.95 S&H to TRAINS at PO Box 1100-Z in Elgin, IL 60120 in lieu of flowers
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Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith @mewefree.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Two people tried to enter a screening of The Odyssey without buying tickets after hiding inside a miniature model of the Trojan Horse. 😂😂😂
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Mymmel @vedart2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
There is not a resting bee on a flower that i havent drawn
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I think you should leave turbo team @itysl.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
my condolences. TWO THREE FOUR
new joe
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
First panel: a man on a television screen asks, "Have you ever wanted—" Second panel: a Buddhist abruptly changes the channel and interrupts: "No."
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Two screen captures from the conference room scene at the beginning of Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country with fake captions. CAPT Spock is standing at a podium, and FADM Cartwright is seated. In the first image, Cartwright asks: "Do you know how many raids there have been on Federation outposts over the last ten years?" In the second, Spock replies, "Counting or not counting Kang violence?"
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A parody movie poster for a fake movie titled How Stella Got Her Uzbek, featuring Angela Bassett (star of How Stella Got Her Groove Back) with a young man in traditional Uzbek costume. The background has been replaced with a scene of Lake Charvak near Tashkent.
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
THE ACKROOMS
Cathy in the backrooms
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What a scoop!
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
A house haunted by tiny ghosts, a micro-booery
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
the only reason I own proper champagne flutes is because, when Henry Kissinger died, I realized I had André champagne but only a couple of goofy red and blue wine glasses to pour it into
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Populism is cute and all, but laws should be made and executed by professionals. Governing is complicated and should be treated as very highly-skilled labor, not as a prize for influencers who know less about any given subject than I do as a high school graduate with no degree.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Eric Andre couldn't dream of making an interview this awkward
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 21/06/2026
I’m drinking that Algae Pool type concoction. I’m sipping that phytoplankton single cellular swamp juice. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man, I’m quaffing that cyanobacteria sluice tickler that got the reflecting pool killing small animals in front of Abe Lincoln because I’m honest on that slime.
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soumic @soumic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This is where I live
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sofasofia 🛋️ @sofasofia.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
my neurons at work
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I love you.
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Paito✨️💖 @paitoxd.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Kit loaf cause why not bro💛 #gameoverse
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have been playing this obsessively since I learned that Windows solitaire is a subscription product now: I solved #Solitaire deal #50960 in 1min 36s, 97 moves (0 backtracked; 0 hinted). I defeated the computer, it takes this sucker 98 moves! Beat me if you can: freesolitaire.win/turn-three#5...
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Solitaire, draw three
Play Klondike Solitaire, “turn 3” rules. Free web game, fast on any device.
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Glaug-Eldare @glaug-eldare.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
so I've got a history podcast on in the background and just heard "Beneš and the Czechs" now all I can hear is 🎵 B-B-B-Beneš and the Czechs 🎵
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