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I was looking at this earlier and I was speechless after it. Satellite imagery of an ongoing ethnic cleansing operation

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*At a Tel Aviv comedy club* "Yeah, so the neighbours kids are really annoying, so I murdered all of them". *The audience rolling on the floor laughing*

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Steve Harvey's Confused Reaction

Just read a news article about the hugely successful SpaceX launch so went to look at the video and it turns out it only stayed up for 3 hours instead of the planned 10 and then burst into flames on landing

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ALT: Steve Harvey's Confused Reaction

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The name's McEnroe, James Joseph McEnroe

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Released on bail after a suspected terrorist plot??? There's some really dodgy Intel agency shit going on here

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

More than half of the original €100 million subsidy given to placate these clowns wasn't even claimed

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The Israelis have lodged an official complaint stating that the fact there were no women and children sitting behind the goal meant they were unable to shoot properly

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If it wasn't bad enough having those neanderthal scumbags rampaging around the place all yesterday afternoon I've got to clear their dead animal carcasses out of my garden this morning

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Jesus Christ I'm going to have to ring in sick Monday because I'll be celebrating United winning the 2018 Premier League all weekend

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Imagine being able to hit Bono onstage with a coin with his face on it?!

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Only 5% of respondents said they would be prepared to give up a kidney while just 2% said they would be prepared to be kicked full force in the groin once a day until they die

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

The Archduke Franz Ferdinand has a better record in the Balkans than the Irish national football team

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ireland could and probably should have lost that game 5-0

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Imagine being so insulated from reality that you've absolutely no concept of what a social contract is, it must be fucking amazing

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Well I guess there isn't an Epstein island anymore so they had to come up with something

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

They definitely use similar inflections. I work with a Lithuanian guy whose partner is from Thailand and their kid can speak Lithuanian, Thai and English all with an Irish accent

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Remember kids you need 4,000 culture vouchers to buy your 1st home

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Get that young lad from Brighton on the phone and we'll bring him to Old Trafford and ruin his career

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Christopher Walken? More like Christopher Stalken, amirite???!

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He looks and sounds like someone painted a face on a testicle and taught it how to talk

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wonder if Michael Carrick realises just how close he is to the door at Old Trafford?

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Jamie @fctwentebenson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Always find it odd that these cunts wouldn't dream for a second to apply their Irish bloodline rules to global capital and those who wield it, with zero connection to the state, buying up houses, apartments, entire housing estates and even fucking castles out from under those they deem Irish enough

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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ah a successful first day as Ed Sheeran’s PR manager. And now to open social media where I’m sure everything is totally fine.

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Every single Whatsapp Ed Sheeran has got today

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If you’re still in line to quit Ed Sheeran’s tour, stay in line!

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𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚕 @rachrua.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cromwell, Trevelyan, Thatcher, Sheeran

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Ed Sheeran’s guitar has just dropped out of the tour

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I'd say by December you're going to have to queue for about 4 hours to get petrol and have to remortgage the house to buy a weeks shopping

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Look I'm not gonna lie I'm fucking loving every minute of Ed Sheeran's excommunication. The man deserved life in prison for Galway Girl at the very least before this

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My mind is still blown by the fact that the McDonald's Filet-O-Fish was created by Catholicism

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Looks like they'll have to go all in on a false flag they can blame Iran or Hezbollah for

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The poor man can't take questions they are only able to reanimate his corpse not his brain

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Sad to see yet another person in the pocket of Big Bat

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Awh no just the 4,539th reason to hate Ed Sheeran

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I'm assuming a €300 premium toilet experience involves cocaine or a glory hole

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Can't believe that ISIS is getting back to play Slane

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