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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@ThoughtSlime

People who become right wing because they get annoyed by leftists are weak willed, most leftists are annoyed by leftists every single day.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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zoe_ena @girlfan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fuck it, turned 33 today so I'm listening to sierra simone smut on the clock
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Is this real? I so desperately want it to be real. It's been such a long day.
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Meg @prayingmantis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This headline is sending me
theguardian.com
Texas police department ordered closed for failing to provide any benefit to community
Disbanding of department in Trinidad comes after arrest of a resident for posting about issues with local water supply
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Anyway you should read Steve Kandell’s beautiful piece www.buzzfeednews.com/article/stev...
buzzfeednews.com
The Worst Day Of My Life Is Now New York’s Hottest Tourist Attraction
Nearly 13 years after my sister’s death, a reluctant Sunday visit to the 9/11 Memorial Museum, where public spectacle and private grief have a permanent home together.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
reskeeting with alt text bc this is a funny as hell way to dismiss someone's dumbass argument to their face
Screenshotted excerpt from a conversation transcript, reading as follows

Cottle: My guess is that you then completely reject the idea that we wound up with this wretched administration in part because of the backlash to the excesses of woke, especially alienating young men, who were told they were the problem, just generally speaking.

Bouie: [this line is highlighted] I completely reject that for simple reasons of linear time. This administration was elected in 2024. At peak woke, when Nancy Pelosi was wearing kente cloth, Democrats won a trifecta, right? At the--
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 29/08/2026
I see we’re accelerating rapidly towards “the woke thirst mob is hogging valuable data center water”
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Damn, dude. You're telling me that when you join a fascist movement you run the risk of having the state apparatus turned against you in a factional dispute? This is the first I'm hearing of this.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Frog put the cookies in a box. “There,” he said. “Now we will not eat any more cookies.” “But we can open the box,” said Toad. “That is true,” said Frog.
Frog and Toad hide the cookies in a box.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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fearne @ gateway soon 👀 @almandines.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I wish all companies forcing ai down our throats a very go out of business
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Homer in his town crier hat and bell shouts

DIG UP HIS GRAVE! PULL OUT HIS TONGUE!
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Microsoft warns that consumers aren't buying enough of the thing they don't want."
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clever display name lacker @pfish.zone · 29/03/2026
Colonel Mustard saying the quoted skeet
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 24/07/2026
number one, i am glad that if anyone on earth is rich enough to turn down some blood money, it's Weird Al, and number two, I'm glad the guy who is rich enough to be loud as fuck about turning down some blood money is Weird Al
variety.com
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Turned Down Million-Dollar Offer to Perform in Saudi Arabia: ‘I Don’t Need to Take Any Money if It Makes Me Feel Icky’
'Weird Al' Yankovic revealed he turned down a seven-figure offer to perform at the state-sponsored Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/07/2026
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
i don’t think anyone who needs to hear it will care to hear a reminder that you don’t need to do sex pest apologia, nor do you need to do nazi tat apologia, nor do you need to dismiss previous complaints of weird rhetoric about raping people to assert dominance. you can choose not to do any of that.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 06/07/2026
People love a champion of the working class who just so happens to hate women and black people
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Laughing Hysterically at Phone
ALT: Woman Laughing Hysterically at Phone
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/06/2026
genuinely crazy to watch these people freak out over what is essentially 21st century new dealism
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 13/06/2026
It's been 55 years since Milton Friedman - cursed be his name - published his *NYT* editorial, "The Social Responsibility of Business Is to Increase Its Profits," inventing "shareholder supremacy" out of whole cloth, declaring it a universal, inarguable truth: www.nytimes.com/1970/09/13/a... 1/
A fake cover for CEO magazine. The central figure is a ZOLTAR fortune-telling animatronic, seated before various divination tools. The headline over him is FIDUCIARY DUTY. In the top right corner, there's a slug reading 'UNIVERSAL EXCUSE: A bright line test that's also *totally* unfalsifiable.' To Zoltar's left is another slug reading, 'FRIEDMAN SAID IT: I believe it. That's good enough for me.'
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. Magic! Goodnight.
Last image from tonight (short film in the morning): this brother out here with his Singer sewing machine, gifting people a custom embroidery on their jerseys and hats with the name and the date, was more artistic than anything at Burning Man and ad gorgeous as a Caravaggio. 

Magic!

Goodnight.
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Jon Hegglund @jonhegglund.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Zohran sign saying "I am happy for all of the Knicks fans on Bluesky, the app for sports"
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Pride to this Caravaggio self-portrait that made one man so gay he had to go to the hospital
Caravaggio's Baccus painting, featuring a lush fruity spread and leaves bedecking a pasty twink who only works out his armsArticle screenshot that says:

The most extreme examples of
Stendhal syndrome share a sensation of
self-fragmentation. Magherini
describes the case of a 53-year-old
German man who was hospitalized
after repeatedly viewing Caravaggio's
Bacchus at Uffizi Gallery. The patient
felt "an attraction closer and closer to
an intimate sexual arousal of
ambiguous nature that invaded him
and made him feel good and bad."
Unmoored and distressed, he sought
medical attention. After treating the
subject's initial episode, Magherini
writes that he came to recognize his
latent homosexuality. Another case...
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It's the weekend, baby
Star Trek Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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Carla the Hoffman @cyberpilate.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
HAPPY PRIDE!
the google results for Ronald Regan's date of death with a rainbow flag superimposed over it.  from tumblr user @mxnrique
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 01/06/2026
Republican law students looking around and thinking 'mmmmthis is gonna all be over soon and being involved could be...bad for me' seems like a good thing
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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
This headline is hilarious when you learn that the rocket toppled over in a fiery explosion on landing
NYT headline: SpaceX completes mostly successful starship rocket flight
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mady castigan✨ 🏳️‍⚧️ @mady.cat · 17/05/2026
Last month, Aleanna Royal Bechdel, a 31 year-old Black trans woman who was a DJ, promoter, and artist, was murdered in a housing complex in New York, and a 54-year old man was arrested. There has been very little press coverage on this, including by queer outlets run by cis white people.
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Black Trans Woman Aleanna Royal Bechdel Fatally Stabbed in New York State – Pittsburgh Lesbian Correspondents
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Ana Ng. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTa0...
youtube.com
They Might Be Giants - Ana Ng (BEST QUALITY Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ParticleMen
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 08/05/2026
I been saying, if voting is the most powerful nonviolent tool in a democratic society, and lawmakers then take that tool away, they need to think very carefully about what tools remain...! www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/735353...
excerpt from the beginning of Chapter 3 of The Originalism Trap, reading as follows:

There’s a bridge in Selma, Alabama, bearing the name of Edmund Pettus. Pettus was a United States senator, a Confederate general, and a Grand Dragon in the Ku Klux Klan. The bridge was dedicated to Pettus in 1940, thirty-odd years after his death, to celebrate his maintenance of white supremacy and the terror he inflicted on Black Americans even after the Civil War. In 1965, hundreds of activists would be brutalized by police and other armed citizens on that very bridge as they marched in protest of Black people’s political and socioeconomic inequality, even after the Civil Rights Act of 1964. The fight for American democracy has been long and bloody. But the late congressman John Lewis—who was nearly killed that day on the Edmund Pettus Bridge as a young man—was known to say that voting is the most powerful nonviolent tool in a democratic society. Importantly, the civil rights heroes of the 1960s did not see the right to vote as an end in and of itself but as a step on the path to freedom. They sought meaningful ballot access in order to produce an actual representative government that would be responsive to their needs and engage in democracy rather than domination.continuation of the passage from the previous excerpt, reading as follows:

Honest elections should provide a peaceful avenue to express the people’s will, allow them to engage in collective decision-making as equals, and hold politicians accountable. People denied a real political voice by means of the vote are forced to speak the language of the unheard; as every Caribbean child has been told at some point as
a precursor to consequences, those who can’t hear would feel.
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zoe_ena @girlfan.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
got broken up with while having a cold and the cold still kinda lingers but it hasn't even been 48 hours on the breakup and I'm content
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 04/04/2026
Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - I hate this useless piece of shit software - Depression
After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble - Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut - No depression
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If the wealthy can get you thinking about who deserves basic needs and who doesn't, they win. They don't care if you think wealthy people are the ones who don't deserve; establishing that it must be earned is the key. With that done, they can just keep expanding the definition of "undeserving."
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile
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Brandon D. Wilson @geniusbastard.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST BLACK PERSON TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. FIRST FILIPINA TO WIN BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY. ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AUTUMN DURALD ARKAPAW.
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New York Magazine @nymag.com · 15/03/2026
Misty Copeland comes out of retirement to put Timothée Chalamet in his place during a live ‘Sinners’ performance at the #Oscars.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
apropos of hollywood’s big day
PLAYBOY: Have you ever gone to the Academy ceremonies?

PACINO: I was at the Oscars once, for Serpico. That was the second time I was nominated. I was sitting in the third or fourth row with Diane Keaton. Jeff Bridges was there with his girl. No one expected me to come. I was a little high. Somebody had done something to my hair, blew it or something, and I looked like I had a bird's nest on my head, a real mess. I sat there and tried to look indifferent because I was so nervous. Any time I'm nervous, I try to put on an indifferent or a cold look. At one point, I turned to Jeff Bridges and said, "Hey, looks like there won't be time to get to the Best Actor awards." He gave me a stange look. He said, "Oh, really?" I said, "It's over, the hour is up." He said, "It's three hours long." I thought it was an hour TV show, can you imagine that? And I had to pee—bad. So I popped a valium. Actually, I was eating valium like they were candy. Chewed on them. Finally came the Best Actor. Can you imagine the shape I was in? I couldn't have made it to the stage. I was praying,
"Please don't let it be me. Please." And I hear..."Jack Lemmon." I was just so happy I didn't have to get up, because I never would have made it.
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
insane image
zohran mamdani promises to
FILL ALL HOLES
following pothole initiative with dot
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Effie Seiberg is a spooky Cyborg @effies.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
"Palantir CEO Alex Karp says his AI technology will lessen the power of “highly educated, often female voters, who vote mostly Democrat” while increasing the power of working-class men." Just saying it right out loud now. newrepublic.com/post/207693/...
newrepublic.com
Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power
They’re saying the quiet part out loud now.
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This is basically @jvl.bsky.social’s thesis of Trump
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Gene Rayburn @generayburn.com · 09/03/2026
I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.
Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
That this war with Iran is unpopular in a way never before recorded in American history has seen remarkably little attention from the press
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
America sinks an unarmed ship taking part in a international gathering on the other side of the continent, killing dozens Her reaction: "Welcome back to water warfare, baby!"
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
They had names. They had beautiful faces. And they had the same dreams as your kids - crushed when American "precision" bombs slammed into their Minab elementary school, killing 175 Don't blame AI for this. Blame the sick humans who see war as a game My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/iran...
inquirer.com
AI error or not, Iran school bombing is a permanent stain on America’s soul | Will Bunch
A debate on AI in warfare obscures the truth about an Iran school bombing. U.S. humans are to blame for this war crime.
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John @johnbull.wtf · 04/03/2026
Roses are red Tulips are bright
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