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One Three One Two

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Pothead music producer and passionate devotee of red & black mana. Host for @mtglexicon.bsky.social & @hbvc-radio-mtg.bsky.social Finger-guns bisexual. (fae/faer) #DrownedSecretsDotFM 📩 quinn@mtglexicon.com 🎧 djspacegirl.bandcamp.com

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Maja Öberg @majaoeberg.bsky.social · 9h
Last one for the night. The big chords always slow me down 😭
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 12h
How it feels to have an interview in 10 minutes
The card Carnival of Souls with my face on it
The flavor text has been edited to read

"'[BENWA], blast those elves.' '[BENWA], transport those troops.' No one cares that today is my birthday."
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Benwa the Enchanter @thebenwa.bsky.social · 14h
👀 Is there a,,,Mr the Weaver?
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Kaya the Kissable @thetunnelingcat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since face to face doesn't actually post shit on this platform
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Logan @ Scryfall.com @logan.scryfall.com · 04/10/2026
10 years of @scryfall.com 🎉
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MTG_Lexicon - The Dive Bar of MTG & DND @mtglexicon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@thebloodricguy.bsky.social @girldickenergy.bsky.social and @ajanisgaypridemate.bsky.social are hosting, and @spaghettiwizard.bsky.social is joining us in the JACEVERSE. Echoverse. Smoking Mids Dimension? Anyway www.twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon
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MTG EDH | Enter the Jaceverse | Streaming magic: the gathering.
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b101nf0matr @b101nf0matr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Here are the 5-card bling zones from the boosters in my first Magic the Gathering Reality Fracture Collector box. Which pack would've been your fave (art, function, lore, and/or value)? Names & treatment types in ALT text.
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KD Combat, Immovable @katiecombat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TONIGHT! Join us for the first installment of our October series returning to PAINford, beset by the undead! Every Saturday this month Randy and I will join forces to survive the onset of the zombie apocalypse using the Last Days: Zombie Apocalypse tabletop skirmish rules. 8pm Pacific, it begins!
two zombies approach a lone survivor with a big sword as the world burns, in an ad for Cardboard Combat's Last Days: Zombie Apocalypse Tabletop Skirmish Wargame series happening on Saturdays in October. Check it out at 8pm Pacific Saturdays at twitch.tv/cardboardcombat
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway, here's the reason we're thinkin about sorin moxfield.com/decks/hV1Zcz...
a digital visual spread of a commander format magic the gathering decklist titled "Lich Mizzet". for the full text of the decklist, please visit the moxfield link in the accompanying post.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i just really like this card. they really snapped with this sorin design
Sorin of House Markov
One and a black
Legendary Creature — Human Noble

Lifelink

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, exile Sorin, then return him to the battlefield transformed under his owner’s control.

1/4Sorin, Ravenous Neonate
Color Indicator: White and Black
Legendary Planeswalker — Sorin

Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

+2: Create a Food token.

−1: Sorin deals damage equal to the amount of life you gained this turn to any target.

−6: Gain control of target creature. It becomes a Vampire in addition to its other types. Put a lifelink counter on it if you control a white permanent other than that creature or Sorin.

Loyalty: 3
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i played metroid: samus returns
a black and white lineart drawing of Samus Aran, a woman in power armour, kneeling. She has her right arm, her arm cannon arm, raised.
the image is captioned with the following text: 

BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
鬼神 Kill Em All 1991
I am bounty hunter
47 DEAD METROIDS
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Akroma fucking rules. She's so good at killing your opponents. Love polymorphing into this with the Jace precon, she never fails to get a reaction 🥰
Akroma, Angel of Fury
Five and red, red, red
Legendary Creature — Angel

This spell can’t be countered.

Flying, trample, protection from white and from blue

red: Akroma gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Morph three and red, red, red (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for three generic mana. Turn her face up any time for her morph cost.)

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Watermark: Echoverse
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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fortune teller cat
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 02/10/2026
hellstar.plus - DILUVIAL FLOW / laminar flow cover art by @methylcain.bsky.social song titles by @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus #bandcampfriday
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DILUVIAL FLOW / laminar flow, by hellstar.plus
2 track album
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PhyrexianHannah @phyrexianhannah.com · 01/10/2026
I made memes while almost asleep and I think I'll slow roll them out onto the skies of blue.. #mtg #magicthegathering #mtgcommander #mtgmemes
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shafer brown @shaferbrown.com · 01/10/2026
started up a majoras mask playthrough
2025 limited tone zelda fan art commission 

in grayscale on a simple stage, a two piece band plays loud dumb music. A gorons hands and sticks flutter across his drumset while a zora frontman screams into a mic, clutching a horseshoe crab fashioned into a guitar.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: and now for my cunning masterstroke - Psychosis Crawler Time Reversal! Opponent: *float a bunch of mana* Opponent: *T-Pro on outta here* Opponent: Final Showdown, wrath the board Me: ...this is why we play conqueror's flail 😔:thotful:
Time Reversal
Three, blue, blue
Sorcery

Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library, then draws seven cards. Exile Time Reversal.

“Any oaf can conquer a kingdom. It takes true power to conquer time.”
—Shai Fusan, archmagePsychosis Crawler
Five generic mana
Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Horror

Psychosis Crawler’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Whenever you draw a card, each opponent loses 1 life.

“If that brain can’t figure out the secret of the serum, then add more brains.”
—Rhmir, Hand of the Augur

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Watermark: Phyrexian
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Opened one of these in my FRA draft and i kinda wanna play it with instant speed divinations + every parasitic card advantage engine
Lyra, Tolarian Archangel
One, blue, blue
Legendary Creature — Angel Wizard

Flying

At the beginning of each end step, if you’ve drawn three or more cards this turn, create a 3/3 blue Angel creature token with flying.

Three, blue, blue: Until end of turn, whenever Lyra deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards.

Knowledge is radiance.

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Watermark: Echoverse
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Zul Ashur is such a bad bitch but she wants you to do this soooo bad and ah cannae do that to my friends
Zul Ashur, Lich Lord
One and a black
Legendary Creature — Zombie Warlock

Ward—Pay 2 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2 life.)

Tap: You may cast target Zombie creature card from your graveyard this turn.

While her foes took stock of their casualties, she ordered hers to renew the assault.

2/2Fleshbag Marauder
Two and a black
Creature — Zombie Warrior

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a creature of their choice.

3/1Accursed Marauder
One and a black
Creature — Zombie Warrior

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices a nontoken creature of their choice.

The Accursed are ever drawn to the Hekma, as though its presence provides a brief respite in their lives of eternal torment.

2/1Sothera, the Supervoid
Two, black, black
Legendary Enchantment

Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent chooses a creature they control and exiles it.

At the beginning of your end step, if a player controls no creatures, sacrifice Sothera, then put a creature card exiled with it onto the battlefield under your control with two additional +1/+1 counters on it.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pact weapon 🥰
Pact Weapon
Three and a black
Artifact — Equipment

As long as this Equipment is attached to a creature, you don’t lose the game for having 0 or less life.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, draw a card and reveal it. The creature gets +X/+X until end of turn and you lose X life, where X is that card’s mana value.

Equip—Discard a card.
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Cheap Kouch @fuckwarlock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN AND THEY HAVE SAID “I DO NOT WISH TO BE PUT ON A WATCHLIST AT THIS TIME.” PGOT NAYSH’S 2026 NAME OF THE FALL IS: GIRLIE SLAY!!! CONGRATS TO MR. SLAY FOR VANQUISHING ALL HIS OPPOSITION MOST GIRLIE-LY. SEE YOU DECEMBER 21 FOR NAME OF THE WINTER & ALSO JUST THE NEXT TIME I POST
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Cole, Johnny Mardu Cubin' @thebloodricguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
K I LIED it took longer we're live now! www.twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon
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SLOPSTREAM | Johnny Mardu's Mardu Commander Tier List | Streaming magic: the gathering.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going live on @mtglexicon.bsky.social to draft some Reality Fracture (read: put mythic rares into my shopping cart for use in commander) Come thru~ 😘😘😘 twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon
A selfie angle photo of Empress Quinn in front of faer desk. We're smiling and fully prepared to face the consequences of our draft decisions.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
we're gonna draft FRA on stream in like an hour or two. gotta shop for commanders.
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can’t criticize me I already visualized you as the unhelpful zigzag Tetris block and myself as the heroic single line block
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's says here your an *checks notes* "absolute goddess in the (spread)sheets"?
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And we're done. This was a fun project. Definitely learned a lot of good lessons, but hope I made a certain megalomaniacal dragon tyrant proud. #fanart #magicthegathering
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Medusa, Theorix Administrator @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Day 69 of posting one big guy until Kamigawa Titanbreach. I can think of no better card for the 69th day of these posts than the saviour of Christmas, groupchat mascot, and originator of the cinematic universe: Dragonhawk.
Dragonhawk, Fate's Tempest
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🌸Floofy Vixen🌸 @floofyvixen.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Lugia #pokemon #lugia #vgencomm
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Ion @violetmagician.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some more neon sign creatures
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Allen Panakal - The Watchtower @allenpanakalart.com · 27/09/2026
No matter what you decide to do in life, you're going to piss someone off - no way around it. The secret is to make sure you're mainly pissing off the people who detract from your goals. One of the most liberating things you'll learn in life is that you don't need everyone to like you to succeed.
Life tip: No matter what you decide to do in life, you're going to piss someone off - no way around it. The secret is to make sure you're mainly pissing off the people who detract from your goals. One of the most liberating things you'll learn in life is that you don't need everyone to like you to succeed.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Claimed another head 🥰🔪🔪 Zantetsuken Count: 4
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Going live with @mtglexicon.bsky.social to do it to em Shadow Dragon Style 🥷🏾🐉 Come thru~ 😘 twitch.tv/mtg_lexicon
A top down photo of my desk with my "STAND BY FOR THE VIBE CHECK" playmat. We've arranged our starting hand, deck, and commander on the playmat in a manner that is aesthetically pleasing.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A video of me ripping the bong soundtracked with crunchy trap drums, a deep reese bass, filtered piano and crystalline bells drenched in cavernous reverb, and a deep fried lead synth in the same cavern.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Weatherlight stonks keep goin up btdubz.
Weatherlight
Four generic mana
Legendary Artifact — Vehicle

Flying

Whenever Weatherlight deals combat damage to a player, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. (Artifacts, legendaries, and Sagas are historic.)

Crew 3

4/5
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Michelle Rapp ➡️ MagicCon Atlanta @kilnfiendpotter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost done.
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just chase 🎃 @manacurves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
RIP our blue boy! 💙
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#BelieveInTheCleave
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erratrix or treats @chiptune.gay · 26/09/2026
it's my birthday! I'm at least 40. if you want to do something for me, share my music around. the new one is kinda popular, but I think the older one is better erratrix.bandcamp.com/music
erratrix.bandcamp.com
erratrix
I want worse sounds, at a lower bitrate, with less polyphony tracked by queerer people, paid more to write less and I'm not kidding.
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Restoration Magic 
One white mana

Instant

Tiered (Choose one additional cost.)

• Cure — zero — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

• Cura — one — Target permanent gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 3 life.

• Curaga — three and a white — Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. You gain 6 life.
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Taran Fiddler @tfiddlerart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Atticus’s Blade 🐮🗡️✨
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, thinking about walkies: hmm 83°F, that's a little cold...
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MVPs this evening 🥰
Darksteel Angel
Nine generic mana
Artifact Creature — Angel

Flying, indestructible

You can’t lose the game and your opponents can’t win the game.

Creatures you control can’t have -1/-1 counters put on them.

An alloy of curiosity and hope; the caretaker of a gleaming plane of possibility.

4/4Shark Typhoon
One and a blue
Enchantment

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying, where X is that spell’s mana value.

Cycling X, one, and a blue 

When you cycle this card, create an X/X blue Shark creature token with flying.
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my jails :) jace nails by @feifeixiv.bsky.social 💙!!
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
41 of the top 100 commanders on edhrec die to Lightning Bolt
the words "RUN BOLT" in the style of the RUN DMC logo. the O in BOLT has been replaced with a red mana symbol and there's a lightning bolt in the background following the same pattern as the bolt in Christopher Moeller's Lightning Bolt from the magic the gathering card.
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DevLev Echoverse Observer @levdev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
moxfield.com/decks/9HEBtV... We will see how Tarmogoyf fares in current standard.
moxfield.com
Boomer Jund - Standard
A Standard deck created on Moxfield by LevDev.
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Hero's Blade Vibe Check Radio Show @hbvc-radio-mtg.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey y'all! Lyght and Medusa are back at it again. This time we yap about sphinxes a surprising amount, Naya artifacts, and how all things inevitably turn to Crab. Also, Lyght's Zacama deck is insufferable! Time to raise your blades, Heroes⚔️ open.spotify.com/episode/1kK3...
Cracked glass is shown on this episode of HBVC Radio, ep 75, with Sharuum the hegemon and Indominus Rex. Hints of other cards are seen
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One Three One Two @girldickenergy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
rolled credits on NEO: TWEWY, im cryin in the club, video games are so good
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Medusa, Theorix Administrator @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So if both of you are girls, which one of you is the Monarch and which one of you has the Initiative?
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💖gail 💖 🔜 Metaphor Chicago 🔜 GATEway @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh shit sorry for hitting you, man - in the last game i was playing the button for continue dialog is the button for melee attack in this one i'm so fucking sorry
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