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heather <3

@methylcain.bsky.social
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 1h
"is that all for you today?" "yessir" *i get his shit* "ok here those are for you!" "thank you SIR!"
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 1h
waow it's estrogen day again
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
it's don't kill yourself thursday. repost to don't kill yourself
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 6h
everybody loves heather :)
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 6h
GUILLOTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE YUH
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(Elio)tt ⭐ @starbellypeaches.bsky.social · 15h
It is so beautiful to have so much love to give
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 15h
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 15h
post drinkies protein + creatine shake 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 16h
I AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 16h
you ever have two drinks and a kids grilled cheese combo meal and start hearing death grips' "beware" in your head AND I KNOW SOON COME MY TIME FOR IN MY VOID A PALE HORSE BURNS BUT I FEAR NOT THE TIME I'M TAKEN PAST THE POINT OF NO RETURN
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 16h
@methylcain.bsky.social gets me she gets me she’s great
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skeeter longpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 17h
lesbian? more like let’s be a man
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 17h
"dude i love alcohol and the way it makes you feel" -me
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 20h
ok fess up. who unsucked my dick.
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 22h
what if i became a trained phlebotomist. what then.
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 23h
guys what should i talk about in therapy today
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they sell sex toys at fishing supply stores now?
a short wooden club meant to beat a fish to death. i won't be using it for that
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
got the day off at work for the rush concert :)
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algorithm 🌼 @drosophili.ac · 30/09/2026
it is happening again
Jamiroquai lyric "oh now there is no sound" pointed to Linux Penguin
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
good morning various queers in my phone
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sartha robosister @tesarova.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
oh no im not a christian, that's just so girls have somewhere to aim when they cum
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
✅
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SO fucking gay
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i'm Really Fucking Gay sometimes gang
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i kinda figured that maybe the intense horniness of the past x months was driven by me not having any other outlet to get my energy out but i am thrilled to say despite finding several really fun and engaging outlets to get my energy out i am still insanely horny
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
swiping on feeld and i found someone named "bee" and someone named "hive" right next to each other. love my city
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
put together a patch using almost exclusively my skiff :) (i used the grandmother for reverb cause i like it too much to not)
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
everyone say "good girl, good girl!"
the odometer in my car, it reads 269000. it's also very dusty
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
egg and cheese and sausage biscuit...
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good night beautiful trannies in my phone i hope it's a good one for you all
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ethel cain is fuckin hot goddamn
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
did my stretches too ✅ bedtime 🔜
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guys there is an aching void
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
guys who wants to celebrate one year of me being single by making me not be single anymore* *this is not a serious request for applications please refrain from abnormal behaviors but you can be a lil silly with it if you know me like that
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
some days i make progress on something and my brain goes "yay yippee woohoo!" and other days i make just as much progress on something and my brain goes [ ]
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who up reminding themselves that progress isn't linear
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
my perfect angel baby who is being so incredibly brave lately. between switching her diet several times, daily fluid injections, medications, and the stress of repeated trips to the vet this lil lady has tanked it all and is still her normal cuddly self
my c@t laying on a blanket next to the window, basking in sun
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
first print worked great, second one lost bed adhesion after a few layers and got rolled up into a petg burrito >:(
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
it's great that i'm making cool progress in the hobbies that bring me joy and meaning in life or whatever but i just wanna get some head dog
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
3d printer means faceplate for new module :3
a close up of my eurorack skiff, the focus is a thin module with a black 3d printed faceplate, two orange knobs and two jacks
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
using both windows and linux as well as both metric and imperial in the design process for my shit is diabolical actually. there's gotta be a better way (there is, i'm just too lazy to set it up right now)
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
linux can see my windows directory and access files in it but windows can't see linux?? windows is so dogshit what the hell
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
having to boot into windows for 3d printer reasons and eugh. it's so icky to me now
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my 3d printer part got here :3
a small cardboard box that says "prusa research by josef prusa prusa3d.com" as well as a bunch of other miscellaneous cardboard box text things (recycle logo etc)
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Leshen @leshen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good to have a reminder every once in a while. It's easy to do, and the problem is likely to get worse. So make it a habit.
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good morning i stayed up way too late for no reason and slept in too late for that reason. yay.
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
where is everybody
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
guys do you think i'll get a haircut someday
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mac the werebunny 🐇⚧️ @saintmac.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yall pls send maya and alanis some money theyre absolute angels and deserve it
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heather <3 @methylcain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
had a customer walk in today who from a very quick glance i thought looked very napoleon dynamite-esque and had the invasive thought of "how much trouble would i get in if i just shouted "DWEEB ALERT!" at this guy the moment he walked through the door"
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