Reposted by Christopher BakerGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10hYou guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 433112941
Reposted by Christopher BakerKirsti Miller @kirstimiller30.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I bought a six-pack of donuts when a guy next to me said, "You shouldn't eat donuts." I replied, "My grandparents parents lived to be 100." He asked, "Did they eat donuts?" I shot back, "No, they minded their own fkn business." 23922469
Reposted by Christopher Bakeramy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 03/10/2026it’s sooo funny that jesse eisenberg turned down the social network sequel but said yes to “now you see me 3” 13114182
Reposted by Christopher BakerGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers 294112254078
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Weekly reminder that Newsom is dog shit.sfgate.comNewsom vetoes a bill to regulate Big Tech's 'pervert' glassesGov. Gavin Newsom vetoed a bill that would have set rules for smart glasses. 010
Reposted by Christopher BakerBrant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Pathetic….. 1530222395791
Reposted by Christopher BakerKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tbf it also exists to subject men to ritualized abuse in order to irreparably bond them to each other so that they won’t blow the whistle on all the raping 172037326
Reposted by Christopher BakerHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134433773
Reposted by Christopher BakerJosh Ruben @joshruben.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re looking for a place to put your grief and rage, leave a voicemail . Cornell University Office of Student Conduct and Community Standards: (607) 255-4680 012254
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The All Fantasy Everything meetup in Portland tonight was pretty dope. Gave me some much needed High Plains vibes. 010
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Hello, Portland. I made it here after a very dumb day of travel. 110
Reposted by Christopher Bakeropen mike eagle @mike-eagle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Denver is a weird thing to name a dinosaur mikeeaglestinks.tumblr.com/post/8966612... 5416
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Always a bummer when a band cancels a show 2 hours before doors. I was really looking forward to working tonight. 000
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yikes. Spent too much time "looksmaxing" and not building a personality. I hope all the idiots who looked up to him realize what a sad clown he is who could only get laid by raping someone.nbcnews.com‘Looksmaxxing’ influencer Clavicular charged with rape of teen girlA Florida teenager accused Clavicular, whose real name is Braden Peters, of raping her in his family’s Massachusetts home in May 2025. 000
Reposted by Christopher BakerKasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026This is my new favorite thing. 74164515278
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Hearing Open Mike Eagle repeatedly sing about Denver the Dinosaur was a real delight at my work tonight. 020
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm flying to Portland this weekend and just got an email from Southwest with an offer to change my flight for a flight credit. The offer was to fly home two days later than planned for a $30 credit. 000
Reposted by Christopher BakerShellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Hoocoodanode that the billionaire-funded nepo baby shitweasel who vowed to destroy the billionaire tax referendum, threw trans people under the bus, and staged a photo op to steal homeless people's shit would do such a thing?! 2259
Reposted by Christopher BakerPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man 8475781752
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Bartending the Broncos game today. I’m working the bar my dear friend Tyler Campo used to always work. 011
Reposted by Christopher BakerJohn Wenzel @johnwenzel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Gen-AI is an insulting plagiarism and regurgitation machine, and there's no counter-evidence that comes even close to holding water. It steals the Library of Alexandria every second of every day and we're all supposed to cheer about it. Proud to work at the @denverpost.com 052
Reposted by Christopher BakerSeán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 15/09/2026🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸 Free Palestine, now and always 1620833
Reposted by Christopher BakerTodd Alcott @toddalcott.bsky.social · 16/09/2026So Giuliani fucks his cousin, Trump fucks children, Vance fucks couches and Patel fucks animals. Am I all caught up? 1182
Reposted by Christopher BakerHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A small point but worth noting that taxpayers spent 70+ million dollars upgrading the infrastructure surrounding Robert Kraft's stadium, in no sense should billionaires be able to dictate speech that occurs in publicly funded spaces 111388265
Reposted by Christopher Bakerkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG 190145583030
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've been making my way through a long list of movies I've somehow never seen in my life. Currently watching Roadhouse. Holy moly, Sam Elliott was the hottest man alive in that movie. 101
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Woke up at 5am today so I could get to sleep by 6:30pm so I can be rested (ha, we'll see) when I have to wake up at 2:30am to leave for the airport. See y'all in a week! 000
Reposted by Christopher BakerTawni Monster Mash-all @tawnimarshall.bsky.social · 04/09/2026If Harry Potter was a cookie, it'd be the Oreo that comes in a lunchable. You remember it fondly from your childhood, but when you open it later in life, you realize it's generic, tainted by everything else in the package, and embarrassing to consume in public. 072
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I was considering using an automated response to texts while I'm vacation, but instead chose to turn off all notifications except for my buddy I'm on the trip with and my girlfriend. No badges, no banner notifications, nothing. I want to be fully present on this trip. 100
Reposted by Christopher BakerThe Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.theverge.comThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 366201139886
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I worked 7 days straight twice in the last 16 days. I'm finally on vacation. I'm finally free. Looking forward to turning off all my notifications, not checking email and being fully present with one of my best friends in the world. I've never worked so hard for a trip. It's finally here. 000
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Today is my seventh day of work in a row. Tomorrow begins vacation. I got my dear friend Justen Howard a gig booked at my work tonight. What a perfect send off. 030
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026For one of my picture rounds for trivia tonight I did a "Guess the Marsupial" theme. I can't stop laughing at their silly little faces. 010
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Currently writing trivia for my gig tonight, then I work the next two days..... then I'm off for 10 days! I can't wait to leave Denver and unplug from life for a bit. 120
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026So through a weird series of events I technically have six jobs now. Being a bartender is exhausting. 220
Reposted by Christopher BakerAmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 29/08/2026not a single person has wondered whether dolly's life had any meaning because she didn't have any kids. it's almost like your legacy is about what YOU do with your time here.static.klipy.comMind Blown ReactionALT: Mind Blown Reaction 13371671163
Reposted by Christopher BakerChristopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Now to remember the names of the Great Lakes just remember SHAME - Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Eerie. 021
Reposted by Christopher BakerBrandy Bryant 🏳️⚧️ @inkmasterbator.bsky.social · 28/08/2026At the rate our food is being recalled under this regime in the US, the only thing left that'll be safe to eat is the rich! 02210
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Now to remember the names of the Great Lakes just remember SHAME - Superior, Huron, America, Michigan, Eerie. 021
Christopher Baker @ghostlyretreat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I've walked 123 miles in the last two months. I've lost 13.5% of my body weight since February. I'm 414 days sober. I've got three trips planned in over the next two months. Life is pretty good right now. 010
Reposted by Christopher BakerKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220357579
Reposted by Christopher BakerGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today. 226395097143