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daytime passable woman catching the commuter train

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ROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 25/09/2026
having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Voyager, but every character except Seven is a muppet
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I'll bite. What the fuck is liquid glass
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steviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
*shouting into the ear of the most beautiful man you've ever seen so he can hear me over the speakers at a white party* I SAID "MORE LIKE YEETED RIVALRY, AM I RIGHT"
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
already salivating over the Boys Will Be Girls lipsync that'll happen when Hudson and Connor guest judge an episode of a future season of Canada vs the World rigged to give a crown to, like, Rita Baga
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worm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 01/11/2025
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on itthe guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
still can't think about SOPHIE too much. it still hurts
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
the central thesis behind The Body Keeps the Score is that trauma is stored in the balls
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
I had a nightmare there was a tiny exclave of Florida in between Illinois and Wisconsin that was a relic of when Florida covered most of the eastern US, like Virginia used to. It consisted of four houses, nine golf courses, and a podiatrist’s office
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
love too live in chicago
It is going to be rainy and still 90 degrees for the next ten days
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
oh god damnit, the cool ramen place by my new apartment is vegan
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
honestly, the fucking gall to charge me $10/month for me to give YOU my food scraps for composting
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Straight man STUNS social media marketing team by speaking fluent Polari (Must Watch!!!)
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Sir it seems that our strategy of replacing all of the professional government employees and experts with internet trolls and sex offenders is not going as well as expected
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Hard at work? Or erect at the job site?
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
I stand by this btw @jerilryan.bsky.social
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
i put the homo in homonculus
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
No I’m not saying you CAN’T play online pvp games. All I’m saying is that every time a match is generated, there’s a chance it’s pitting a woman against another woman. Is that a risk you really want to take?
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
listening to women
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is where your Harry Potter money goes
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2025
i don't really know what S&P 500 futures "is" per se but i trust you all when you say the line shouldn't be doing that
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
inside of you there are two wolves and they are just constantly, constantly fucking and sucking each other
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Some Nights Da Pussy Just Hit You Like A Brick…
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Oh I didn’t know your boyfriend was moving in with you
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
my most boomer-coded opinion is that clothing stores should be required to post signs out front that state “we sell/don’t sell men’s clothing” like the surgeon general’s warning on cigarettes
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Isi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour.
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Vagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
The first problem with reading braille using your clitoral glans is one of distraction by becoming immediately very turned on.
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Close—you’re thinking of Isaac Asimov’s rules for dating his teenage daughter. Common mistake
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
🎵 she’ll be cumming like a fountain when she cuuums
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Developing my theory that “ugly hot” is a state of being distinct from “hot for an ugly person.” Andrew Scott is ugly hot. Brian Jordan Alvarez is hot for an ugly person. Rob Gronkowski synthesizes the dialectic by being both
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
For all you Trekkies out there.
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
bird app unfortunately still got the juice
Screenshot of a tweet saying “Elon boosts Nazis and says Nazi stuff constantly” and a reply from an account with a profile picture of pepe the frog saying “Like?”
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My hot take is that audible should have a filter to hide mlm romance books that were clearly written by a booktok woman for her spank bank
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
the every thing app
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Y’all aren’t listening. I NEED $4,000 for a Lamb LT150 circular sock knitting machine
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
What’s up everyone. It’s me, the guy who yelled “the Jews did not take up arms against the Germans” at Norm Finkelstein for some reason
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Voyager, but every character except Seven is a muppet
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
nationwide manhunt for the bitch who turned him in
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
quick q—why the fuck can’t I search my texts on my iPhone anymore
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
follow me for more gender hacks
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grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Bad news y’all
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