Reposted by grovaROXANNE VALENTINE @sludgepunk.itch.io · 25/09/2026having to put my doggirl GF in a muzzle at the kink meetup after last time where she went after an age regressor 1228
Reposted by grovagrova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Voyager, but every character except Seven is a muppet 111
Reposted by grovasteviebaby🫡 @steviebaby.bsky.social · 12/01/2026it is 2016. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2020. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithfuls say they just need more training. it is 2026. the cops have murdered someone in minneapolis. the dem faithf 5644641481
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 27/01/2026*shouting into the ear of the most beautiful man you've ever seen so he can hear me over the speakers at a white party* I SAID "MORE LIKE YEETED RIVALRY, AM I RIGHT" 020
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 27/01/2026already salivating over the Boys Will Be Girls lipsync that'll happen when Hudson and Connor guest judge an episode of a future season of Canada vs the World rigged to give a crown to, like, Rita Baga 110
Reposted by grovaworm adderall (feral) @wormmo.de · 01/11/2025it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony! 179108131879
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 19/08/2025the central thesis behind The Body Keeps the Score is that trauma is stored in the balls 020
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 10/07/2025I had a nightmare there was a tiny exclave of Florida in between Illinois and Wisconsin that was a relic of when Florida covered most of the eastern US, like Virginia used to. It consisted of four houses, nine golf courses, and a podiatrist’s office 030
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 21/06/2025oh god damnit, the cool ramen place by my new apartment is vegan 000
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 16/06/2025honestly, the fucking gall to charge me $10/month for me to give YOU my food scraps for composting 000
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Straight man STUNS social media marketing team by speaking fluent Polari (Must Watch!!!) 000
Reposted by grovathe hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Sir it seems that our strategy of replacing all of the professional government employees and experts with internet trolls and sex offenders is not going as well as expected 101551285
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 18/04/2025No I’m not saying you CAN’T play online pvp games. All I’m saying is that every time a match is generated, there’s a chance it’s pitting a woman against another woman. Is that a risk you really want to take? 000
Reposted by grovaJamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 16/04/2025This is where your Harry Potter money goes 7122216228
Reposted by grovalauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 07/04/2025i don't really know what S&P 500 futures "is" per se but i trust you all when you say the line shouldn't be doing that 281268113
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 06/04/2025inside of you there are two wolves and they are just constantly, constantly fucking and sucking each other 062
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 29/03/2025my most boomer-coded opinion is that clothing stores should be required to post signs out front that state “we sell/don’t sell men’s clothing” like the surgeon general’s warning on cigarettes 110
Reposted by grovaIsi Baehr-Breen @isibb.bsky.social · 22/03/2025So we’ve got two competing schools of what the Democratic Party should do next. One of them is hosting the largest political rallies in history in places like New Hampshire and Arizona, and the other one just got $120 million from Silicon Valley and is on a book tour. 12498931721
Reposted by grovaVagina Museum @vaginamuseum.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The first problem with reading braille using your clitoral glans is one of distraction by becoming immediately very turned on. 81083191
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 27/02/2025Close—you’re thinking of Isaac Asimov’s rules for dating his teenage daughter. Common mistake 010
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 09/02/2025Developing my theory that “ugly hot” is a state of being distinct from “hot for an ugly person.” Andrew Scott is ugly hot. Brian Jordan Alvarez is hot for an ugly person. Rob Gronkowski synthesizes the dialectic by being both 010
Reposted by grovaMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 22/01/2025For all you Trekkies out there. 6468121622
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 28/12/2024My hot take is that audible should have a filter to hide mlm romance books that were clearly written by a booktok woman for her spank bank 110
Reposted by grovaBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/12/2024When I said I would do anything for my family and my country I only meant stuff I already like doing, like shooting guns for instance. If I have to do something annoying like conserve resources then obviously I'm not willing to do that 346248782
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Y’all aren’t listening. I NEED $4,000 for a Lamb LT150 circular sock knitting machine 010
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 13/12/2024What’s up everyone. It’s me, the guy who yelled “the Jews did not take up arms against the Germans” at Norm Finkelstein for some reason 010
grova @ggrrovva.bsky.social · 09/12/2024quick q—why the fuck can’t I search my texts on my iPhone anymore 110