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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

(to self in mirror) im not mad, im just disappointed

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

aren’t we all just avoiding life while waiting for life

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I guess I'm pleased to see that The OA is on here at all, but where the hell is Dark? And Breaking Bad was good but #1?? So many better contenders just in this trash list 🚮

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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 24/09/2026

No one even has a five for this family of seven. But I'll keep asking as a way of bearing witness to the abandonment. chuffed.org/project/1232...

A colorful graphic. The background is textured like craft paper, and the page is covered in colorful pink and purple crayon hearts. In the center is the text “help Retaj live” in crayon and marker lettering. In the corner is the link tinyurl.com/helpretaj

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i need a baby bjorn so i can carry my sleepy cat around while i do chores

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet

5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

this makes me not want to eat macaroni and cheese lol. i don't think that was what they intended, but honestly it's 2026 so i could believe just about anything

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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Explaincars Drama: given recent oil price increases, many airlines are now milking passengers in flight - with the milk being turned into biofuel. Passengers who are milked can apply for up to 2% off of their next booking.

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me

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la li lu le lo @olololu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

and yet the pet shop mysteriously could not operate this "google" you speak of it's just incredible!

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

also dying at it being in fuckin Cincinnati LMAO of course it was in ohio baby

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

mistaking this thing for a mimic octopus is like mixing up a baseball and a hand grenade

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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026

this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i can't decide if i'd rather print this on the front or the back of a pair of underwear

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

some days I think my life might be improved by running head-first into the nearest brick wall

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

just found a jumping spider hopping up my leg and i did NOT freak out but gently shepherded it to the ground. i feel like i'm approaching being able to call myself "formerly-arachnophobic". in the ballpark at least

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

seeing a freshly molted bug next to it's old shell feels like an omen good luck lil guy

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

my past self from high school probably thought we'd be done making these jokes by now, but then again my high school self hoped bush was as bad as we'd let it get lol

Buzz flying and holding Woody in the scene from the end of Toy Story 1. Woody says "Buzz, we missed the truck!" and Buzz replies "We're not aiming for the truck..."
Turns out they were aiming for the heart of American commerce on Sept 11th, 2001.

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

welp just dumped a metric fuck load of cayenne in my macaroni instead of chili powder so if this is it, it was nice knowing you all lol

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

thank heaven! violent incidents at schools are such a scary thing to be involved with in any way.

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

i see the mods of r/horse have been bought by Big Horse, sickening

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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 09/09/2026

I don't think we talk enough about how this straight up violence. Deregulation of a food supply, especially in a country where millions cannot adequately access Healthcare or take sick time off of work is fucking violent

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

hm, work systems are down, let's see what's on bsky *scrolls* "AI will kill us all" "AI will absolutely not kill us all" "everyone in AI is lying before the IPO" yeah im gonna go do laundry and stare at the wall

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

pores so clear i can detect changes in your mana from all the way over here

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

washing your face so good it feels like someone turned up the volume on it

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

the bluesky popularity contest is pretty funny to me. i fear the potential for enormous crashouts it presents

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

does anyone even believe the jobs reports anymore? it's just so obviously glazing bullshit that'll just get adjusted down by like tens of thousands in 4 months

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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Puppy and flower

Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

i'd definitely say this thrift shop was near an area with a lot of folks that might shop at an anthropologie, you might be on to something haha

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

call a doctor, this man has been roasted lmfao

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

almost bought this ominous cup at the thrift shop (i opted for trashy coffee mugs instead)

a small white ceramic cup. in bold black capital letters is printed "QUENCH." Quench what???

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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

the extent to which many, many people with a deep interest in yayoi kusama are only now finding out about her racism really speaks to an institution's ability to protect the people it deems worthy of protecting. the mind reels.

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

was made aware of some truly awful racist shit that kusama said, so deleted that post. she apparently apologized but decades later. i can't comment on what's in a person's heart, but what took so long? anyways i won't be having any of that on my page where people i care about and respect can see

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

over 330 million books sent to children. there's a lot of ways you could measure a life spent, but to me, deciding to use a bunch of your success and money to improve childhood literacy instead of what every other rich jerk does is titanic. we have lost an angel among us.

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

holy shit waiting rooms are a fucking train wreck anymore. we got one lady tunelessly humming for everyone and another boomer gramps answering all his phone calls on speaker

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

anyways i haven't eaten solid food since friday and objects around me are starting to transform into large, delicious meals like im a looney toon

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

i thought up so many more shit posts while prepping for my colonoscopy but i didn't want to gross out the last 5 people that still interact with me lol

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

this colonoscopy prep has given me a whole new appreciation for the phrase "blow it out your ass"

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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!

Frogs chilling inside the frog sauna. It's basically just a black masonry brick

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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

the number of times i have tried to spell "of" with a v just automatically like what lol

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skinskin @skinskintainan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

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