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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス)

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she/they a little bit dumb depressed but incurably optimistic Bluesky's Biggest Creepy Nuts Fan (self-awarded) i don't like capitalism or ice. 日本語を学んで、時々日本語のポストを書きます。 ACNH Dream Address: DA-2738-8916-3184

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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aren’t we all just avoiding life while waiting for life
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Dr. Divya (🔔 logged out) @divyampersaud.com · 24/09/2026
No one even has a five for this family of seven. But I'll keep asking as a way of bearing witness to the abandonment. chuffed.org/project/1232...
A colorful graphic. The background is textured like craft paper, and the page is covered in colorful pink and purple crayon hearts. In the center is the text “help Retaj live” in crayon and marker lettering. In the corner is the link tinyurl.com/helpretaj
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i need a baby bjorn so i can carry my sleepy cat around while i do chores
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Explaincars Drama: given recent oil price increases, many airlines are now milking passengers in flight - with the milk being turned into biofuel. Passengers who are milked can apply for up to 2% off of their next booking.
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
low-poly espurr (pokemon) with a childlike face, big round eyes, and a blank expression captioned "i frew up"
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
having fun with a new toy today
spacey looking low-poly pansage (pokemon) captioned "rovy wade"low-poly sudowoodo (pokemon) making this face :[ and captioned "I regret logging on"tight zoom on low-poly gengar's grinning face captioned "im shitting in your chimney"
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An energy weapon (work computer) is beaming harmful rays (emails) at me
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la li lu le lo @olololu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
mistaking this thing for a mimic octopus is like mixing up a baseball and a hand grenade
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026
this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i can't decide if i'd rather print this on the front or the back of a pair of underwear
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
some days I think my life might be improved by running head-first into the nearest brick wall
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
just found a jumping spider hopping up my leg and i did NOT freak out but gently shepherded it to the ground. i feel like i'm approaching being able to call myself "formerly-arachnophobic". in the ballpark at least
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
seeing a freshly molted bug next to it's old shell feels like an omen good luck lil guy
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my past self from high school probably thought we'd be done making these jokes by now, but then again my high school self hoped bush was as bad as we'd let it get lol
Buzz flying and holding Woody in the scene from the end of Toy Story 1. Woody says "Buzz, we missed the truck!" and Buzz replies "We're not aiming for the truck..."
Turns out they were aiming for the heart of American commerce on Sept 11th, 2001.
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
welp just dumped a metric fuck load of cayenne in my macaroni instead of chili powder so if this is it, it was nice knowing you all lol
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my patio looks very Ponyo right now
A patio garden with a tall fence and several green and vivid plants. It is raining and the patio appears to be flooded nearly to the doorway.
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Phoenix Calida @phoenixcalida.latinsky.app · 09/09/2026
I don't think we talk enough about how this straight up violence. Deregulation of a food supply, especially in a country where millions cannot adequately access Healthcare or take sick time off of work is fucking violent
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
hm, work systems are down, let's see what's on bsky *scrolls* "AI will kill us all" "AI will absolutely not kill us all" "everyone in AI is lying before the IPO" yeah im gonna go do laundry and stare at the wall
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
washing your face so good it feels like someone turned up the volume on it
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
the bluesky popularity contest is pretty funny to me. i fear the potential for enormous crashouts it presents
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
does anyone even believe the jobs reports anymore? it's just so obviously glazing bullshit that'll just get adjusted down by like tens of thousands in 4 months
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Puppy and flower
Drawing of a puppy and a flower with the caption; "You deserve a life you aren't constantly recovering from"
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
call a doctor, this man has been roasted lmfao
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
almost bought this ominous cup at the thrift shop (i opted for trashy coffee mugs instead)
a small white ceramic cup. in bold black capital letters is printed "QUENCH." Quench what???
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
was made aware of some truly awful racist shit that kusama said, so deleted that post. she apparently apologized but decades later. i can't comment on what's in a person's heart, but what took so long? anyways i won't be having any of that on my page where people i care about and respect can see
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
over 330 million books sent to children. there's a lot of ways you could measure a life spent, but to me, deciding to use a bunch of your success and money to improve childhood literacy instead of what every other rich jerk does is titanic. we have lost an angel among us.
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
holy shit waiting rooms are a fucking train wreck anymore. we got one lady tunelessly humming for everyone and another boomer gramps answering all his phone calls on speaker
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
anyways i haven't eaten solid food since friday and objects around me are starting to transform into large, delicious meals like im a looney toon
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
this colonoscopy prep has given me a whole new appreciation for the phrase "blow it out your ass"
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Biollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
If you're backyard is close to water, consider building a frog sauna to help treat chytrid!
Frogs chilling inside the frog sauna. It's basically just a black masonry brick
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
the number of times i have tried to spell "of" with a v just automatically like what lol
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skinskin @skinskintainan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#Stunday #ECK 保安路から見た夕焼け #art #photo #photography #sunset #evening #cityscape #LightAndShadow #Tainan ©️skinskin
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
i think 2026 might be one of those "what doesn't kill you makes you stronger" years for me im tired boss
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Lake Erie! Live! @lake-erie.live · 06/08/2026
Current* conditions near Lakewood, OH:
View looking WSW from neighboring Lakewood OH over Lake Erie to the Cleveland skyline. // Image captured at: 2026-08-06 10:54:05 UTC (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: earthcam.com // Current Temp in Lakewood: 68 F | 20 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: SW at 7 mph | 11 kph // Humidity: 90%
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
All the people who are anti-Chadley or want to mute Chadley, I have one question: If Chadley disappeared tomorrow, could you still get through Final Fantasy VII without him or the Chadley menu? Imagine Chadley was suddenly banned. Would you actually be willing to give him up?
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titsay 𓆏 @titsay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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朝日新聞 @asahi.com · 28/07/2026
「前の地震より暴力的だ」「シュー」と傾く煙突 最大震度7の熊本
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「前の地震より暴力的だ」「シュー」と傾く煙突 最大震度7の熊本:朝日新聞
最大震度7の地震が28日に発生した熊本では、10年前にも震度7の地震がありました。再び大きな揺れに見舞われた熊本から、現地の声をお伝えします。■余震が心配「今夜はすぐに避難できるように」 熊本・益城…
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 28/07/2026
remember to leave a ticket on your eyes for the ferryman
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
just passed an 80s model year Chevy S10 pickup with fuckin historic vehicle license plates lmao
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ive always been a fan of the wetrooms. like the backrooms, but i actually want to linger there for a few hours or maybe years
a white plastered hallway with aqua colored pool tile on the floor, which is partially filled with a few feet of clear-bluish water. a bright sunbeam enters from a skylight out of view, illuminating a square patch of pool and causing reflected light to sparkle on the hallway ceiling a corner of a white plastered room with high walls and is filled like a pool with clear-bluish water. it looks pretty deep but you can still see the bottom. a bit of bright blue sky and the top of a tree are visible through a large open skylighta white painted room with a few sunken accent lights in the ceiling and about a foot or so of clear-bluish water
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
damn it to hell now i have to change my banner
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
so 1. kool aid man and 2. the noid are my obvious choices. my man 3. chuck e cheese deals with dozens of toddlers daily and is not afraid, and 4. big boy just has that primo malevolent energy you need to round out the team
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fredrin @fredrin.megatokyo.com · 19/07/2026
Did I used to try harder?
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
nothing quite like standing under a tree in the pouring rain to really make you feel like nobody gives a shit about you
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing: New Horizons. This will surprise no one who knows me or has visited my ACNH island.
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GetYourKix (KC/kix/キックス) @getyourkix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
not exactly new for the US to get all war-crimey, but man the admin is reaching new lows of vile day by day
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