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ℊesslar

@gesslar.dev
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 05/10/2026
Why does James Gunn look like a daddy Colonel Sanders
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the eclair is the hot dog of dessert
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
Same.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Un projet. Une évaluation. Un an. Notre gouvernement vient de déposer le projet de loi visant à bâtir un Canada fort.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
I am the only one I know who is addicted to watching reaction videos. I can chew up earbud and phone battery without realising time has passed.
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Lance Smith 🎨🪶 @lancesmithart.com · 21/09/2026
Introduction: My name is Lance, I’m a Cherokee artist in South Dakota. I will share my spiritual paintings and works on this account, likes/reposts & follows are much appreciated. 🙏🏼 #art #indigenousart #artistintroduction #native #nativepride #indigenous #native #nativeamerican #painting #acrylic
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Ok fine, but this was funny.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Why did I pick tonight to return to bsky. So many sports posts. So few cat posts.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BREAKING: Prime Minister Mark Carney Wins Trade War by Beating Donald Trump with a Rock
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 03/10/2025
Ok, hear me out. "Holding out for a Hero," but it's homo instead of hero. He's gotta be strong, He's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
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Chop the Viking @pixelheim.com · 25/06/2025
Holy crap. I just found out today that one of my favorite books about game design got its rights reverted back to the author, so they are giving it away for free. Dr. Richard Bartle’s Designing Virtual Worlds mud.co.uk/dvw/
mud.co.uk
Designing Virtual Worlds
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/06/2025
How is it that #Kubuntu is _still_ the superior distro???
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Craig F @cfoh.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It really is odd how controversial this position seems to be with some folks. 🤔
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"Not on the list? Do you know who I am??" Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
A cat standing in the back window of a fancy black car, peering over the clipboard of a man in some kind of maintenance or security uniform. A cat or panther tattoo appears to be visible on the man’s upper arm peeking out from under the sleeve.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop
Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 23/02/2025
🤮🤮🤮
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/02/2025
These notifications will never not be hilarious to me. Block me? IDGAF Drama moderation list? Lmfao 'k
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
cool as hell
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 12/02/2025
High thoughts while not being high: always and never are the same thing.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 06/02/2025
You see this, spammers? This is how it's done.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 05/02/2025
I need this like I cannot express and you could not believe.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 04/02/2025
🙄
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/02/2025
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan theonion.com/fritola...
Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 30/01/2025
NordVPN launches new “revolutionary” censorship-resistant VPN protocol
techradar.com
NordVPN launches new “revolutionary” censorship-resistant VPN protocol
NordWhisper is designed to work against the most challenging network filtering techniques
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 29/01/2025
Relatable
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 29/01/2025
@lukelukeluke.bsky.social I am guessing that you've seen this? www.mentalfloss.com/mushroom-pla... Before two days ago, I literally had a sum total of zero ppl who might have appreciated this. 😂
mentalfloss.com
Watch a Mushroom Play a Keyboard Through Electronic Sensors
Discover how Bionic and the Wires are turning fungi into electronic musicians.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 23/01/2025
the onion is officially blueskys most trusted source of news
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
A web developer has created and released an infinitely generating "tar pit" designed to trap AI training bots in an endless maze: "Just me unleashing shear unadulterated rage at how things are going" www.404media.co/developer-cr...
404media.co
Developer Creates Infinite Maze That Traps AI Training Bots
"Nepenthes generates random links that always point back to itself - the crawler downloads those new links. Nepenthes happily just returns more and more lists of links pointing back to itself."
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Lyric Rivera | NeuroDivergent Rebel @neurodivergentrebel.substack.com · 24/01/2025
Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don’t have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years azmirror.com/2025/01/24/r...
azmirror.com
Reports of Navajo people being detained in immigration sweeps sparks concern from tribal leaders
The DOJ argued in court that Indigenous people don't have birthright citizenship, even though they have for 100 years
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Recipe book cover mockup. Vibrant photo of food ona slate grey counter. Tomatoes, limes, street tacos, a red enamel skillet with beans, chili peppers, salsa, corn tortillas stuffed with picadillo. A graphic effect in the center appears to reveal text by tearing this photo. The text reads "HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED Authentic ethnic flavors for bigots who don't deserve them"
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 27/01/2025
😏
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Li Chen @exocomics.com · 23/01/2025
new thing!
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 27/01/2025
I beg your finest pardon. 🤨
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Programmer Humor @404.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
We need a kickass wordpress theme though.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 27/01/2025
I asked #ChatGPT, with which I have an ongoing project, if it were able to construct a technical diagram, such as a flow chart describing the job process of my app. These are the results. I am not going to bother adding alt text. It's... well, sorry.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 25/01/2025
The best thing about cat posts is that invariably, if you click into one, there are even MORE cats in the comments. 😻😻😻
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 25/01/2025
Ahhhh @wesbos.com is here!!! 😻😻😻
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God @thegodshow.com · 23/01/2025
Thou shalt accept that DEI didn't hold your career back -- you're just mid, bro.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 25/01/2025
This tracks
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 25/01/2025
I need to stop going on Reddit 😭😭😭
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Captain Ishminky 🫡 @captainishminky.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
ACTUALLY.......ACTUALLY THO PINAPPLE ON PIZZA IS PRETTY GOOD.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 24/01/2025
I don't typically post political things, and as an (grateful) outsider, I have a question. If Drumpf is an asshole and doing asshole things, does that mean he's doing butt stuff?
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Have you never seen a baby Lumpfish? Well, today is your lucky day!
a tiny teeny green baby lumpfish on top of a finger
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 24/01/2025
Yep. Solved, however, by staying home. 🤷🏼
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 24/01/2025
Wheeee! Nice one!
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