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ℊesslar

@gesslar.dev
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 05/10/2026
Why does James Gunn look like a daddy Colonel Sanders
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 02/10/2026
Omg my brain interpreted the ears as the other foreleg and I thought the cat was dabbing
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 02/10/2026
Those are really pretty!!!
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 02/10/2026
Is it mind boggling?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him theonion.com/man-who-lost-everythin…
Man Who Lost Everything In Crypto Just Wishes Several Thousand More People Had Warned Him
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 02/10/2026
So you're saying there's a game for my husband where flailing about uhh skillfully is an asset?
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 02/10/2026
NGL I still don't get what shitposting is. Like, is it inflammatory posts? Stupid shit? Not that those differ that greatly in practice.
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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the eclair is the hot dog of dessert
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
Monitoring? Probably not. Monetising? For sure.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
IDGI
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
Same.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Un projet. Une évaluation. Un an. Notre gouvernement vient de déposer le projet de loi visant à bâtir un Canada fort.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
I wonder if it would be any cheaper without tariffs
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/09/2026
I am the only one I know who is addicted to watching reaction videos. I can chew up earbud and phone battery without realising time has passed.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Hmm. Have you considered modifying your order?
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Thank you for using autumnal rather than fallular.
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Lance Smith 🎨🪶 @lancesmithart.com · 21/09/2026
Introduction: My name is Lance, I’m a Cherokee artist in South Dakota. I will share my spiritual paintings and works on this account, likes/reposts & follows are much appreciated. 🙏🏼 #art #indigenousart #artistintroduction #native #nativepride #indigenous #native #nativeamerican #painting #acrylic
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Funny, because I was thinking how summer barely even made it to 30 at all this year.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Ok fine, but this was funny.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Why did I pick tonight to return to bsky. So many sports posts. So few cat posts.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Snow.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Uh. My room is desk + bed + miscellany. One of those is winning. Decidedly.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/09/2026
Clearly they see an opportunity for better quality bad ideas toward the south.
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
BREAKING: Prime Minister Mark Carney Wins Trade War by Beating Donald Trump with a Rock
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 03/10/2025
Ok, hear me out. "Holding out for a Hero," but it's homo instead of hero. He's gotta be strong, He's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight.
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Chop the Viking @pixelheim.com · 25/06/2025
Holy crap. I just found out today that one of my favorite books about game design got its rights reverted back to the author, so they are giving it away for free. Dr. Richard Bartle’s Designing Virtual Worlds mud.co.uk/dvw/
mud.co.uk
Designing Virtual Worlds
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/06/2025
Although, shout out to #AnduinOS for being pretty slick.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/06/2025
How is it that #Kubuntu is _still_ the superior distro???
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 23/03/2025
Well, only in French provinces.
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Craig F @cfoh.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
It really is odd how controversial this position seems to be with some folks. 🤔
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"Not on the list? Do you know who I am??" Photo from my collection, ca. 1970s.
A cat standing in the back window of a fancy black car, peering over the clipboard of a man in some kind of maintenance or security uniform. A cat or panther tattoo appears to be visible on the man’s upper arm peeking out from under the sleeve.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 01/03/2025
I haven't seen a single Rocky. It's not my thing. But, I'm not American, either.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop
Andrew Tate Grabs Some Romanians From Airport Gift Shop
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 28/02/2025
Me at any social gathering since I hit 45
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 23/02/2025
🤮🤮🤮
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/02/2025
I only get blocked by nobodies 🤨
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 22/02/2025
This is one of my favourite movies. I can't wait for the new one!
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
It's the weekend, baby
Voyager scene. Seven of Nine (tertiary adjunct of unimatrix 01) is pictured. She has a dolphin shaped metal robotic implant around her left eye because she is a borgs. Closed caption reads, "Fun will now commence."
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 21/02/2025
These notifications will never not be hilarious to me. Block me? IDGAF Drama moderation list? Lmfao 'k
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
cool as hell
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 18/02/2025
I follow cos you're hot. Or something.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 18/02/2025
Good, we can still be casual, passing internet acquaintances.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 17/02/2025
Some do. So don't. Even grosser, is I hear Muricans put ketchup on eggs. 🤮
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 13/02/2025
6'1" is average? Where? The Netherlands?
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 12/02/2025
High thoughts while not being high: always and never are the same thing.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 06/02/2025
You see this, spammers? This is how it's done.
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 06/02/2025
Ok I'm a little envious
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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ℊesslar @gesslar.dev · 05/02/2025
I need this like I cannot express and you could not believe.
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