Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026As it's National Poetry Day, I'll punt this one again There once was a young man from Harrow Who tried to have sex with a sparrow The sparrow said "no, you can't have a go because the hole in my arse is too narrow" 1206
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave 426668
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026🎶Egrets, I've had a few Which is why I'm banned🎶 🎶From the zoo-be-doo-be-doo🎶 Frank Sinatra: Singer Ornithophile Pervert 093
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The hardest part of getting a job as a fluffer was beating off the competition. 1112
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 08/09/2026"If the doors of perception are cleansed, you can make a start on the windows, and make sure you get right in the corners." William Blake's mum. 1976 - 1978. 0131
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 02/09/2026It was all the entertainment a teenager like me could wish for 120
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 28/08/2026'70s football: when men were so tough, they'd play with the head of a decapitated skier. 1165
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Thank you. I've never actually built anything before, so I'm quite proud of my little effort! 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026And Sonny Terry, and Brownie McGee. Organised and managed by Joe Boyd. It's all in tlhis book 010
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I'm sorry, I haven't been well recently. I went to Twitter and I think I might have caught something 4163
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I remember seeing this on a Granada TV programme years ago. It's utterly wonderful 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Last client of the week cancelled. So there's nothing else for it but to retreat to the shed and ponder the rainfall #shed #shedlife #shedwardwoodwood 060
Reposted by GeraintBeau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 19/08/2026An unlikely superhero, to be sure… 2386
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026My thoughts exactly. It never fails to lift my spirits, though 011
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear a song from the soundtrack in your head 5150
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I see what you did there, but I'll resist the temptation to become embroyalled in further punnage 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Although mooses aren't indigenous to all parts of Canada, they can be found elkswhere 3658
Reposted by GeraintGlennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 06/08/2026"My dog does magic tricks." "Really? What breed is he?" "He's a labracadabrador." 1369
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Bastards. I'm at the venue - no takers for my spare ticket, though 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Exactly. They closed the resale site 3 hours early too. 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026When it's finished, I would be delighted to be considered for this 120
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Happier times - when it was possible to do this sort of thing without getting arrested, or shot. 010
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026I'll probably end up going down the traditional route of home brew, pornography, and spiders 120
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Between both our ancestors, I think the economy was well and truly propped up! 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It will be when I figure out what to keep in it. At the moment it's just storing all my new shed building equipment 110
Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I used to prefer cul de sac, but I've resigned myself to dead end these days 020
