Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Missing all those tackles because they had to say ‘excuse me’ first 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Good lord, McClatchy just laid off three of the Centre Daily Times’ five news reporters newsguild.org/mcclatchy-la...newsguild.orgMcClatchy laid off 30% of its unionized workers; here’s how local coverage will suffer | The NewsGuild - TNG-CWA 002
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Both Sandler lines, Nealon’s satisfaction with Brocktoon, should we kill him?, Farley’s explanation, shouldn’t have been that close, asking Meadows if he’s a Brocktoon fan seconds after they picked the name, fan letter on a death certificate, learned that the hard way, big jar in the basement 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 09/09/2026This is, to me, the best SNL sketch. I could talk about for at least an hour. Phil Hartman, obviously, but there are like 15 other great moments 100
Reposted by Geoff RushtonAlan Sepinwall @sepinwall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You know who we don't talk enough about? Brocktoon.youtube.comMr. Belvedere Fan Club - Saturday Night LiveYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 1716023
Reposted by Geoff RushtonClue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 06/09/2026We finally have a statement about that highly controversial ending, sir Great. What layout and font should we use? Definitely “back cover of a 1980s young adult mystery paperback” 128811
Reposted by Geoff RushtonDarian Somers @stuffsomerssays.com · 22/07/2026The 21st day of Penn State's athletics year was embarrassing. buff.ly/azTgDrSstuffsomerssays.comJust 21 Days Into The Athletic Year, Penn State Athletics WhiffsLet's hope the next 344 are better. 112
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Multiple fire companies on the scene of a fire this afternoon at the Alpha Zeta fraternity house near Rec Hall on the Penn State campus www.statecollege.com/articles/loc... 020
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I have no idea how people like this make it through the day without a baby sitter. 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026I don’t think Snoopy ever said this. I doubt he would even think about any of this. 000
Reposted by Geoff RushtonThe Onion @theonion.com · 06/05/2026“This is gonna sound crazy, but I swear to God, I keep seeing a green dancing bear on the field,” said Adolis García theonion.comTerrified Adolis García Wondering If Anyone Else Can See Phillie PhanaticPHILADELPHIA—Attempting to remain calm while the massive green creature gyrated on top of the dugout, a terrified Adolis García reportedly asked teammates Tuesday if anyone else could see the Phillie ... 10958124
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026“Cappadonna opened a clothing store in the Johnstown Galleria Mall” is a real thing that happened recently. www.wtaj.com/news/the-tri...wtaj.comWu-Tang Clan member sets up shop in Johnstown GalleriaJOHNSTOWN, Pa. (WTAJ) — A Wu-Tang Clan rapper, Darryl Hill, a.k.a. Cappadonna, opened a clothing store in The Johnstown Galleria Mall. According to our media partners at the Tribune-Democrat, the o… 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Don’t often see protests in the streets in Bellefonte www.statecollege.com/articles/loc...statecollege.comAnti-ICE Protesters Take to the Street in Downtown BellefonteAbout 50 demonstrators took their protest against Immigration and Customs Enforcement into the street in downtown Bellefonte on Wednesday night. The 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 07/03/2026This place has no college wrestling juice. Can’t find any unhinged Iowa fans crying on here about Rocco Welsh 010
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Glad to see this happening and excited for the opportunity to inform a lot of people they’ve been misspelling and mispronouncing Hiester Street www.statecollege.com/articles/com...statecollege.comA Downtown State College Street Will Transform Into a 'Pop-Up Park' This SummerA long-discussed idea to turn a downtown State College street into a seasonal pedestrian plaza will come to fruition this summer. "East End Social" will 010
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This show is pretty good! And Penn State ties into the new episode. (The title is “Nittany Means Big.”) Pretty much nothing they mention about PSU is correct (it doesn’t matter) but they have a fake Daily Collegian front page from 1993 that oddly seems to be very accurately designed. 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Another record-setting year for Penn State’s student-run THON and its efforts to support pediatric cancer patients and research. www.statecollege.com/articles/tho...statecollege.comTHON 2026 Raises Record $18.8 MillionAnother year, another record-setting fundraising total for Penn State's THON and its efforts to support pediatric cancer patients and research. THON 2026 031
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 15/02/2026I just realized it was on before the dunk contest started and I cannot believe NBA All-Star Saturday Night is not only not in prime time but started at 2 pm local time. 120
Reposted by Geoff RushtonPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 09/02/2026“Mr. Beast Salesforce ad” - they’re calling it the least appealing phrase ever assembled in any language. They finally did it 547079868
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Gavin McKenna is no longer facing a felony assault charge www.statecollege.com/articles/loc...statecollege.comDA Withdraws Felony Assault Charge Against Gavin McKennaPenn State hockey star Gavin McKenna is no longer facing the most serious charge stemming from an altercation in downtown State College on Saturday. After 001
Reposted by Geoff RushtonBill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 31/01/2026this will be framed for me like that one picture of jesus that every catholic grandma has 1212
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Hope BTN shows more of that dipshit screaming in the crowd instead of paying attention to stuff like Gavin McKenna scoring a tying goal. 000
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Might even get the coveted 0.0/10.0 Robert Pollard rating from Pitchfork en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relaxat...en.wikipedia.orgRelaxation of the Asshole - Wikipedia 010
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 20/01/2026The beginning of that was so rehearsed and weird 010
Reposted by Geoff RushtonLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 17/01/2026BREAKING: This dog is named Susan From Accounting 279133572435
Reposted by Geoff Rushtonphylan @phylan.website · 11/01/2026[Al Michaels calling the kick return from Dark Knight Rises] would you look at that. meanwhile you got uh. Ward. how do you figure 192366317
Reposted by Geoff RushtonScott Marks @bizarchive.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Trey's thoughts on Bobby's passing 635153
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 26/12/2025No, but many of these people are just learning about the downtown McDonald’s and its surrounding dump of a block being torn down. Others were aware and just have renewed outrage. 020
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Some of the worst commentary on the internet can be found in a Penn State alumni Facebook group whenever they find out about a building in downtown State College being demolished. 140
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 14/12/2025Indiana now has as many Heisman winners as and more playoff appearances than Penn State. What a world 2225
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Here’s the thing about Notre Dame being left out of the playoff: It is very funny and good and it makes me happy. 020
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Can’t believe this guy is going to be Penn State’s new head coach. Great hire. You got lucky, Pat Kraft 010
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 24/11/2025Is there one single Penn State player or coach who gives a shit that Matt Rhule will not be the next head coach there? 071
Geoff Rushton @geoffrushton.bsky.social · 26/10/2025I thought they looked gross in the commercial. That photo is a is a thousand times worse. What do they even taste like? 100