Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I was deep into studying the Burma Railway at university before learning of an identical scenario in WWI when Turkey tried to build one in Iraq, with slave labour killing thousands of POWs just the same 030
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I heard that his dad was Saturn More like King Nepotune 000
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Even then… if I smash a shop window and hoist a jerry can, the reporting won’t read that “some legal experts have suggested that arson may be prohibited”. Laws in their intention are broadly understood. 011
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The current US government is buying TV ads telling people to vote for them, which is very much illegal. The NYT reporting phrases this as “Some ethics experts have argued that the Trump administration is violating federal laws”. Newspapers are useless when they don’t say what is happening. 391
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s a combo of the worst uninformed people and the worst exploiters who secretly know better. Everyone should let each of them know what shitheels they are on a daily basis 010
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026This is the greatest comment ever written on a poetry site 020
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“Why, he’s brown as a berry” What fucken berries are brown, Enid Blyton 180
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Yep, disrupting terrible people who do shitty things is good regardless of the details 0121
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Legitimately just had to explain to an American the Australian differences between ratbag, ratshit, ratarsed, and ratfucked 2210
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Does this mean we now have to include Grover when thanking first responders 120
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026It’s… ClownTown (not that, please don’t make me be close to clowns) 020
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Was literally making this joke offline with some friends drunk a few days ago, great / horrifying to know that there are similarly cursed minds 120
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I didn’t get Rocky Horror when I first saw it years ago. Then saw a screening recently in a dilapidated Portuguese castle, which was perfect, and the whole thing clicked, the daring and the signficance. What stood out most was Tim Curry’s delivery - immaculate. Well played. 0120
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Amazing! I started doing this a couple of years ago. Didn’t see it through the full 11 seasons or whatever, but perhaps I’ll start again and write about it. 220
Reposted by Geoff Lemon 🍋Natalie Bennett @nataliegreenpeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Powerful and important letter about artificial so-called intelligence from Sheila Hayman from Minderoo Centre for Technology and Democracy, University of Cambridge, in the FT today 14487264
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I like “we took civet” as a phrase. Very elegant. Can apply as desired. 010
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 22/08/2026ONLINE WATER DIVINER: “I hope this email finds your well” 0110
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Like, of course reality TV is confected, but the fundamental draw of it has always been the shame and thrill that those are real people doing the confected thing 010
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026and the moment, months later, when I realised that because those ghouls pursue the cursed person, unceasing, for life, the fact I could not stop thinking about them meant they were also pursuing me for life 100
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 17/08/2026hardest agree I’ve ever had on this website. First couple of eps were stunning, last couple were a hot mess, but that sequence created a fear like nothing before on television 110
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026A century after the rise of Hitler, Nazi relics that we thought vanished forever instead reappear during the dystopian damage wrought by climate change… The lead in the writers room throws a book at my head 0143
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Hahaha, totally fair! Like seeing a Tyler or a Cody or something - warning signs I expected that movie to be dogshit for many reasons, but it had its charms. (The sequel, not so much) 000
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The actor and character are Asian, he’s supposed to be from Scorpion’s bloodline. And the movie is great fun 100
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Conflicted! The previous one was a surprise favourite, it was unexpectedly witty as well as having the Scorpion-Subzero epic. This one, the game dynamics were fun, but the script aside from Kano felt like LLM shit. 010
Reposted by Geoff Lemon 🍋Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/08/2026Emily Wilson gets one more piece on The Odyssey and then she needs to move on and let us know what she thinks about Mallrats 41602183
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Ah, it takes out a lot of the human error! And replaces it with deranged machine error. 090
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026It has been genuinely fascinating to watch how instantly and thoroughly Argentina became hated by neutrals at the World Cup. www.patreon.com/geofflemon/p...patreon.comArgentina, global enemy | Geoff LemonThe first article I ever wrote about sport was on Argentinian football. Nothing analytical, I don’t know the sport like that, but living in 2143
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I legitimately did this by accident this week because I read the floor plan wrong, and let me tell you it was a long and bewildering three hours 000
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Also, having worked on the minutiae of complex projects with book designers, it’s so interesting to get up close to what they do, and how decisions and creative leaps are made. Rare to get a look inside that process, there should be more of it 0132
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026It was an excellent review, thorough and thoughtful, that helped me clarify my response to the film. I’m sorry that some people are irrepressible dipshits who don’t grasp the concept of critique. 1250
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Burn these companies to the ground www.news.com.au/technology/o...news.com.auAI labs buy, scan, shred millions of rare booksIf you have retreated to physical books because the internet is too full of AI slop, bad news — now they’re shredding the books to feed their AI slop machines. 0247
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 28/07/2026It’s the most distilled pure form of the smug arrogance of self-righteousness 030
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 22/07/2026How many pages of The Odyssey do you reckon old mate Musk has actually read 231
Reposted by Geoff Lemon 🍋Ben Zelevansky @benzelevansky.com · 21/07/2026Even more realistic is that a rich guy sets up his own island and stocks it with wall-to-wall predators 31597
Reposted by Geoff Lemon 🍋samuel mehr @mehr.nz · 21/07/2026the most realistic scene in Jurassic Park is when two scientists make a questionable decision — traveling to an undisclosed location with a strange man — on the promise of three years of modest funding 355715847
Reposted by Geoff Lemon 🍋Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Odysseus: brb Odysseus: omw 062
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Messi washed the baby, then the baby washed Messi 1165
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Presumably the vampire landlord would have previously visited the property during purchase. Do they need to be invited if the home is not inhabited? Does their invitation lapse with each new lease? 182
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026That means you’re going to float back down with the lightness of puff pastry 010
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A bakery thing and a chocolate milk and some eavesdropping equals a god-tier moment of self care, congrats 121
Reposted by Geoff Lemon 🍋⚸ Gingersnapped 🐺🌕🎃 @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians* 316254926964
Geoff Lemon 🍋 @geofflemon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Funny how Succession had that running gag about Greg suing Greenpeace, and it was shorthand for being an irredeemable piece of shit, and now JK Rowling is for real suing *Amnesty International* 1121