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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Start the Scaramucci clock
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
5 LOEBS to me stay with Winona and Ethan from Reality Bites
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
5 orbs told me "Stay" with dogs
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Remember when "check this box to prove you are human" was enough to thwart the robots? Good times
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Werner Herzog says...
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
America.gov is the official Trump fact checker
The new america.gov AI answer machine confirming that Trump has 34 felony convictions with links
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Huge if true
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Schmitt staffer: WTF? You said it was the Atlanta Hawks. I'm dead ChatGPT: You're right. I made an incorrect assumption there, and that led me to the wrong conclusion. That was my mistake.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've missed a lot of shows this century I guess
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What if the job you're interviewing for is making iced coffee?
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not a scheme expert but it looks like #78 should block the guy in the white jersey
Jordan Love getting hit as line blocks other things
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can you accidentally aim one at truth social and cripple it forever? on accident of course
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Still never seen any story about football and Lane Kiffin.
Headline that reads inside the SEC's tangled legal battle with LSU and Lane Kiffin
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
RIP Annie Dillard. 😢 Here's her essay Living Like Weasels that I read several times a year and any time I need to feel some passion for living public.archive.wsu.edu/hughesc/publ...
public.archive.wsu.edu
dillard_weasel
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If they really want the govt to step in the AI companies all need to change their names to something like WokeDEI-AI Democracy
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If this article says anything other than "they mean it'll kill all humans" then it's bullshit
AI experts worry the tech could kill all humans. Here's what they mean
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looks like his fake jobs numbers people didn't talk to his fake rate cut people before the fake employment numbers were released
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I sound like where I'm from and have lived my entire life. I hope they at least mined some data from me for this revelation
Results of dialect test that shows my dialect is exactly where I grew up: the Bay Area
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is what they say right before they tell you drink the kool aid and die
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm renaming President Trump to Former President Trump
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The moon over San Francisco 5:52 AM
Moon this morning at 552 am
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This was a really bizarre ass week to get Covid for the first time ever
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who the fuck raised these muthufucking ICE agents?
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Something about things coming in 3's? How's that go?
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't follow college football at all but from my pov it feels like for a decade I've repeatedly seen a version of the headline "what the hell is Lane Kiffin doing?"
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I have found no evidence that I ate a whole pizza last night to circumvent my diet.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My bagels: everything My mayor: also, everything Knicks in five!
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He made a whole movie about traveling the entire universe and still finding zero friends
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Monopolies will not willingly give up their monopoly. Amazon just asserted their power in a really scary way and we're all stuck.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wait, Amazon just shielded themselves from ever being sued by Amazon customers, like, ever. And there's no opt out, if you use an Amazon product at all you are automatically opted in. Game over. "Class action waiver" may be the most dystopian thing I've seen yet.
Email from Amazon saying conditions off of use have changed and you can never sure then ever.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Everything? This bagel really over-promised and under-delivered
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This painting in my hotel room looks like someone in a white shirt slamming their face into a desk.
Blocky abstract hotel room painting
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Earthquake
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Revenge of the Nerds was a mistake
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
LeBron knew
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A chicken pig inside a can inside Turkey
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sounds like this tax is driving home prices down and reducing vacancy to me.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bummer for the new Cleveland WNBA team name to be announced in the midst of this image taking over the internet
Odysseus screams when he hears the sirens call
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Cut everyone's pay and see who's there for the mission
Anthropic ceo concerned employees are working for a paycheck instead of the mission
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If this doesn't sink her campaign in Michigan, then all the stories about how the protest vote in Michigan single-handedly doomed Kamala in 2024 were lies.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ahhh shit.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice In Chains
Album cover for Beck's Mutations
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I hated the Dodgers before it was cool
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Glad the Dubs did nothing in free agency waiting for this. Let's see who's available.... Nooooo
Free Agent Jonathan Kuminga
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Fuck the Dodgers always but especially today.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
10 day? That's game over
Ace place rookie Joshua Kuroda-Grauer on injured list with ruptured testicle 10 day injured list
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Sorry Valks, my first game I've watched in the streak. My bad.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Everything you think is permanent right now is most likely temporary. And everything you think is temporary may be permanent.
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Spoiler Alert @thespoileralert.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Replace him and see if he shows up to fight it
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