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Jared Leto Atreides

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I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic Feel free to steal my jokes

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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1h
I will never forgive TikTok for slandering the humble and delicious grape
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1h
The difference is that Laika seems to be a sincere labor of love. You don't get into stop motion for 21 years and personally direct some solid movies without actually caring about the product and having some level of skill
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 1h
That would explain why everyone seems to be turning themselves into Splicers from Bioshock around him
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 21h
My phone just showed me this photo from a year and a half ago and I don’t really understand what’s going on here
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
The Tufted ground squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in floof. Let's start with the *FLOOF* & talk about why they're called "VAMPIRE SQUIRRELS" last. They have the largest tail: body size ratio of any mammal on Earth: the tail is *130%* the size the body.
Taken from "Critter Science" blog: A  squirrel with dark coloration, just an amazingly large tail, and long tufted ears that point slightly backwards.  Along the long-thin body are orange, white and black striping. The tail looks almost exactly like one of those dust-trapping dusters.
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow, I thought you were exaggerating but
Kiwibank's green sheep furry mascot
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn't the McRib released about every year during the fall? I too vote based on which president promises the sun will rise and fall every day, like a good Bronze Age peasant does
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"As your lawyer, I advise you not to publicly admit to using Warren Zevon's 'Lawyers, Guns, and Money' as your life's ethos"
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sex workers and farm workers alike often get trafficked when they know what kind of work they're gonna be doing but get lied to about how bad the conditions are. And those workers being abused in Dubai and Saudi Arabia are also being trafficked, even when they initially go in voluntarily
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Human trafficking isn't just sex slavery. It's also unpaid (or underpaid) labor, and engineered debt slavery with unfair repayment terms for job contracts or smuggling services. A lot of farms are engaging in human trafficking, with ICE being historically a tool/threat (before they went unleashed)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trafficking is a real thing in general, but part of the reason victims avoid cops is bc cops tend to make things worse. Just one example is that ICE is in effect the world's largest human trafficking organization right now
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think I've seen interviews from sex workers' rights orgs saying that anti-trafficking has basically been co-opted by cops and anti-sex work orgs as a weapon against the workers themselves. Using anti-sex trafficking statutes to put womens' bodies in prison, to get more funding for cops
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is actually his second child sex abuse allegation. His ex-wife accused him back in 2012
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I tend to find that low sugar cereals (Shredded Wheat, Corn Flakes, Cheerios) let me appreciate the sugar in the milk itself
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's sugar you can taste in the milk itself, but all the added flavors in cereal drowns it out. Shredded wheat has insane surface area that lets you appreciate it
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The downside is that unless they're really irresponsible you're gonna live that next life as a literal eunuch
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Almost everything everyone on Earth eats was invented in its current form fairly recently. Informed by history sure, but just about everything we touch is 19th-century at the earliest
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's a food history professor in Italy who's received insane death threats for pointing out how post-WW2 prosperity is really what allowed Italian food to become what it is.
en.wikipedia.org
Alberto Grandi - Wikipedia
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Palmetto State Armory probably
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elynxabeth holmes ⎔ @freyja-lynx.dev · 05/10/2026
californians every 2-4 years will vote on ballot propositions that go “should we stab ourselves repeatedly with a serrated triblade knife?”, and the result is always a nail biter
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SCP @10-5.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
California whenever its proposition time
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oleracea vs. rapa is the Marvel vs. DC of the vegetable world
Astronaut gun meme

"Every leafy green is Brassica?"

"Always has been"
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think maybe 5 of them might've walked through Jeff Goldblum's teleporter from The Fly
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon Musk, who is estimated to have ensured the mass deaths of 16 million people by 2030, most of whom will be children, is also history's most prolific creator and distributor of CSAM. He has basically infinite money to avoid facing any legal consequences whatsoever for his vast, vast crimes.
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Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, watching my work just collapse into an irony i couldn't fathom
A miami dade deputy made his ufc debut and won against a man who has been arrested.
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This actually a well-documented thing re: East Asia. People still have to bathe obviously, but deodorant basically isn't a thing over there.
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought it was Alan Wake's fault
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We really have a real-life example of Fallout "Charisma-10, Intelligence-1" here
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 04/10/2026
laughed way harder at this than I should have
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Nicholas Slayton @nslayton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What. What?! WHAT?!?! futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Trump Was Reportedly Pushed Into Invading Venezuela by Conversation With Grok
Trump reportedly consulted with Grok for hours on his next course of action in Venezuela before launching a military invasion.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"holistic influencer"
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Alternative Health Influencer Boasts That He's Been Drinking From a Radioactive Jug for 250 Days Straight
Holistic influencer Matt Roeske recently bragged that he's been drinking from an irradiated jug for the better part of a year.
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Former spokesperson for the state of Israel Eylon Levy. They have murdered so many journalists that this counts as humour
Eylon Levy: “I'm quite happy to let Piers in. Out is another question.”

Quote tweeting Piers Morgan: “Forgive me I don't trust you guys to be entirely truthtul given your ongoing ban on international journalists reporting freely in Gaza. Let them in, and then we can discover the real facts about what you have done there.”
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anthony D. Herrera 
@aherrera.bsky.social
What I did at the buffet was not "terrorism." It was simply the logical endpoint of the entire buffet concept.
4:14 PM • Sep 26, 2026
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blanks and insufficient safety checks? Alec Baldwin needs to get in on this action
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kill is kiss
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bc I was a bad student in Saturday school, I can very sincerely say this and mean it with a Taiwanese accent
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ev 🐱🕸️ @evrclover.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ladybird girl dinner :3 she likes the lemon jelly ( cw bug ) 🍋 #stagbeetle
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In 1974, Cornell lecturer Lin Farley began recognizing a pattern in the experiences women shared in her Women and Work course: women were being pushed out of jobs by men’s sexual behavior. Farley coined the term, “sexual harassment.”
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By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C) @doctorow.pluralistic.net · 03/10/2026
The post-war "peace dividend" owed its existence to three factors: industrial capacity, political freedom and pent-up demand.
The Earth from space; it is covered in scaffolding that is crawling with little rude mechanicals ganked from 17th century engravings of people operating machines.
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crawfish though fit just fine. Dammit, now I'm hungry
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will tolerate a lot of shit* for a free mediocre buffet lunch *Not Nazis though
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Peasant getting instakilled by armored giant knight (Gdansk, Oats Studios)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're gonna have surveillance cameras all over this thing. Won't do much good
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm genuinely surprised you heard about this only now, Internet Freak Ball Knower. Have fun writing the episode
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What if Dren from Splice was Chibi
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It looks like a mass produced Koala statue that got painted over. Reduce, reuse, recycle (your soul)
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/10/2026
LOGGING ON
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I did not give you permission to post this picture of me on the Internet
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