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Jared Leto Atreides

@genericuser1234567.bsky.social
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I use this account to follow the news mainly. Deliberately kept anonymous-ish and generic Feel free to steal my jokes

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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Such wonderful creatures. Unlike the Grink. Disgusting freaks
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I too seal my old receipts for 2 decades to do a bit on inflation like a deranged performance artist. The guy who actual does this is gonna be the spiritual successor to "One Year" by George Maciunas
Man ate a lot of sugar
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Good friend of mine sent me photos of these Soviet leather jackets that make you look like an extra in Blade
Soviet USSR Navy KFM Kanada Sheepskin JacketSoviet Black Bekesha Coat USSR Naval Sheepskin Winter Tulup Jacket
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wow, I thought you were exaggerating but
Kiwibank's green sheep furry mascot
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oleracea vs. rapa is the Marvel vs. DC of the vegetable world
Astronaut gun meme

"Every leafy green is Brassica?"

"Always has been"
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Peasant getting instakilled by armored giant knight (Gdansk, Oats Studios)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genghis Khan speech bubble approving of Gaza's city annihilation in accordance to the principles established by @loudpenitent.bsky.social
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Genghis Khan approving of city annihilation in agreement with @loudpenitent.bsky.social re: Gaza
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As a kid my mom kept warning me to eat around the fishbones, and all I could think of was this scene from Amadeus
Salieri's father choking to death on a fishbone
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah you gotta work up to the pony like those Loyalty cards
Starbucks loyalty card
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This was the first picture on Tamara's Wikipedia page
Autoportrait (Tamara in a Green Bugatti), 1929
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They feel no pain, no fear. They simply exist
Clark from Backrooms
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nah, everyone gets a supersonic 7.5mm kevlar-piercing pistol that looks like Blade Runner standard issue
FK Brno Field Pistol in 7.5 FK Caliber
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everything I'm seeing online is exactly as bad as the video from a logistics perspective. I can't tell if this specific video is AI (the materialized SUV might just be a stopped vehicle, no one crashes/phases through it, and the truck appears to be just behind it in the moving video)
Photo from the Washington Post for example
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's called "vore", and its art.

(Stanley from the Office
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Monster Mash chocolate Frankenstein's Monster head filled with gummies
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
5.5lb chocolate Frankenstein head filled with gummies, sold at Costco
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's art

(Stanley meme from The Office)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I don't know why, but I find it irrationally funny when he takes the time to pop in that Accu-Wedge into the AR15. It does nothing. Literally nothing. Just reduces receiver rattling for cosmetic reasons
Accu-Wedge for AR-15

(Purpose: nothing)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally pinned down who Dario Amodei reminds me of
Matthew Rhys as "Clark" (The Americans)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bc they could pretend Waltz with Bashir was just in the distant past of 1982
Picture unrelated

(Al Jazeera map of Israel's invasion of Southern Lebanon, circa April 2026)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Less lethal, the IDF way
IDF suppressed Ruger 10/22
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Who wore it better
Ed Sheeran's stupid tattoosVirgo Mortensen in Eastern Promises
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm well aware the Chinese LUCIE clone is a thing though
Chinese LUCIE NVG clone
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I want a good Chinese clone of the Thales O-NYX pretty bad
Thales O-NYX NVG
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Starring Jacob Wohl and Elizabeth Warren
I Want Your Sex (2026)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pic unrelated
Splinter Cell Blacklist
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Picture unrelated
First Tesla autopilot death
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listen to @bloodwork.show
Helen Mirren, seeing it all

(Eye in the Sky, 2015)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Picture unrelated
Battle Royale (2000)
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is Tay erasure
Microsoft Tay chatbot
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Who wore it better?
Cloud in the shape of a demonic faceDracula flaming face in the sky from Castlevania TV show
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope you're not offended, but I get this vibe
Murderous psychiatrist Anson Fullerton from Burn Notice
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For anyone unaware, the CIA's "A Study of Assassination" is literally a manual on how to pull a James Earl Ray as well as do mass shootings, aimed at slaughtering Guatemalans. The very end of of it tells you how to use submachine guns to kill a room full of people. The "conference room technique"
CIA mass shootings manual
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A sizable fraction of UC freshmen are currently struggling with fractions
XKCD overfamiliarity with specialist knowledge meme
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
EYE IN THE SKY
Helen Mirren, seeing it all
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
--Timmy, your recent math scores have been disappointing. We need to work on your algebra after school. "Interlinked." --And we need to work on reducing that screen time. We dunno what you're up to with the door locked upstairs, and that's your business, but it's excessive. "INTERLINKED."
Bladerunner 2049 Baseline TestAgent K being evaluated for Baseline
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm sure American Partition will go smoothly
Jesse Plemons with stupid red glasses in Alex Garland's Civil War
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
OSS punching gun
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wait til you hear about beryllium bronze
Beryllium bronze hammers
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The downside is that everything smelled like diesel and cigarettes. I mean, everything
George Washington Bridge, 1973
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
There's almost an obscenity of making a narrative game about bank robberies and not having everyone die or ruin their lives by the end. The bank robbers just winning is a thematically empty power fantasy
Michael De Santa from the shit video game GTA5 vs. Neil McCauley (Robert De Niro) from the GOAT bank robbery movie HEAT
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ben Gvir, on the suggestion of killing 30-40 Palestinians a day:

"Not just those who pose an immediate threat. There are people there who are not worthy of life. They shouldn't live. They're not even people."
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oof, don't tell them In-N-Out is so right-wing they sell a tactical gun bag
In N Out olive drab military-style bag
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me being reminded that Neopets exists. On the flipside, it was my first introduction to what capitalism really is
Shell Shocked Veteran poster
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
To find the keys to his drawer, you'll have to dig through the performative shelf-filler books that he never reads.
Absurd number of books. Absurd.
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Black rain frog
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"The mind of the subject will desperately struggle to create trans where none exist..."

Barriers to Trans-Dimensional Travel,

R. Lutece, 1889
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Apparently they knew some of the science of acoustics since at least 1673 (yeah a bit after Pentiment was set, but I imagine this would've been a concern for old churches)
Illustration from Phonurgia Nova, 1673

Sound transmitting across a curved ceiling
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Jared Leto Atreides @genericuser1234567.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Exit 8?
Exit 8, the movie based on the game
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