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Sam

@generalcupcake.bsky.social
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Heyyyyyy I’m Sam and I’m a writer! I’m also an art lover and a tiny bit of a gamer. Nonbinary any pronouns. Kinda sorta obsessed with vampires rn. Born 1999. Banner by @TheSpaceHatter Anti AI

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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 29/09/2026
New comic up early for patrons! Cutie courier menaces public figures in small town
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Kill Yourself | Mr. Crowbar
Kill Yourself by Mr. Crowbar on Patreon. Join Mr. Crowbar's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Larian Studios @larianstudios.com · 29/09/2026
Update to the latest version of Baldur's Gate 3 to enjoy a crash-free experience when starting the game through the GOG Mac launcher, safely create map markers on PS5 without getting booted, and grow slightly less patchy beards. Game Version: 4.1.1.7631656
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 31/03/2025
Aldiirn making sure all his companions are well supplied for each adventuring day, even if it means having to use vampire feeding time to inventory all the junk he's hoarded. #bg3 #art 🍄 More Comics: bg3.mrcrowb.art ☕️ Support: ko-fi.com/mrcrowbar
Baldur's Gate 3 fancomic. Aldiirn offers a potion bottle to Astarion, saying, "We have a surplus of Elixirs of Vigilance, here, you take it!"

"Why, hoping I'll trade it in for something better at the end of the day?" Astarion responds with disdain."That would be kind of you!" Aldiirn smiles brightly, sparkling, "But don't worry if you don't find anything. It's a gift!"

Astarion takes the bottle with a sharp smile of his own. "You're too generous, sweetling.""Not my first pick but it will be useful," Astarion ponders to himself while looking the elixir over, "Just how does he always know what to give?"Cut to feeding time in Astarion's tent, Astarion's face is in Aldiirn's neck while Aldiirn counts all the junk hoarded around them. "Plenty of arrows, 3 lightning 7 thunder 2 fire... oils, 5 basic 1 wym 6 drow 2 diminuation 1 sharpness -- no, 3 sharpess... elixirs..."
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Jason Dwyer @jasonmdwyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Excited for everyone to see episode 2. I have the rare privilege seeing behind the scenes since Amber has been diligently working on it from home. Same with the rest of the team! You’re all in for a real treat Oct. 9! Here’s a little backstage themed fanart to celebrate! From the AD’s #1 fan
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Twink Tank 🔞🦇🍷 COMMS OPEN @twink-tank18.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just posted a wip of Astarion and Halsin making a Wyll sandwich over on patreon: patreon.com/twinktank/posts/wyll-x-halsin-x-170862624 [ #bg3nsfw | #wyllravengard | #astarion | #halsin | #wyllstarion | #wyllsin | #halstarion ]
Closeup of an ink drawing of Wyll and Astarion from BG3. Astarion is embracing Wyll from behind, fingers sinking into his chest as he gives Wyll an impish grin. Wyll gazes back at Astarion, absolutely blissed out, tongue hanging from his mouth.
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🌈Kermit🪕🍉(comms open) (0/4) @tiredhawaiian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two things I wanna see die in fandoms is racism and misogyny because bigots sometimes make me wanna gatekeep shit. Especially ones that are in fandoms for overtly queer or diverse shows like the fuck are you doing here. 💀
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Blanche @blanchebees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
King and its prey #xenomorph #teratophillia www.patreon.com/Blanchebees/...
Cropped art of the xenomorph king and my oc partaking in spicy activities
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Babu @babuhihi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Dream About the Queen of the Autumn Forest #timebomb #arcane #fantasy
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
Cool ass image of a mammoth captioned "when the random wave of sadness ends and I remember I'm actually goated"
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I will judge Digger for myself but whether I end up agreeing with the bad reviews or not, can we agree that everything about it looked very bad from the getgo
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I bought this Land Before Time cel and it's crazy how much detail is lost with what's available to stream online :(
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HIMU @himu-fanart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Rite of Profane Ascension will be mine, and he won't see a scrap of its glory. I am going to complete the ritual as the Ascendant, and then I am going to kill him.
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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BEES 🐝 🚗 @professorbees.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I AM CALLING ALL on the Kpop stans / TikTok users / haters who coordinated that viral no-show prank for Donald Trump's June 2020 campaign rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma to please do it again for Durant.
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Mr. Crowbar has Brainworms @mistercrowbar.art · 29/09/2026
Aldiirn’s special ability has minor consequences to his living space…
Notes of Spores cause fungus to grow plentiful around Aldiirn
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Mal [filth edition] @draxoplasm.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
squish 😘
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Ever So Nitro 🇨🇦 @eversonitro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hairdressers are great at having no fucking clue how to cut your hair the way you want
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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BOOTfromTV @bootfromtv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
People don’t notice Kris is shorter than ralsei and I think that’s fun to emphasize
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Sam @generalcupcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg
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Vulpixie 🦊⛩️ @vulpixie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ALL OF MY POKEMON ART FROM THE HEARTGOLD ARTLOCKE! It has been genuinely so much fun getting to learn how to shade and layer and color and art I am having so much freaking fun! I already can see improvement from the start of the day to the end of the day and that excites the hell out of me!
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Shenpai @shenpai.gay · 29/09/2026
Day 9 Pokemon arts!
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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
their doodle
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Dungeons 'n' Mangoes 🔞 @thatspicymango.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Fire and Water 🥰💙❤️‍🔥 #BG3 #NSFW #Tav #BG3Tav #Karlach #Sapphic #wlw
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Greg Casar @gregcasar.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The CEO of Starbucks makes 1,700 times what the baristas make. He commutes by private jet. In other words, Starbucks can afford a fair contract. I'm boycotting Starbucks until they sign one. No contract, no coffee.
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Eren Angiolini @erenangiolini.com · 29/09/2026
It's my birthdaaaaay!🎊 As an artist, it's often difficult to acknowledge how much I work and how much I improve, so today I want to be nicer to myself and share some of my favourite pieces I made since my last bday.💙 If you'd like to share, it would be a lovely gift!🙏✨
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Văn Dương 🦇 @dyuongv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hggnnnnbgahshah
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Sam @generalcupcake.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Limix Colonel @kastor.sh · 28/09/2026
As I have reiterated many times before, as someone who actually understands and has worked extensively with language models... it is fundamentally *not possible* to programmatically detect if a work of text is written by AI.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Tom Holland has shared the butthole suction cup technique he uses to stay sitting stuck to the underside of surfaces like this (Source: tinyurl.com/yb5zxf27)
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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
though her name means 'big boobs' in dwarf slang, banten has other excellent assets
naked dwarf ass
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Ceru | Comms: OPEN🔞 @cerudinae.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Playing silent hill 2 and i love dad bod pyramid head
an illustration of pyramid head, an enemy from the game silent hill. he is a large humanoid male that wears a large metal pyramid structure over his head. he is sporting nipple piercings with a chain. he has on a greyish brown apron coving his lower half. he is covered in blood.an illustration of pyramid head, an enemy from the game silent hill. he is a large humanoid male that wears a large metal pyramid structure over his head. he is sporting nipple piercings with a chain. he is covered in blood. his apron is removed showing a soft cock hanging between his legs.an illustration of pyramid head, an enemy from the game silent hill. he is a large humanoid male that wears a large metal pyramid structure over his head. he is sporting nipple piercings with a chain. he is covered in blood. his apron is removed showing a large erect cock.
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Jasper @realbadjasper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sniles so sneetly at u
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
women aren't dating bisexual men......well,
art of my sona (a werewolf girl looking smug) pointing at the camera with text that says "if you aint gonna play....pass the controller!!!!!"
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 22/09/2026
They even made DoorDash apologize.
DoorDash on Instagram: We messed up.
Our mistakes meant some NYC Dashers were underpaid or paid late. That's unacceptable, and we're deeply sorry to the Dashers we let down.
We've reached a settlement with the City of New York, and we will make this right by paying every impacted Dasher the amounts they are owed.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
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unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

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river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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KalKILLdoodles @kalkie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Made a comic to cope and sent to my Tapas account for the readers over there.
Ysef is shaking furiously as he reads a newspaper with the bold headline TAPAS SHUTS DOWN
Ysef "We're getting evicted and the bastards did even tell the artists..." he is furious.
Tellou seems rather delighted. "Tsk Tsk," He says. "A shame indeed. But fear not my undead underling,"

Tellou "I had anticipated the need for more stable and permanent residence, so we already have a set up established at our founder's site." 
He gestures towards a new location where Alunwey has construction gear (Hard hat, toolbelt and steelboots) over her Victorian dress and she happily holds out a hammer and keeping a hand on a precariously or badly built, overlapping 3 beam doorway with a badly drawn out sign of Quix de Tellou's name on top, and a suspicious looking sign saying START READING HERE dangling from the structure's top beam. 

Ysef leans back, "...I refuse to go near that deathtrap." "Nonsense!" Tellou exclaims, now donning a hard hat of his own. 
"We have the foundation, just needs some filling and polish!" Thumbing towards a pile of bricks and concrete bags, "Now get the bricks and bag."
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Ken Parille @kenparille.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/silly-mood-89564928
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Headed to NYU Langone
A large pink hand-lettered sign. The text reads, “Trans lives are not bargaining chips”
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 22/09/2026
I’m fucking dying at this dude
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one is disposable, including the canary ❤️🦜✊
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Deltarune #Kris #Susie
Susie and Kris eating burgers in a totally normal way. They're also wearing slightly more cold-weather clothing than usual.
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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026
This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go
Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 22/09/2026
I was talking to a friend (my age!) over the weekend about students using AI to write and I said if schools really cared they'd bring back Blue Books (and locked chrome books for students with writing difficulties) and she asked what a Blue Book was ... and I'm sorry were they a regional thing?
a picture of a stack of Blue Books. They're thin books of 12 leaves  or 24 pages wrapped in a blue cover. 

The cover said Use your Imagination - Blue Book Examination book.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dressmaker is $13.49 on Steam (10% off launch discount) buff.ly/VZ3x3ds
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