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@geigerdotgeiger.bsky.social
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Nerd, nerd, nerd. An adult, and so should you be.

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Geiger @geigerdotgeiger.bsky.social · 4h
it's so great when there are enough species of a thing for one to get called a tiger. yeah sure that quoll brings to mind nothing so much as a massive fluffy killing machine
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 13h
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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🎃 Will Porter 🥐🐺🦇 @dinosaursheriff.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@eldstunga.bsky.social BIG STRETCH
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 17h
Look at this posh skrunkleton. Postcard from my collection, 1912. 🎩
Black and white photo of a medium haired tuxedo tabby sitting curled up in a top hat which is nestled in some kind of fur pelt. The cat has a contemptuous look on its face.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 8h
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Geiger @geigerdotgeiger.bsky.social · 9h
the food in mh wilds and kunitsu-gami is as good as capcom will ever do it. it's all ai burritos from now on
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Lemon twist @wattnaught.bsky.social · 22h
My oomfs when Grinda say something deviant (compliment)
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bea @frogappreciator.bsky.social · 16h
got hired to come up with a guy for a REDACTED PROJECT. i call him HOSTAGE KILLER
full color comic book style art of a bald humanoid with black lips and a gummy, yellow toothed grimace. wearing nvgs and a headset that are fused with his skin. background is a halftoned texture of some kind of tissue and he's blending into it with motion blur and veins growing out of him
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 12h
The Amazing Digital Circus gang never adventured as 15th and/or 16th Germen mercenaries ☹️ So I drew Pomni as a landsknecht:
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BAKER @fuckyoubaker.bsky.social · 19h
ARE YA WINNING SON?
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 13h
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moth @gutstosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
legendary hero of planet gitaroo!
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 16h
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HC•° @hollycircling.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
wip,, my favorite slug
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 17h
33 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. #TheSimpsons episode “Cape Feare” first aired October 7, 1993.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit theonion.com/ted-lasso-fans-told-th…
‘Ted Lasso’ Fans Told That Show Going ‘Bye-Bye’ For A Bit
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Mx. P. Evil Scientist @jackalopezone.neocities.org · 07/10/2026
we all know where this aura boost comes from
digital drawing of characters from the show super secret secret squirrel. the titular Secret stands foreground, in a purple hat covering the top half of his face and a grayish blue trenchcoat. his yellow eyes are visible through holes in the hat brim, and he wears a confident expression.

secret holds his trenchcoat open to reveal pockets and molle strap-like attachment points for syringes, vials of hormones, boxes of bandages and alcohol swabs, a shraps container, and a jar labeled "lollipops"

in the background stands morocco mole, a smaller egg-shaped, well, mole wearing a red robe with yellow trim, round opaque black sunglasses, and a fez that floats just above his head. on his glasses lenses are white question marks.

Dialogue reads: [Secret]: THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR MY PORTABLE ESTROGEN INJECTION SURVIVAL KIT

[Morocco]: why do you have that
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 17h
ah you caught me balancing on my baull!
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 13h
Chanterelle: *exists* Me: ooooogh aaaa oogh I can't handle it ouhhhh
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 🔜 NFC @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 12h
I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love ❤️
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 15h
my oiter
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 14h
real talk, this post is how i simultaneously learned that they were married (to which my reaction was "oh, that tracks") and that she was divorcing him (to which my reaction was "oh, that tracks")
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vincent @papa.yaga.gay · 16h
i rewatched The Matrix trilogy recently and could not help but laugh when i saw each movie had a different production logo. they were all released within four years, with the second and third movie released in the same year!
Production logo from The Matrix (1999), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: a Time Warner Entertainment Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Reloaded (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: an AOL Time Warner Company."Production logo from The Matrix: Revolutions (2003), reads "Warner Bros. Pictures: A Time Warner Company."
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 14h
These messy babies are gonna lose wet food privileges if they keep just shoving their faces in the food >:p
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 17h
right
Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

edit
The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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MaxPoetic @maxpoetic.online · 06/10/2026
Deadlock stuns gaming audiences by being the first videogame to feature more than 3 women visibly over the age of 30
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 16h
Oh I see we're all choosing awkward silence while I contemplate death because Vore Is Happening in the adventure time episode
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 16h
i found an archived version of the website on the top right and holyy i hit gold
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DEAD TEENAGERS out now in paperback @judedoyle.bsky.social · 20h
Cannot say this enough: If a woman calls out rape culture, she's being "too sensitive" or a prude or she can't take a joke. If another guy looks you in the face and tells you that you're being a fucking freak, guys actually listen, which means giving your bud a pass is the worst thing you can do.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Sophie Hurwitz @hurwitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Got a weird one for you guys tonight www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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Elon's fans erect 50-foot statue outside his company town
A studio promising "art so epic it will raise the birthrate" gifted a huge bronze Prometheus to Musk's Starbase.
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Starting a new career at entry level in your 30's is unhinged, we should be allowed to do new game+
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
by japanese painter and illustrator kato yuzu
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old man sexualizer @pentagulia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19h
Nate Grey: To make a utopia, I need to remove the primary source of conflict: interpersonal relationships. No more families. No more romance. No more sex.
Nate Grey: also I need to make the Blob hot
Nate Grey: I know that seems counterproductive but it’s important for some reason
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 20h
875 - It's Not A Displacer Beast It's Different
p1 - A Pigeon-themed adventurer looks at the dotted outline in his hand indicating where his phone was a second ago
Pigeon Guy: Hey, what the-!? Where'd my phone go?
PG (sotto voice): I was just looking at it!
Voice From Out Of Panel: Lookit that, mine too! Wotta coinkidink!
p2 - PG turns around to see a version of the Hanna Barbara character Snagglepuss who has dark purple fur, four arms, and tentacles on his back.
PG (pissed off): A misplacer beast snagglepuss!! This is your doing!
PG (sotto voice): probably
MisplagglePuss: I'm gettin libeled over here... Look, nothing up my sleeveseses!
p2 - PG brandishes his weapon, MP runs into and appears to pass through, the wall 2m to the right of a normal-looking passage. (a misplacer beast is an obvious parody of the classic dnd critter 'displacer beast' which appears to be 2m away from its actual location)
PG: Whatever, Monster! I'll kill U!!
MP: Exit, stage 2m to the right!
SFX: WOV
p3 - PG attempts to chase MP and smashes face first into the tunnel entrance, which we now see from a perspective that makes it clear it was just painted-on. PG's pigeon helmet flies off
SFX: SLAM!
p4 - PG lies unconscious on the floor, MP reemerges from the wall to give a quip
MP: I know you're not supposed to "break the 4th wall", but, I didn't have a whole lot of options!
Narration: He's not saying that to anyone in particular, merely following his animal instincts.
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Interesting MTG Art (scary version 💀) @interestingmtg.bsky.social · 21h
Well, it's the moment we've all been dreading: It's Animate Wall Wednesday
Animate Wall
White
Enchant Wall

Effects: Target wall can now attack. Target wall's power and toughness are unchanged, even if its power is 0.
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Piper Paige @pipermintz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The biggest aura boost was the episode where he had to dress up as a girl scout for some reason
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 19h
"EARLY VOTING" bonequest.com/10065
spigot: QUICK REMINDER TO VOTE NO ON PREPARATION H
pants: AND I **THINK** WE ALL KNOW WHAT THE "H" IN PREPARATION H STANDS FOR
pants: DELICIOUS HOSTESS PRODUCTS IN THE FORM OF TWINKIES, FILLED CUP CAKES AND IF THERE'S NOTHING ELSE AVAILABLE: FRUIT PIES
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Get ready for a lot of this for the next while
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burning spirit GUTS... TWO 🍊💅🎀 @bubu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a cat looking up captioned "hi there. i noticed you're really busy. obviously this means you're the employee that does everything. i have something for you to do. your coworkers are not visible to me. i only want you. now. listen to my full request."
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Viewing this video changed the trajectory of my day earlier
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
youtu.be/zCbFCVulaic the first 15 seconds of this are evergreen
youtu.be
Smiser buys a PS5
YouTube video by icesnort
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Eric Ravenscraft @lordravenscraft.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
look, I get it, you hit your kid and demanded total obedience because you hoped they would grow up in a world without alternatives to having you in their lives, and now you're in too deep to change gears but if you can't even say "yeah I hit you but it was for a good reason", you're a coward
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Xeans @xeans.bsky.social · 21h
Sentence I just uttered to my husband: "The trouble is if you do 'mechsploitation but ratatouille' you've just ended up with HDG again"
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Geiger @geigerdotgeiger.bsky.social · 20h
people complaining about the epic games launcher doing weird shit to their computer like. no shit. you used it for fortnite. what did you think was going to happen
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MShadowy @mshadowy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
doodle of Boo but she's like, a robot girl feels like this kinda thing has into my head lately, sorta? #sketch #art #dubiouslySFW
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