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T. Vuorinen

@geenimetsuri.bsky.social
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Sturgeon's law is universal. Proponent of Hanlon's razor & Goodhart's law. Star Trekking. A seismologist @ Uni of Helsinki, a non professional account.

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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry: I have to do stuff like this from time to time.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 15/09/2026
In medieval times, the monarch was allowed to have the first bite of any meal ordered by his subjects, a policy known as prima nachos. This is also where we get the modern word “duck”: Digestion Under Consent of the King.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Good Omens Crowley Bildad The Shuhite Seems Legit Meme
Alt: Good Omens Crowley Bildad The Shuhite Seems Legit Meme
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He could also start the next concert with 'Free Palestine'-chant. Won't happen.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/09/2026
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.
Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars.
Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles.
But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet.
This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
F Trump!
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Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 @nywolforg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
BREAKING: President Trump signed an Executive Order today requiring Sec. of the Interior Burgum to explore removing federal protections for gray wolves + Mexican gray wolves. It's clearly meant to appease ranchers, despite the biggest threat to their businesses coming from tariffs, not wolves.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Facts.
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LeBron James: Facts
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/09/2026
We aren’t buying a board game, we’re buying the hope that one day we’ll have the free time and friend group to play it.
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Laura Phillips @lauraphillips.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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Tracking recent US-Israeli strikes on Iranian infrastructure
Attacks have targeted bridges, steel plants and pharmaceutical facilities, verified videos show.
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
no movement, please help or boost
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OSINTtechnical @osinttechnical.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
In a letter to multiple European ambassadors today, President Trump says that because Norway failed to give him a Nobel Peace Prize, “I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace” The letter goes on to demand “complete and total control of Greenland.”
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Finally.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Procrastigenerator?
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 31/12/2025
Walking into 2026 like
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year Eize! May it be more superfluous than 2025!
The year is 2025

Civilization has progressed little in the last 25 years.
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 03/12/2025
AI might be able to “write” a novel, but an AI will never replicate my writing routine: - Starting then abandoning several manuscripts once I get stuck - Spending 16 hrs/day online complaining about never having time to write - Refusing to make incremental lifestyle changes - Dying unpublished
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
"Ai is going to replace you"

I'd love to see AI drink 6 beers before noon...
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Yes! We need Kommercial Kombat with Shopalities!
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 29/11/2025
Now that most Black Friday shopping is done online, stores should add fighting games to their websites where you have to defeat other real-life shoppers to add a sale item to your cart.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I wonder how the Pedograph will handle the Epstein files & Trump?
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Seisminen asemaverkko on osa kansallista turvallisuutta. Verkko valvoo maanjäristysten lisäksi Suomen ja lähialueen räjähdyksiä, sekä globaalisti ydinkokeita, mutta yliopistojen rahoitusmallin haasteiden takia verkko on rapistumaan päin. www.hs.fi/mielipide/ar...
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Lukijan mielipide | Seisminen asemaverkko on osa kansallista turvallisuutta
Kun Venäjä hyökkäsi Ukrainaan, puolueettoman ja puhtaasti fysikaalisiin signaaleihin perustuvan tiedon tarve on kasvanut.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Nuh-uh. Don't believe that.
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a woman says it 's all lies in front of a netflix logo
Alt: a woman says it 's all lies in front of a netflix logo
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Harvester captures insanity quite unlike any other game. www.gog.com/en/game/harv... Also, just the first FMV game that came to mind 👀
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Harvester
Please be advised that the game contains disturbing imagery and should not be played by m
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Reminds me of Harvester! www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-OZ... (well, FMV games in general)
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Harvester - Best Death Ever
YouTube video by PC Gamer
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Christian Odendahl @codendahl.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Just perfect. "Been in Europe 3 yrs, never felt this close to Russia, you are repeating line by line the propaganda on Russian TV," Pussy Riot artist tells a stunned Putin-Versteher Sarah Wagenknecht to her face, on prime-time TV.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Spam!
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Kind of like reverse FAFO 🤔
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Shout to let it all out!
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
fuck ICE
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Good guy Eize
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 25/09/2025
Yeah, I lift weights to impress women. Specially, my grandmother, who calls me her special guy when I open a tight jar lid for her. 😊
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
OBAMA: It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. They build pyramids, and they put their names on everything. They get very anxious about it.
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Dave Lee @davelee.me · 19/09/2025
Dutch late night TV has its take
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 17/09/2025
You won't be fired by an AI who can do your job. You'll be fired by an idiot who thinks an AI can do your job.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Don't you mean pick one and steal it? All those precious worlds within grasp! Alas, got ejected from the library and now they're bit further away.
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
In a world of assholes...ah, forget it, just be nice like Brazil.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
This one's for ya @eizebasa.baby.
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Foxes In Love @foxes-in-love.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are sitting in front of a whiteboard, where Green has crudely illustrated a hole, a table at the bottom of the hole, and two foxes sitting on the opposite ends of the table. Holding a pointing stick, Green taps at the board, as Blue listens attentively.
Green: We dig a hole, and then set up our game table there.
Blue: Right.

Having drawn a cover over the hole, Green taps at the addition.
Green: Then we cover the top and wait for an unsuspecting victim.
Blue: Huh.

Green taps at the whiteboard again, pointing at the most recent addition to the drawing: A startled third fox falling through the cover at the top.
Green: Eventually someone will fall through.
Blue: I see.

Last, Green's illustration looks the same as it did in the first panel, save that there are now three foxes sitting at the table. Blue turns to look at Green with suspicion.
Green: And they'll have no choice but to play with us.
Blue: Are you sure this would work?
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 01/05/2023
She blinded me with science! Specifically, geology! (She threw a rock at my face)
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
korean reporting is nightmarish on the conditions Korean workers were contained in
Their waists and hands were tied together, forcing them to bend down and lick water to drink. The unscreened bathrooms contained only a single sheet to cover their lower bodies. Sunlight barely penetrated through a fist-sized hole, and they were only allowed access to the small yard for two hours. Detained by US immigration authorities for eight days, the workers and their families expressed shock, describing human rights violations and absurdities they could not have imagined as ordinary Koreans living in 2025.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
You mean gravitational potential released while dropping it to the trash and chemical potential released when it incinerated in the waste incinerator? Or did it actually taste good?
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
"Don't worry, your followers suck too!"
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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a cartoon character from south park says that this is a little suspicious
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
It has taken medical science 200 years to advance humans to the point where people are so healthy and living so long that they can deny that science and medicine is what got us here.
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T. Vuorinen @geenimetsuri.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Sounds plausible. I suspect it's because of heartburn & ensuing reflux 🤔
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