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GeekAce

@geekace.bsky.social
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History & mythology fanatic. Connoisseur of fine puns. Just trying my best out here. (he/him)

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/10/2026
Elon just blasted his home address to his 240 million followers along with his order number and last 4 of his Amex charge card while shilling grok bot. Someone else canceled his order.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In case anyone was wondering what level of cartoonish evil we’re at, we’re at the point where the Onion is predicting what will be policy a few months in advance
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Was sad, then I remembered I have a dog. Slightly less sad now
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I also want to add that every single time ICE has physically hurt me, they have grabbed me by my chest. Most of my femme friends have said the same. I will not be surprised if / when we find out about twisted sexual assaults conducted by ICE agents with these gloves.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Money out of politics. Money in your pocket. Medicare for All. Michigan... We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.
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cirrus ☁️ @cirruscyan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Red in blue and Blue in red? Inconceivable!
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P.M. ✨🌕 @itsapmseymour.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Guardian of the light
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Parking lots once again having the best sunset skies, for some reason
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It's not a disagreement about politics. Itr's a morality/decency thing.
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P.M. ✨🌕 @itsapmseymour.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
New Yorker Wizard be like “Ayo, I’m Meestee Steppn’ ere!”
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just found this and felt incredibly sad. Reminder that we all need to put pressure on governments and corporations if we want any chance to live long and comfortable lives
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Rose❤️🇨🇦Part owner of Canada.🇨🇦❤️ @scotfreeme.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
That is one Hollywood actor, everyone loved and misses. For all the right reasons.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's so awkward when awful people you deeply dislike say something you 100% agree with.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/07/2026
This MF is responsible for more deaths than there are trans people in the United States. He's putting up Hitler numbers. So maybe he should shut up before spouting lies like this.
​A screenshot of a post on X by Elon Musk (@elonmusk), featuring a blue verification checkmark and an official X badge. The text of the post reads:
​"The obvious reality is that giving rage-inducing hormones to mentally unstable people will cause a major increase in murder.
​Statistically, trans and trans-driven (eg Charlie Kirk's killer) homicide rates are more than triple that of the general population."
​The bottom of the post displays the metadata: "4:24 PM • Jul 19, 2026 • 75.6K Views".
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
We live in the dumbest timeline, but I can’t argue with headlines like this 😂 apple.news/ANwoY96ezT9K...
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Congresswoman Says 'Homoerotic' Side Of GOP's Masculinity Mania Can't Be Ignored — HuffPost
Rep. Becca Balint had a list of reasons why Secretary Pete Hegseth’s fixation with making the military more manly looked like a full-on fetish.
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
So… am I the only one who has very little confidence in Nolan’s Odyssey movie, but for filmmaking/mythological reasons, not crazy white supremacist bullshit reasons?
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/07/2026
Today marks 250 years since a small group of newspaper editors, farmers, and soldiers signed a document declaring our nation's independence — a truth that feels self-evident now but was revolutionary then.
What a privilege us Americans have, to live in a nation that every one of its inhabitants can shape. What an honor us New Yorkers have, to look out over our city's waters from the shores where so many Americans bravely entered their country for the first time.
Today and all days, let us remember that patriotism is not pretending our nation is without flaws. Patriotism is every act of righteous dissent — because loving our country means fighting for the best version of it.
Happy Fourth of July, New York City.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish theonion.com/nation-turns-250-despi…
Nation Turns 250 Despite Presence Of Irish
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madison 🫶🏻🧡 @bigfreakintitty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
3 presidents have died on the 4th of july i like those odds
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
As of today, we’re officially closer to 2030 than 2020. It feels awful to somewhat miss 2020, but thus is the world we live in 🙃
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Holly is living my dream rn
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 16/06/2026
This is Bagel. He has traveled far and wide, experienced many different cultures, seen all kinds of sights, and most importantly, figured out his best angles. 13/10 (IG: livingwithbagel)
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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
america is an ideal worth fighting for
I'm American, but I talked to some Germans on a train platform in Chicago last weekend. They spoke very highly about their experience of buying legal weed, getting stoned and eating at Raising Canes.
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Steven Goldsmith 🦋 @stevengoldsmith.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I truly believe that the members of congress who have 7 months left after Trump dumped them can do something very important to turn our country around. I am rooting for you to do the right thing.
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the far-right claims to know and idolize Ancient Greco-Roman culture, but you could honestly learn more about it from the Hades games or Percy Jackson
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Only good news of late 😂
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
My perpetual state of being
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Juliana Stratton @julianastratton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
So Texas, Florida, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee can redraw districts without a referendum and that stands, but when Virginia lets voters decide directly at the ballot box, it gets overturned?
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 05/05/2026
Codifying Roe, passing the John Lewis Voting Rights Act, and holding members of this administration criminally accountable are important goals, but none of it sticks without Supreme Court reform.
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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Special forces dog
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
This Is ALL The Supremely Corrupt Court Does,Anymore.......
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
It’s a cold day in Hell when I’M siding with the fucking British monarchy
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Impeccable musical timing 🤌
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Welcome back Incitatus! You’ll fit right in with the current administration
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Ain’t no way a news article is about to gaslight me about gaslighting
Screenshot of a news article headline that says “Are you sure you know what ‘gaslighting’ is?”
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DAPPER DON DHARSHI @dapperdondharshi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
When your dog is a Disney Princess.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
New GOP logo just dropped.
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Azul = Blue @azulequalsblue.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Taking care of business. We need to do this and move on.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 20/03/2026
Afroman's defamation victory is a win for Americans who cherish the right to cuck the police in song
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
To keep him dead, it took Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Rang—
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
they call it a cesarean section cuz that's what brutus did to him
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/03/2026
Surprise! The Jeff Bezos-owned Washington Post is against my 5% billionaire wealth tax. I wonder why? If enacted, Bezos would owe $12 billion in taxes, and an average family of 4 would receive a $12,000 direct payment. Poor Jeff would be left with just $224 billion to survive.
Bernie Sander’s 2028 litmus test would strangle America’s golden goose
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Meme of Trump as Lord Farquaad, bad guy of the classical film Shrek, stating “Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I am willing to make”
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 25/02/2026
This is Bruegger. He learned a highly advanced new trick, demonstrating excellent use of both free will and spatulas. 13/10 (TT: maddmaddmad)
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GeekAce @geekace.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Far as I’m concerned, that’s a complete win-win situation
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/02/2026
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
a brown wire-haired pup stands on a wooden deck in a grassy yard. he looks at us with golden eyes and his right ear flipped inside out. he has a pipe-shaped stick in his mouth, giving him the appearance of a sophisticated and dapper gentleman. just give him a deerstalker cap and a cloak, and he'd give Sherlock Holmes a run for his money.
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JoCat is slow at making videos @jocat.net · 03/01/2026
can someone please stop america now
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