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Jane

@gcbiggles.bsky.social
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Episcopalian for love, Lutheran for money. Three anxiety disorders in a trenchcoat. She/her

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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 5h
So, the reason we mock horrible fascists is not to make fascists change their minds. It is to show they are mockable. It breaks the veneer of respectability and power. It gives others social permission to mock them. Satire is poisonous to power because it makes opposition both fun and collaborative.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 6h
I converted to Catholicism two weeks ago. Here’s why I think Jesus would’ve supported live streaming executions.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 9h
Why do the right people never fall off of castles while sleepwalking, Bill?
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Surprised Eel Historian, PhD @greenleejw.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Anyone who has ever worked with photocopiers can tell you that they: 1. are malevolent 2. act with intent 3. display uncanny situational awareness 4. are pack hunters (swear at one, and they'll all turn on you) This doesn't mean they're alive, or conscious.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not only websites, it happens in my goddamn right click menu on the Windows 11 desktop. Don't tell me Microsoft doesn't know how much space the Onedrive menu options are going to need when they load!
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Chise @sailorrooscout.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How Vaccines Work 🧬🧫🧪🔬💉🥽
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
it is extremely ironic that, even for the guys deputized as a roving secret police to kill other Americans basically at their leisure, the highest form of existence they can conceive of and project is still basically “lifestyle influencer”. Everyone wants to be a fucking Content Creator
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Our Lady of Good Counsel has a loooong waiting list these days
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm picturing Roy Genders like Spiders Georg, where most people only have like five or six genders but Roy has 274849726
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
In anticipation of a future I pray will never come, I've written the following. Yes, even in tragedy, there is hope... mine is that this poem will heal the wounds that divide us. It is called "Elegy; or, The Fall".
ELEGY; or, The Fall

Down, down, our Titan fell,
Hands stretched outward through the air.
Behind him streaked a comet's tail,
A burning trail of flaxen hair.

A crowd of cooks around him swept
To catch his body as he flew,
But mortal hands to flesh divine
The firmest grasp they cannot do.
The finger tips grazed by the cloth
Of navy jacket, crimson tie.
They struggled for a place to hold,
But found no purchase for the try.

His head lurched forward, jutting out,
And aimed, it seemed, toward the oil
That bubbled in a fryolator. 
Fate set its arc, our dreams to foil.

A deaf'ning roar erupted then.
A rush of liquid spurted high.
The boiling splashes struck the walls
With bits of flesh and bits of fry.
For blocks around, a cry was heard,
A mighty bellow, deep and proud.
A tear was pulled from every eye.
"Our Titan!" wailed each voice aloud.

That mane of hair, the shade of gold,
Bobbed limply in the basket's foam.
A cashier spoke, "Lord, if you hear me,
Guide our mighty Titan home."

A ring of workers, some as young
As sixteen, which the law allows, 
Encircled there and touched his back,
And wept beneath their lowered brows.Then broke apart the sobbing crowd.
The manager, whose shift was done,
Stepped forth and said, "Remark this ground
For on it lies our holy one."

That golden sheen now wet with oil
Atop his head was aptly chose,
For high above, upon the roof, 
Two arches of its color rose.

And with it, rising, light as air,
A spirit that could never die.
To Heaven, to be too their King 
Look now! O! How our Titan flies!
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Monty Python Fish Slap
Alt: Monty Python's Fish Slapping Dance
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Love your shirt!
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This made me laugh this week.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm a menace about bidets 😅 Been haranguing my parents and bf about them for *years*. Like a born-again Christian vegan crossfitter who quit smoking.
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Kyle Winkler @bleakhousing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Freud! at the Michael’s
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was *just* saying to my bf the other day when the Supreme Court took the case brought by the Park Hills anti-Vatican-2 weirdos - can we have just one single Kentuckian step onto the national stage who isn't crazy or evil? Plenty of nice people live here...
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SO many feet. Jeez.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If it gets a few more people preaching the gospel of peace I'm all for it
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How beautiful are the feet of those that preach the gospel of peace! youtu.be/Xx18d7ixjhk?...
youtu.be
Handel 1742 Messiah Oratorio HWV 56 Sir Neville Marriner 20 How beautiful are the feet
YouTube video by Felices Cantus Händel
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 999: "trans-inclusive radical misogyny" // "women should stay out of kitchens"
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most devastating violent attacks over the past 40 years *have* almost all come from members of the same faith, but it ain't Islam
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thanks to the power of AI I’ve delegated my finances to bloopee, the pixel furby that tells you to kill yourself
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i better not see anything about "reaching across the aisle" unless it's to give them a wedgie
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Jordan Shiveley (Dread Singles) @jordanshiveley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is now a Sam the Driver fan account
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
"Well if that is wrong, everybody is guilty!" Yes. That's why it's called rape "culture."
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oof. I rely on their RCL website a lot for my job.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a little louder for the cheap seats in the back
One of the biggest myths is that men rape by mistake. Like, "Oh, they need consent training." But research is very clear: Sexual violence is not a mistake. It is an intentionally made decision by people who know they don't have consent. They just don't prioritize consent over things like status, power, domination, and sexual gratification.
For my research, I got a certificate of confidentiality from the National Institutes of Health, so my notes couldn't be subpoenaed. One of the reasons I call them perpetrators in my work is because every single person I interviewed confessed in that context. The first question I would ask them was, "When you received that email from Title IX that you were under investigation, did you know what it was about?" Every perpetrator I interviewed said "yes." If sexual assault were a miscommunication, you would be wondering, What have I possibly done wrong? That is not the way that any of them reacted because they knew.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So I fired two warning shots....
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Banished to one of the cursed islands from Voyage of the Dawn Treader after petitioning Prince Caspian to fund The Real Housewives of Cair Paravel
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The acknowledging and bewailing comes later!
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Kris Straub (كريس)📍PAXAus @krisstraub.com · 07/10/2026
signed instantly. creatives: unionize actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that prep better or worse than the one where you mix a powder into about 1 1/2 gallons of water? I had trouble getting all the liquid down in four hours or whatever it was... but I do feel like the gallon one worked fairly slowly and gently.
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/10/2026
His is a fundamental misunderstanding of the locus and purpose of the faith. The Christian faith is not marriage nor procreation or hetero normality The faith is the sufficiency of Christ…. Everything else is just wrapping paper for bigotry
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McKenna Horsley @mckennahorsley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In #KY05, Democrat Ned Pillersdorf's campaign has released an ad featuring former Gov. Paul Patton, who talks about incumbent Republican Rep. Hal Rogers' age. "I'm 89 years old — about the same as Rogers — and I'm too old for Congress." drive.google.com/drive/folder...
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm incredibly bad with names *and* faces, so as soon as the person changes their hairstyle and outfit it will be like I never met them before at all 😅
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I appreciate that you're disposing of the former governor in an environmentally friendly way 😁
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you not??? I'm sorry! For some reason I thought you had had a career in librarianship before your writing career. I must have you mixed up with another author.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world would also heal if it was run by retired children's librarians like Ms. Bev, ijs
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh she's a silver fox!
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/10/2026
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Actually he's so passive-aggressive sometimes I suspect he was a southerner!
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
90 percent of the time St. Paul mainly inspires me to do jerkoff motions and then he drops a banger like that, or Romans 8. He contained multitudes I guess!
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Doctora Malka Older @older.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we fucking loved it, even when there was basically nothing on it, and let me tell you something else: we loved it because of human connection, human diversity, human creativity. WE DON'T NEED A SINGLE THING ANY OF THESE COMEMIERDAS HAVE MADE AND TRIED TO SELL US IN ORDER TO HAVE A GREAT INTERNET.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 04/10/2026
Gotta get the sign back out for the fool who thinks CHRISTOPHER FUCKING RUFO is working in good faith, instead of being a media-manipulating eugenicist.
CHAIT HAS NO HOME HERE
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I read a fascinating book a few years ago about the Bhola cyclone of 1970, in the Bay of Bengal, and how it indirectly led to the independence of Bangladesh bc the govt basically abandoned them to die, which strengthened their independence movement. Not something we ever learned in school here.
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Jane @gcbiggles.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the crazy part to me! White conservatives are *supposed* to be in favor of standing up for your wife, using physical force if necessary. Then a black guy does it, using the smallest amount of violence possible, and they lose their minds. Come on now. He didn't even hit him with a closed fist.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
i like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite
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