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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 50m
Bro my priors
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1h
Just realized many of my priors could be flawed
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 2h
They're giving me a full body x-ray to see if any of my bones look weird
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 3h
Chiseling paragraphs out of the granite of Life
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 4h
Hunters Thompson
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balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
beach bono isnt real he cant hurt you... beach bono isnt real he cant hurt you (beach bono) hello hello! im at a place called kokomo!
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 5h
Posts are called jays and retweets are called lenos
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 14h
How many accolades would you like to have?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 14h
Where does Mozart rank for you? Pretty high?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 15h
I'm ready for a conversation
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 16h
Who's the best painter? Monet?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 17h
That's where we're hung up
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 17h
Lenny Kravitz probably most talented musician of all time
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 17h
Chicago radio personality Jeff Malort
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 20h
Time to watch On the Waterfront
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
yesterday i was worried the influx of new users was over and that id never have a chance to tell people how to use the website. well guess what. over here posts are called "jays" and retweets are called "lenos."
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 21h
Me and the boys are arguing about Jeff Goldblum's greatest artistic achievement
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 22h
Ok that seems right
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 22h
Panera is hiding the truth about it's lemonade...
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h
2:04?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h
Have you guys been to Panera?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h
Young Murphy had one specific hope and dream
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h
Murphy got a law. You can do anything you set your mind to.
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 23h
Let's do some hellacious dunks
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Scratching my head and sweating through my shirt staring at 2026-1906=? on the whiteboard
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We must invent an A.I. that can do 2026-1906
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Blasted out in Idaho
Dear Abby: My husband yawns loudly over and over when we are watching TV in the evening. I have asked him to please not be so loud when he yawns, and he gets annoyed that I asked. He still yawns loudly many times a day. How do I get him to stop making a production of his yawning?
Blasted Out in Idaho
Dear Blasted Out: Folks have been known to yawn excessively because they aren't getting enough oxygen or suffer from sleep apnea. I doubt your husband does this just to annoy you. It might benefit him to mention all that yawning to his physician in case it needs to be checked out.
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today is the year 2032 #breaking #breakingnews
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ESPN is an embarrassment #math #mathing
ESPN headline: "White Sox stay perfect, look to clinch at home
for first time in 126 years"info in article: "Game 3 is Wednesday afternoon at Guaranteed Rate Field, where the White Sox have two chances to do something they haven't done since 1906-- clinch a postseason series at home."
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We must block the Time-Life merger. Their proposed Elvis collection on 4 CD's could easily fit onto 3 or even 2 CD's. And why is shipping and handling so expensive?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Aww
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Quick surveys are like childs play to me
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm staying on the line for a quick survey
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I am pastened.
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh you like movies? Name one type of shoes I like to wear to the movies.
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🔥🔥
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No worries if not
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Are you ready to unveil it to the world?
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1 like= 0 respect
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Make up a weird word
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Change one word. I'll go. ble
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Babies are totally rockin it right now
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I couldn't live without my shows...
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Babies can't actually be rockin' it or totally rockin it. It's just something their family and friends say.
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The New Orlean Saints
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Those are the big ones
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penis truck @11828appelstall.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lets blow some crap up
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is the sports app now
tiny baby snail @11828appelstall.bsky... • 23m
lets blow some crap up

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tiny baby snail @11828appelstall.bsky... • 24m
ok im happy again

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keb mode: engaged mode @kebbyru... • 26m
bijan too fast

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tiny baby snail @11828appelstall.bsky...
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ugh im never watching tv again
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's my nephew's son once removed
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Panera lemonade @gateshawk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm still here: a peekaboo story
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