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@garyniv.bsky.social
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Not serious. Sometimes serious. 📍Les Yvelines (if you're far enough it's basically Paris) bsky.app/profile/did:plc:yz34ajevb6…

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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 9h
i might have overdosed touching grass today
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 13h
so do i. in hindsight
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 17h
i did wake up at 3am today but nothing funny came to me bsky.app/profile/gary...
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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 22h
do you dream of electric Alfs? or lie awake at 3am posting through it? don't be caught napping, show us your sleep/less skeets (or a sleep deprived friend's) and the best ones get a Fancy Trophy To enter: like and repost this post, then reply with the link to the joke. Contest closes Sun 8am PST
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 10/10/2026
they made a robot that can actually dance like a human I don't know how it twerks
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Three thousand years ago, a Greek potter looked at a bowl and thought: ‘You know what this needs? A leg!’ Clay bowl with leg-shaped handle!🦵😆 Early Geometric period 850 BC. Altes Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows an ancient Greek pottery bowl with a rounded, deep body, wide open mouth and flared rim. It has a large handle shaped like a human leg, extending from the left side of the bowl in my photo, bending at a right angle and ending in a flat foot. The bowl has a camel-coloured surface decorated with dark brown geometric patterns, which include zigzags and meander motifs arranged in horizontal bands around the body of the bowl and along the leg. From Attica, Early Geometric period, circa 850 BC. It sits on a light stone coloured surface in a display case at the Altes Museum in Berlin.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 is my favorite song about accidentally causing an avalanche.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you don't see many superheroes with chronic back pain
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I turned up brightness for you.
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JBGarrity Photography @joegarrity.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I captured the Milky Way from Yanliao Port in Hualien, Taiwan. I wanted to capture it vertically. My 15mm wide-angle lens framed it nicely. High-resolution: app.astrobin.com/i/ypaqdp #astrophotography #astronomy #naturephotography #nature #longexposure #milkyway #eastcoastkin #photography
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
holding myself together with trips to the hardware store
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
if you're gonna honk at me i'll get out and personally thank you
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
you’re a really really poster
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i think it used to be customary bsky.app/profile/gary...
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
please stand for the brewing of the coffee
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
yeah the other alt text
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sometimes we write for those who can read us in the blank spaces between our words
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Graffiti on an out of use bridge in North Carolina. There are various designs including hearts, flowers, and the words “you are Loved”
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
please step into my moat
An open gate and a vaulted tunnel leading to a castle moat. Water everywhere. Photo from a medieval castle on the Loire Valley.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
prove that you're human by designing a better captcha. you response will be judged by an llm.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i wasn't sure about the llms but they helped me find my new favorite shampoo so now i'm sold
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I visited a medieval castle yesterday and learned a French word that's sure to come in handy: assommoir. A room with a trapdoor through which you can rain down projectiles on your invaders.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nice! I charged my phone.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i fear for alfalfa
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𝔐𝔬𝔫𝔧𝔞 ℭ𝔬𝔫𝔠𝔥𝔦𝔱𝔞 @conchatorres.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
isto
Poema de Anne Carson
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EmmanuelSPV @emmanuelspv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Transport de gros chiens à vélo
Trois gros chien à l'avant dans le tricycle, et un quatrième seul bien assis dans sa remorque. La cycliste roule sur la partie piétonnisée récemment du bas du Boulevard Richard Lenoir, deux autres cyclistes sont restés sur la piste étroite
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
when do they announce the bsky nobel?
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they rely on the public to tell them
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
another european male? maybe in 5 years
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Sewzinski @sewzinski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Snap the Strings, 2026 #mixedmedia #collage #painting #abstract #photography
A mixed media collage involving assemblage and collage with my own photographs and hand arranged objects.There’s a collection of layers and paint. of shapes sliding down A green hill with a yellow background.  Sewzinski Sarah Constantino
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking frwrd to the salty skeets.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's okay this a write-only app.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's why I act without thinking.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I should get a foil.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i liked your awkward joke since i was sure nobody made it before
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
congrats on 46 likes!
Screenshot of this post with 38 likes and 7 reposts.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
is .qed one of them?
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Granite Man @granitedhuine.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Your lack of personality really shines through in all of your posts.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i promised to limit myself to one cup of coffee so now i'm shopping for a bigger cup
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How I wish it was math.
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i found the cutest notebook at carrefour. now what to write..
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you only liberty biberty twice
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you can see my excitement in the typo
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
comrades i think our cooperative need more gaiety
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Photo of a valley somewhere in Switzerland taken from a gondola through a heart-shaped frame.
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/10/2026
you never hear about anyone being clueful
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you had to be alive in 2004
Screenshot of the google n-gram viewer for the word clueful. Shows a strong peak in 2004
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i have a hard time making the F with the hands
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would for sure not trust a self driving car that drove like me
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Gray @garyniv.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
gm
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