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Garrett Wright

@garrett-wright.bsky.social
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sr creative content manager by trade. @unlincoln.bsky.social CoJMC alum. used to do creative stuff at Big Ten Network/Elon University/ESPN. usually just trying to post through it. 2026 Nobel Peace Prize Nominee 2026 JFK Profile in Courage Award Winner

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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texas back?
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There was a federal report about how irredeemable this department is, and liberal politicians and their voters simply decided to pretend the department was something else
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
people need to go to jail for a very long time for this
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The absolutely funniest thing about the NYC second home tax is watching wealthy people complain about the process of proving their residence is their primary residence. Welcome to means testing! Something that you enjoy putting in place for everything related to poor people! It sucks!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This country was one person's vote away this morning from putting any birthright citizen in danger of being deported tomorrow. We are so much closer to the abyss than we think. Man oh man.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
early days but so far my favorite thing about how Alexi is being treated by his deskmates is that there's four more weeks of it coming
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/06/2026
few american cities have a better origin story than lawrence's "fuck slavery and fuck missouri" founding principles
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Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The ICE raids didn’t lead to wider anti-immigrant violence in the US because American right wingers don’t participate in politics, they watch it on TV. Their main belief is “I should not have to do shit,” their reaction to Minneapolis was “I wouldn’t go outside to do politics unless you paid me”
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Did a nice deep clean of my emails today and rediscovered this gem. I cannot stress enough how bad some of the sales pitches are that you get when you work in the creative field.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching all these SEC schools argue over who is the least racist is like hearing a bunch of excited puppies argue about which one of their tails is wagging the least. There may be degrees to the amount, but at the end of the day they're all doing it.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Went to my local DFL caucus tonight in Minneapolis. They took an unofficial straw poll for the governor race. Klobuchar 3 Uncommitted 15 Glad we’re getting handed a candidate that really rallies the party.
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Sam Bergman @violanorth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Roth is always well worth reading, but this is one of the Roth essays where you think to yourself, yeah, people trying to understand this era are gonna be reading this 40 years from now
Before they put on plate carriers and masks and threw themselves into the dirty business of terrorizing their neighbors and breaking their families, they were still identifiable as who and what they are and always were—seething, unappeasable, deliriously and defiantly pig-stupid, and absolutely a threat to the peace and comfort and flourishing of everyone and anything else. The masks only make them easier to see.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Writing a movie in the 80s/90s was so easy. It was just MadLibs. (Character) from (rich upper middle class city suburb) experiences (life challenge). Hijinks ensue. They meet (character of opposite sex) who helps them. They become a better person and fall in love with (character of opposite sex).
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This is legitimately wild. Feel like I haven’t heard as much about gambling from those I talk to compared to even a few years ago, and fascinating to see data to back up that anecdotal evidence.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
The best genre of sports press release is upper management saying "We failed, and I take full responsibility for that" but then that person is still employed and it turns out they're announcing firing someone else. It's just a beautiful encapsulation of where the Twins are at as an organization.
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The media allowing Trump plausible deniability on Project 2025 during the campaign is right up there with Iraq War stenography in craven, lazy disgracefulness
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
It is possible to hold both of these things true at the same time: 1) political violence is never an appropriate choice in a civilized society 2) Charlie Kirk’s dream is to create exactly the kind of society he currently lives in, as spoken from his own mouth
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
All within a mile or two of home. You cannot convince me there’s a better area in Minneapolis than Northeast (specifically the neighborhoods in the SW part of it: St Anthony East/West, Sheridan, Logan Park, Bottineau, Holland)
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Eric Adams is just speed running scandal types. I mean, my god, money in a potato chip bag? That means he’s already to “college football recruiting” in the scandal style playbook. The man is an unstoppable force of nature at this point.
Screen shot of a New York Times headline which says “Adams Adviser suspended from campaign after giving cash to reporter”. The sub headline says “a campaign volunteer for Mayer. Eric Adams of New York was suspended after giving a journalist cash in a potato chip bag.” There is a candid photo of the campaign volunteer below the headline.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Yeah, but also she is not good at this. She lost. Badly. Her high water point in polling was when Biden dropped out and she represented desperately wanted change. Then she said “I’m not changing anything,” tracked right, and tanked. Fuck the NR, their reasoning is bad, but broken clocks, etc.
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Minneapolis for the Many @mplsforthemany.com · 23/07/2025
Republican consultant Dustin Grage posted what has long been an open secret: “Every Republican in Minneapolis is going to be voting for Jacob Frey.” That’s probably why 28% of his donors are Republican donors. Republicans want Frey, but the Minneapolis DFL wants @omarfatehmn.com.
Title: "Republicans want Frey:" followed by a screenshot of a post by Dustin Grage that says, "At this rate every Republican in Minneapolis is going to be voting for Jacob Frey." Below that is text that reads, "In 2024, over 28% of Jacob Frey's donors were Republican donors" next to a graphic of a pie chart where 28% is red. Below that is a thin yellow zig-zag line above a photo of the Minneapolis DFL City Convention with the text over it, "The Minneapolis DFL wnats Omar Fateh" next to a Mpls for the Many logo.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Looking at resumes for an open creative video position is exhausting. My new pet peeve is people who try to get too cute with their resume and have sidebars where THEY RATE THEMSELVES FROM 1-100 ON SKILLS. WHY! STOP! I DONT WANT TO KNOW YOUR SELF EVAL "SCORE" ON PREMIERE! NOT HELPFUL, JUST WEIRD.
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
the sequence of events from “we need to engage the youth! we need our own joe rogan!” to mamdani’s rise to “we need to crush mamdani and distance ourselves from him” is really something
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Mezentine @mezentine.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I’d say that this is a very revealing comment except what is revealed is very obvious: generative AI is an interesting technology with what will probably prove to be a few useful applications, and it’s being inflated into a trillion dollars year industry because tech has no other good ideas.
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
And then this shit just came out. When you’re making over $700k a year, gaining $12k is nothing. It’s a nice vacation, redoing the garage, giving a niece/nephew a car. When you’re making $23k a year, losing $1600 is “are we paying for food or for the house or for medical bills” territory.
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Noah Shachtman @noahshachtman.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
lord I don't ask for much, but if this means we never have to hear from/about Bill Clinton ever again as long as he or we live
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
MOTHER FUCKING MAMDANI DID IT! Work to do in the general against Adams and probably Cuomo again but, HOLY SHIT. What a win. Thought this might take a week of ranked choice but first ballot! And HUGE ups to Lander. Hoping we see him on the national stage soon, primarying some loser neo-lib Dem.
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
right-wingers will often say that America deserves credit for ending slavery rather than blame for having slavery. but then we made a holiday to commemorate the end of slavery and they still got mad, which should tell you what their real objection is.
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Senator Scott Wiener @scottwiener.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Just some creepy armed Mad Max guys trying to gain entry to Dodgers Stadium. ICE says it wasn’t them. DHS says they were Border Patrol. But honestly who the hell knows? They’ve given permission for any psycho to put on a ski mask, point a gun, grab people & throw them into an unmarked vehicle.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
I really want to like Bluesky, but the poster energy is way off. Twitter is legitimately funny and enjoyable as I scroll through most of it whereas everything on here just has really weird 50 year old aunt Resist lib vibes. I feel like I’m on Facebook. It kinda sucks.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
My grumpiest wedding opinion is that after about the third time clinking glasses for a kiss at the reception, it’s just annoying. Let the kids enjoy dinner. It’s a long ass day, they gotta eat and you’re holding them hostage for a random smooch.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Really awesome that my city council representative thinks the biggest issue facing Minneapolis policing is scheduling of off duty policing as opposed to, you know, maybe anything dealing with the consent decree that MPD continues to slow roll and avoid
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Out here at the Ward 3 DFL Convention! I got to boo Jacob Frey in person! That was fun!
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The full Inside The NBA crew was so, so good talking about Kevin Thomas. Ernie was next level. I didn’t know Kevin but shed a few tears hearing them talk about who he was and the impact he had. The way the “talent” on that show so obviously care about their crew is incredible in a tough industry.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Me, driving my car places: "What's with all these assholes driving places!"
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Monster Mash (10 Minute Version) @randballsstu.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
gotta be the first pope who conceivably has tried malort
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Dave Weigel @daveweigel.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The body and blood of Christ
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/05/2025
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Really good read. At the end of the day there are too many clowns (esp in the Twin Cities right now) claiming they're closing due to the bad, bad city as a means of deflecting any ownership of the fact that maybe the city just didn't need/want that particular place (or they're bad at business!)
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
One of the few ways I’m above average! Eat shit Zuck, I don’t need your fake AI friends.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Went to see The Rocket Summer this month and I just bought tickets to Ben Kweller in Minneapolis next week. Plus I was just in Portland and got to see the Burnside skate park from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2. The mid-2000s are absolutely thriving in my world.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Spent a good chunk of the day going through resumes for two full year, post-grad creative video production internships that we offer. ~50% of resumes don't have a link to any work examples! That's insane! It's a creative position! I'm not going hunting for you! Just show me your talent! 🤯
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Nothing drives me crazy like getting a huge footage request from a national network two days before an event they’ve known they will be airing for literal years. Like, congrats to CBS who apparently just remembered they have Big Ten tourney rights this week. Nice find in the couch cushions.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Saquon is one of my all-time favorite interviews from my run at Big Ten Network. From everything I personally experienced, and everything people told me about him, it's hard not to believe that all the kindness you see in public is genuine and deep with him.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
170 years ago. What a cool piece of Minneapolis history.
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Garrett Wright @garrett-wright.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Many people at work refer to me as "that guy who really despises Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey", and as I transition to a new platform, it's important to me that people on Bluesky also know what an absolutely clown Jacob Frey is. Dying at this visual. Wish I could've seen it in person.
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