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Garret @garretevans.com · 30/09/2026
Sad the #Lynx will probably lose this game, but the #Liberty have just been crushing it tonight so kudos to them. #WNBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 28/09/2026
Long Walkman
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Garret @garretevans.com · 28/09/2026
Are we sure this is LeBron? I don’t see him hawking sports betting in this video.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 28/09/2026
And we have to remember that the free press also doesn’t have to platform right wing nutters or “both sides” every issue. Sometimes it’s OK to simply not give them oxygen.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 26/09/2026
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John Oliver Says 'Cool' Sarcastic
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Garret @garretevans.com · 26/09/2026
We know this is fake because who can afford Doritos nowadays?
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/09/2026
Oh no, I feel so bad for the billionaires.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/09/2026
Just catching up to see my #Lynx destroying the #Fever by 30 points at the half, and I am very ok with that.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/09/2026
That’s good to know, thanks. I really wish Apple would let you drill down more into that system data chunk, but that has been a complaint for like 20 years or whatever at this point.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/09/2026
I was under the impression, though, that even if this is turned off, if it had been turned on at any point the space that the AI junk takes up doesn’t get deleted. I could totally be wrong about that, though.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/09/2026
“But we won’t stop development because we like money. No, our products don’t actually make money, but we like the over-inflated valuations we have now and want to keep that going.”
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Garret @garretevans.com · 23/09/2026
Tired: Worrying about being in some vehicular experiment you didn’t sign up for from some random ass tech company. Wired: Worrying about being absolutely pancaked by a semi that never knew about the road it was on.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/09/2026
Don't hold water for these people.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/09/2026
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Jack Nicholson's Evil Smile Head Nod
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/09/2026
Who?
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/09/2026
I can’t wait to watch this with ads on the highest tier D+ service!
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/09/2026
Men are dumb as hell.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/09/2026
We just got footage of JD running:
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Attack On Titan Abnormal Titan Running
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/09/2026
Too late, ya’ walleyed sum’bitch.
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Jeff Grubb @grubb.wtf · 17/09/2026
from the Japanese dub of community
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Garret @garretevans.com · 17/09/2026
It should be really easy to solve this problem because the wackos who think chemtrails are a thing think the government is putting stuff in the chemtrails. Like, this dipshit could walk down the hall and ask if the government is putting stuff in chemtrails.
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Michael DiTullo @d2lo.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wednesday, 1966 VW Beetle EV is charged up and ready to go. 🚗🔌⚡️💨 What car would you convert if you could? #ev #classiccar #vwbeetle
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Ash @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd
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Garret @garretevans.com · 16/09/2026
Now what about Fetterman Face? I feel pretty scared about that one.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 15/09/2026
This is a screenshot from Andor.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 15/09/2026
In related news, Boomers weirdly voted conservative for the last 40 years...
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Garret @garretevans.com · 13/09/2026
This is the best drink, and I drink far too much of it.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 11/09/2026
This admin is a real who’s who of dipshits I never want to hear talk about anything, much less 9/11.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 10/09/2026
Right? If this is the best they can do then I feel like we have nothing to worry about.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 10/09/2026
This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen today. And I’ve seen Fetterman at the GOP convention.
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Yuri Gnu @yurignu.com · 08/09/2026
loving the new look
Link in the new Ocarina of Time remake and totally not Elizabeth Holmes looking completely normal on the new You Can See Everything documentary
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Garret @garretevans.com · 09/09/2026
This leaves out Link’s Crossbow Training. Does Nintendo even know their own games?
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Rachel Gluckstern @rgluckst.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 04/09/2026
Oh, hey, it's that mayor who loves the Flock 24/7 surveillance cameras that watch us whether we like it or not. (Cool news about the softball stuff, though.)
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Garret @garretevans.com · 04/09/2026
Weird how there was never any confusion or uncertainty for voting before this dipshit ruined our country.
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Sam Litzinger @samlitzinger.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“Missouri Voters Appear to Recall City Councilman Over Data Center Support Initial results showed that residents of Independence, Mo., voted overwhelmingly to recall an official who backed billions of dollars in tax breaks for a data center.” www.nytimes.com/2026/09/01/t...
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Missouri Voters Appear to Recall City Councilman Over Data Center Support (Gift Article)
Initial results showed that residents of Independence, Mo., voted overwhelmingly to recall an official who backed billions of dollars in tax breaks for a data center.
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was crazy refreshing to watch
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/09/2026
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Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) Says Shut It Down!
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/09/2026
Smoothing out our brains, one app at a time.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/09/2026
Now to ban Kalshi from existing. It provides nothing of value.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/09/2026
So weird how the PlayStation app lists all my “purchases” not “leases.”
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Garret @garretevans.com · 01/09/2026
Have Kushner do something about it next time you have a secret little meeting.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 31/08/2026
Where the F is Mitch McConnell?
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Garret @garretevans.com · 28/08/2026
The headline for three white kids that look like this could have gone in so many different directions.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 25/08/2026
I am a fan of the #Lynx hat. #WNBA
Blue Minnesota Lynx hat on a table with just the Lynx logo, no text.
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Garret @garretevans.com · 24/08/2026
Hand, foot, AND mouth disease? In THIS economy‽
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Garret @garretevans.com · 22/08/2026
Perhaps I am a #Lynx bandwagoner. I don’t care. They are too good. I ordered a hat tonight after the win. #WNBA
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Garret @garretevans.com · 21/08/2026
Substitute names as needed: youtube.com/shorts/FYATO...
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Westbrook on Patrick Beverley -"Pat Bev trick y'all man.... He just running around, doing nothing"
YouTube video by NBA NOTABLE
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Garret @garretevans.com · 20/08/2026
Me, doing my daily work of reporting and muting AI trash I see on this site.
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